Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

Comments

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

No, different means different. And stupid means stupid.

[goes off to get dictionary to prove it]

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

[Punches.]

...

[Sets fire to dictionary.]

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

[He falls over, and would probably tell if it weren't for the fact that HIS BOOK IS BURNING. He doesn't like this at all and throws his coat on the dictionary to put it out]

Don't burn it just because you're wrong! The book didn't do anything to you!

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

Didn't have to. Flammable. Convenient.

...coat is on fire.

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

's just a coat. I have another one at home.

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

Hrm.

Fine.

[assbelts]

[Stares in shock. Snatches up a glass of water, throws it on the (thankfully still small) fire.]

....

[Grabs Rorshach by his shirt and hauls him over to Time Out. Sits him down, plants one hand on either side of him, and GLARES.]

What. Was that about.

[It's less of a question and more of a ... barely contained snarl through his teeth.]

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

...

[Bites.]

[assbelts]

[Flails, yanks Rorshach off his arm.]

[MUST. NOT. HIT. CHILDREN.]

SARI!

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

WHA-


...{pauses, staring at Squall's OMG YELLING VOICE, and then looks to Rorschach, wincing]

Oh, man....Not this guy again.

[going over, hesitantly picking up Rorschach from under his armpits, holding him at arm's length]

What am I supposed to do with him?!

[assbelts]

I don't know!

[Takes a breath, tries to calm down.]

He ... BIT me.

[Teeth grinding.]

... Who are his parents?

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

[Wriggles.]

[Bites Sari - bruises, but doesn't draw blood. Which is like. Affectionate, almost?]

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[Flinches, but manages to suck in a yelp before it becomes audible.]


Ahaha...ow....okay, Rorschach, why don't you...come sit with me, and we'll get you something to eat. Do you have a favorite food?

[frantically waves over Rorschach's head to indicate to Squall that she's got him]

[assbelts]

[Stares at the biting.]

... Do you want some ... I don't know. Duct tape?

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

If you want to die an early death.

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[tries to gently hush Rorschach, putting him over her shoulder and rubbing his back, wincing apologetically]

Not helping, Squall..

[assbelts]

[Stares at the kid, then pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.]

Right. All yours.

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

[Settles.]

[...but does not cease GLARE OF DEATH in Squall's general direction.]

[Rorschach is waiting, Squall.]

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[And Sari has had just about enough from this kid, and takes Rorschach over to give him some one-on-one TLC and snackfood time, figuring the kid's just attention-starved]