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gotosleep_idiot2010-12-06 11:26 pm
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These are addictive.
【 MISTLETOE MEME 】
1) post with your character...
2) THOSE WHO REPLY MUST KISS YOUR CHARACTER! OR ELSE. You're stuck there or something.
3) My those are odd-looking berries on that image
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
GO.
Ratchet...who really does look this thrilled about the situation.
Nice hat.
We love the hat. (B
Eh? Have to help with what?
Yes. Yes we do.
See? [Pointing up. And up.]
It's fuzzy~ ... Like bears.
[...oooh slag. He knows what that is. Got trapped under it enough last Christmas with his ex-bondmate. His gaze falls level with Sideswipe again.]
[FROWNY FAIS IS GO. B( ]
Kid, go stand somewhere else. I'm not kissin' you.
... No bears allowed.
[He tries to backpedal away, and, predictably, fails.]
... Um. I can't.
He doesn't have to stay a bot to kiss, ya know. MWAHAHAHA.
...the slag?
Magnets aren't on. Ground's not even metal.
[RRRngh.]
Fan-fraggin-tastic.
... Not the bear. D8
... It's going to try and kill us, isn't it?
LMAO
No... [Another glance up.] It's just mistletoe. Found out what it was last Christmas.
B(
That's ridiculous.
no subject
...which is why I said I had no interest in kissin' you.
That's it.
Two people underneath mistletoe are supposed to kiss.
[He frowns. Not really interested in kissing ANYONE.]
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Eww! But you--and I'm--that just.
No!
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[Ratchet huffs through his vents, eying the mistletoe.]
Think you can cut it down with one of your blades?
no subject
[Looking up.] I can try... [And let the jumping and futile slashing commence! To no effect whatsoever.]
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Slaggit.
Sometimes this place and it's terrible sense of humor, I swear to Primus.
no subject
[Still jumping. Still.]
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Kid, it's not working. I'm even tryin' to bend it away from here and that's not doing a fraggin' thing, either.
no subject
[Jump.]
Eventually!
[Jump.]
I'm not doing the thing.
The mental image is so great. Sides jumping and Ratchet's head nodding up and down, watching. LOL
[He debates knocking the kid out with his EMP, getting the whole thing over with and then walking off.]
[Though that seems a little extreme.]
Sideswipe.
Like a vertical metronome. ... which made more sense in my head.
[Still jumping.]
It's not happening! I refuse!
[And... still... jumping.]
Also I feel almost schtizo, account swapping. HURR.
[He brings out the magnet pincers and activates them.]
[C'MERE.]
fff I'm sorry D8
[STRUGGLING. STRUGGLING ANYWAY.]
Isn't there a plan B!
LOL, it's okay. Just as long as you never take Rex personally. I feel so bad, sometimes. ^^;;
[Ratchet holds him out at something of a distance so he doesn't get swatted on accident.]
Alright, fine! I'll use plan B!
[Here comes the EMP. 8| ]
Psh. Look who I play :| you're fine <3
[One little yelp... And plan B appears successful.]
<333
[A frustrated sigh.]
Not as if I feel like this about you, either.
[Old bot kneels down so most of the younger mech is on the floor instead of half dangling in the air. He then glances back up at the mistletoe with a very aggravated expression before leaning over Sideswipe and giving him what amounts to a quick peck right on the mouthplates.]
[After which Ratchet feels guilty and somewhat dirty. Half because he just kissed an unconscious bot who didn't want to be kissed.]
[But even though he's free to move again, he'll just sit down alongside Sideswipe and wait.]
<3