COME ON GUYS WE NEED MEMES AGAIN

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME
Everyone's doing it on plurk anyway.

HOW DO WE DO THIS THING?
1. Post with your character.
2. Others respond icly waking up in bed NEXT TO YOUR CHARACTER.
3. Can you remember what happened last night? Or not? WHO KNOWS.
4. Continue threading this hilarious circumstance.
5. ???
6. I move chickens, shorty.

Comments

AWKWARD TIMES MAN

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Naked cuddler, in your bed. Sorry Ned ]

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[And, still half-asleep, Ned curls around Kaylee, running his hands up her side and mumbling in her ear]


Oh my god your skin is amazing.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ And flattery is something Kaylee will always accept. She smiles, cuddling up closer. ]

Can keep on talkin' like that all you want.

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[And now that Kaylee's talked, Ned is up like a shot, sitting up in bed and gaping at the naked woman in his arms]



...Kaylee?!

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ WHOA WHOA WHAT IS GOING ON oh it's just Ned. ]

Shèng dìyù bù zhèyàng zuò had me thinkin'...

[ Nevermind it doesn't matter what she was thinking she's just gonna go back to cuddling. ]

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[Now looking REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE]


Um.




I don't mean to be rude, but. Kaylee, what are you doing?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Sleepin', wha's it look like?

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

I mean...here. What are you doing here. In my bed.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Not in your bed 'M in...

[ Oh. She is in Ned's bed. And it's kind of slowly dawning on her that she's naked in Ned's bed. ]

...ah.

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yes. Exactly.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

I uh. I don't--

'M sorry--







...you see my coveralls anyplace?

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[sudden panicked look around]



Uh. No. I don't.


You can have the sheets though.

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, Ezio

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[it's okay, Ned can deal with very little space. Absently he runs his fingers through Ezio's hair, mumbling with his eyes closed]


Digby...you know you're...not supposed to be on the bed.

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

Mm, then where should I be madonna?

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[Ned's eyes snap open as Ezio talks, but is frozen in mute fear as he is suddenly pinned down and oh god he falls off the bed the other way as the blankets are yanked out from under him]


Ahhhh WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED OH GOD I SLEEP THERE YOU ASSHOLE.

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

Why are you there? You shouldn't be there! I was there!

Che cazzo!

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[As Ezio stared at himself, Ned blushes, mortified, and scrambles back away]


I don't know what you called me but THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

Sì, entirely your fault! It is the only possible way! I would never wake up in bed with a man otherwise!

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

[I love to tease]


It's my bed. You woke up in MY BED. You're the trespasser here, so it's your fault and not MINE.

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

But I cannot recall what happened last night, you must have given me something to forget!

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I date-raped you?!

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

I am giving the most likely reasoning!

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

I didn't! You...you probably got drunk again and FELL through my window.