Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

Comments

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

uuuh... [Is puzzled too] Like... all technoy and stuff, without in-inf-inflekshuns. Like "I. AM. A. ROBOT. BOW BEFORE ME. HUMANS." Or something.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Oh! O-okay!

[He does his best robotic monotone.]

THE PLANET-EATER WILL FALL BEFORE OUR COMBINED MIGHT. IT HAS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE.

Couldn't resist. -dies- XDDDD

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Make your time, planet eater!

[attacks the charred remains of the stove Rorschach set fire to earlier. Carves a biz "Z" on it]

For the people of Mexi.... [Thinks that if it's a space Zorro, he's probably onto bigger things than Mexico] Earth!

[the stove door falls open]

AH, noooo, I'm getting sucked in! Help me... [gives look as if to say "what's your robot name?"]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

UNIT 42 WILL PROVIDE ASSISTANCE.

[grabs Bruce's shoulder and pulls him away from it, then kicks the oven door closed]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[The stove door pops open, since the lock is charred. Bruce: makes stove voice]

ALL YOUR PLANET ARE BELONG TO ME. HAHAHA

[Attempted Zorro voice]
Thank you Unit 42! But we must stop that monstrosity before all is lost! Can you attack with your... LASERS?

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE. ACTIVATING LASERS. FIRING AT PLANET-EATER.

[pew, pew! and other laser sounds]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[Swooshes cape and pretends to attack stove with a colored pencil sword]

[Planet-Eater voice]
Aaaaah. CURSE YOU ZORRO! CURSE YOU UNIT 42! I CANNOT- YOU WILL NEVER- hhhhhhh

[tips stove over]
[Zorro voice]

We are victorious my friend! Let us celebrate!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

COMMENCE CELEBRATION.

[does the robot. Not all that well, but he's enjoying it anyway.]

[hands Bruce one of the cookies he'd stolen from Megs]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[Does the ZORRO DANCE. Yeah. It's a dance.]
Yeah. Never again will your evil ways plague our galaxy!

[Pulls off "cape" and takes a bite of cookie with a veeery tiny squee of delight]

Thanks! Oh, I'm Bruce, by the way.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

My name's Patrick. But I don't like it, cuz it's a boring name.

So you can call me Eel! I'm really slippery and sneaky like one.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

...Eel? That's a weird name. Oh well! Hi Eel!

Soooo... now what do you wanna do?

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[pouts] Eel's a cool name.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Well... maybe if you're an electric Eel! Then you could ZAP anyone you touch! [Makes zapping noises]