IT'S FRIDAY

[fastaskenyans]

~*~THE KID MEME! ~*~

You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, dress-up boxes with funny hats and capes and all sorts of props like wizard wands!, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, a see-saw, a jungle gym, and a big plastic castle! Rion and ...Six are your sitters today unless they don't want to be, in which case, nominate someone! Have fun!

Rules:

• You all are chillums. You may be anywhere between 5 and 12. You may not curse at all. If your character's foul mouthed, they may say "crud," or "turd," or even "stupid head."
• Playground romances must be limited to derpy cuteness and maybe a kiss on the cheek.
• HAVE FUN OR ELSE
• IDK I'll probably think of some.

Comments

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[Scum? Aerith's hands twist in the fabric of her dress a little as she listens to him talk, cocking her head to the side as she tries to understand what he's saying.]

They talk funny. [She goes to the jungle gym, climbing up on the first bit of ladder.]

Can I be a pirate too? I wanna steal from sea faring travelers! What are we stealing?

[Aerith Gainsborough - Pirate Wench]

[fastaskenyans]

Sure!

[Doubletake/HEY WAIT A SEC THERE]

But I'm not a pirate. I'm a... sea-cop! Yeah! I catch pirates and give back all the gold they steal!

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[She watches him solemnly before beaming at him.]

Well I want to be a pirate! Do they have ships? I want to have my own ship!

[She climbs higher on the jungle gym, then grabs a bar and dangles for a bit.]

If you're a sea cop does that mean you have to arrest me?

[fastaskenyans]

'Course they have ships; they're pirates

[He stiffens. He doesn't want to arrest a pretty girl! But she's a pirate!

But pretty girl!

But pirate.

He sounds very pained when he answers:]

Yeah.

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[Aerith grins at him and jumps down from the jungle gym.]

To arrest me, you have to catch me first!

[With that she runs a little distance away, giggling.]

[fastaskenyans]

[AH. WELL. Wally can play that game. He puffs out his chest even more and drops down as well]

Ye cannot run on the seas! Ye needs a vessel!

[He zips inside and returns seconds later, with two cardboard boxes. He sets one next to her and holds the other around his waist. Clearly it is a boat.]

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[Aerith studies the box and moment then grabs it, mimicking him. She decides to decorate it later when she gets the chance, but now she is a pirate on the seas! She decides to try her hand at pirate-speak.]

I'll never give up me gold! Ye have to catch me first before ya can get my treasure!

[She's pleased with this, and starts to runROW yes she is rowing.]

[fastaskenyans]

[ROW! Rowrowrowrowrow that is some badass rowing there]

That treasure be belongin t' the people of... whoever ye be stealin' it from!

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[So much rowing it's a rowathon! But she pauses in the rowing - she didn't think about stealing it from people, that's not a very nice thing to do.Then she gets an idea.]

I only steal from the rich! Then I give it to children in orphanages.

...I mean...

I be only stealin' from the rich folk! The gold goes to the children who need it.

[fastaskenyans]

[OH NO A ROBIN HOOD. Does this make him the sheriff? He hates the nasty sheriff. BUT NO, HE'S A GOODGUY.]

Then ye can make a charity! T'aint right t' be stealin! What if the booty ye be plunderin is for... Um... um... sick old people?

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[All she needs is a bow and some arrows, but that would be too difficult considering that she is rowing so much.]

Sick old rich people! I don't plunder all of their treasure! [She stops mid ~row~ and gives Wally a worried look.]

Are they...are they really sick? [THIS IS DISTRESSING]

[fastaskenyans]

[GOOD THING, because he's too busy rowing so much to deflect potential arrows]

Well, what if the- [OH NO, NOT A SAD GIRL FACE. He, too, stops mid-row and swallows audibly.]

Well, maybe they're not that sick, just a li-

[HEY WAIT A MINUTE.]

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[Wally's words were enough to make her much less distressed, and now she could focus on getting away from the sea cop of doom!]

Ah ha! You'll never get me gold!

Oh wait, what happens if I win? [Because clearly this is a win or lose game, rather than a random chasing one. She wants a prize. That would involve roping Wally into making daisychains with her.

Or maybe she'll just do that anyway.]