gotosleep_idiot | The TEST DRIVE Meme

[Denzel is just silent and listening to the child for a change]

I told you, you where the strangest thing here. AND I WAS RIGHT! HA AH!

And no it's not some Deva that causes all the reality shifting back home but - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

[Well, this was interesting. Conan observes the man for a moment, and makes a few deductions. Then he's moving forward, all childish mannerisms and bright smiles.]

Ne, ne! Do you need some help?

[ Jack tilts his head to the side, perplexed, staring at Ginko as he walks away. It takes him a moment before he decides to follow, stumbling over rocks and shrubs in his haste to catch up. Walking everywhere is going to be hard if he can't find a way to get his powers back. ]

...Right. And the Tooth Fairy's a big muscular guy in pink tights.

He's called the Man in the Moon, not the Woman in the Moon. Pretty sure that explains itself. And if you're not him, who are you?

What's a Tooth Fairy?

Mmm, I always heard the moon-spirit was called Tsuki-Yomi. And I'm Ginko.

[He turns his head slightly, looking at Jack out of the corner of his eye as they walk along.]

Why do you think I'm the moon, anyway?

I'm not strange! I'm perceptive!

...Fairy...godparents?

[A little shrug. More for him then.]

That's right. You do indeed catch on quick.

[Takes a sip or two, then reaches his hand out in introductions]

Vlad Masters.

[Around this time, Vlad just happened to be around where Norman was, he makes his way through the path. At the corner of his eye, he sees the boy and decides to approach him carefully. If he was a new arrival, he would need to be hospitable.]

Hello dear child. Did you just arrive?

[Nevermind that this guy probably came out of nowhere.]

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You know, the Tooth Fairy? Takes kids' baby teeth when they lose them? Gives them gifts in return? [ Obviously Ginko has no idea what he's talking about, which only confuses Jack more...but at the same time, it's kind of funny. ]

I dunno what a Ginko is, though, so I guess we're even.

[ He slows for a moment, thoughtful, then quickens his footsteps to keep pace. ]

It was just a guess. You have white hair like me, and you can see me, so you couldn't be human... [ And yet, there doesn't seem to be anything particularly unusual about him, other than the hair, and he doesn't know who the Tooth Fairy or the Man in the Moon are. The thought gives him pause, and he blinks slowly, once, twice, before staring at Ginko again. ]

[ Tentatively, he reaches out with the crook of his staff and nudges Ginko lightly on the arm, recoiling instinctively when it meets resistance instead of passing through. Jack isn't sure what to make of this now. ]

...Are you human?

Uh. Yeah, I think so? I was just at home... Where is this?

Welcome to Nautilus. The city of change. Where anything can happen as long as your have the willpower to make it so. You are in a different plane of reality than before my child, you can still return to where you were before.

[With a bit of glimmer in his eyes, in remembrance of his second time passing through the gate. But it comes as quickly as it goes.]

However...it may not be as...crystal clear as it will be here.

[Reaches out to Norman to shake his hand]

I am Vlad Masters, a pleasure to meet a new resident such as yourself.

Ah ha! Well, that's the formula to use magic. [Something he's been studying forever]

Denzel Crocker.

I'm no physicist, so I can't really say either way. [Sorry, Crocker.] You might want to ask one of the others.

And magic as in spells and incantations don't really work here unless you use Bending. Bending is the power everyone has which allow people to manipulate reality around them. For example, if I wanted an apple, all I have to want one and...[Check it out. Apple. No smoke poofs or anything. One second his hand was empty, the next there is an apple there.]

[The petite teenage female looks around, perplexed by the surroundings of the trees without a sign of architecture that she recognizes from any of the united planets or eras on them that she has studied. Quite frankly, she doesn't see any sign of civilization through the trunks and branches. The atmosphere is calm and quiet but not starkly silent- a good sign considering she woke up here without warning. Remaining cautious, she gathers herself up and begins to walk between the trees slowly. At least by the looks of the flora she is still on Earth somewhere. New Metropolis boasts several gardens after all.

[Murmuring to herself quietly as she ventures a bit further, her voice is somewhat lower in pitch and carries a raspy quality.]

...how did I get here? Didn't feel like I was teleported...

I'm afraid you don't understand. All the children where I come from, don't acknowledge magic or the supernatural. When I know it's there.
Not even the Manchild who has the magic. I COULD MURDER HIM! .....

[Pause] In fact,you remind me of me! When I was younger.

[Pause] This is strange. I've never gone to a 'like' feeling with a child before.

Yes - FAIRY GODPARENTS! They're fairies who grant the wishes of children in my world. And the fairy magic is compatible of twisting the fabic of physics as I was telling you about the Comic Book world or the chainsaws into balloons.

... There was even a bottomless ballpit where I ended up falling from the sky to the ground, that those fairies used their magic for.

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Excuse me!

[A voice calls to him from under the trees, raspy and forced almost painfully to a louder volume in order to get his attention. Large or not, the teen female from which the voice originated doesn't seem the least bit intimidated as she runs towards the robotic being. After all, when your superpower is having the ability to shrink smaller than a circuit you tend to view things differently. Though it would definitely be nicer if she had her flight ring still functioning...]

[As soon as she draws close enough, she slows and calls up to him.]

Can you tell me what this place is?

That wasn't psychology! That was theoretical science! [For the most part]

[Denzel listens and watches intently] EGAD!

So, it's the magic forumla....

[You get an indignant sniff from this man, as he he lifts a brow. He hates to assume but..]

Well, we have some magical types here in Nautilus you may be interested in meeting. Though I suppose you could ultimately call everyone here a magical type, since every single person here could do what you just witnessed, and even moreso.

[How had he gotten here? He did not know. He had gone to bed the same as always, and woken up here. This wasn't The Village, or, at least, it didn't look like it. This must me another one of 2's tricks. Well, it wasn't going to work.

His hands were twitching and flexing at his sides, while the rest of him stood tense and still. He looked stiffly around, then the corner of his mouth twitched into a half smile, one that did not quite reach his cold blue eyes. He wasn't going to run around franticly this time. Number 2's plot would reveal itself soon enough. He could wait.]

((OOC: Guess this means I need to go make some Icons.))

[Under his breath] Man, I'm not that annoying, am I?

Wait. Wait, back up. All children? But that's crazy! I mean, it's stupid! What if your wishes counteract the wishes of someone else? How does anyone survive?

Wait.

...Could -I- get fairy godparents? In your world?

[Denzel looks rather taken by Dib's sudden questions. Things he actually hadn't considered in all of his years studying this want/wish magic and doesn't recall being mindwiped either and therefore doesn't remember Da Rules]

I don't know about all the children. After all, it took thirty years to find one that did have fairies.

[Long silence] I can't answer those. You're a child. You could. [Expect he still doesn't get it's just miserable children that are given this impossible magic]

But then I believed in those fairies and never had any. [Or so he thinks...]

So maybe there's only a limited amount in the world. We need to find a few other kids with them in order to compare notes, but I'm sure they have ways of keeping themselves hidden. Thirty years? Really? How did you know to even begin looking for them?

Oh, I'm sure there's many. After all, I heard at least hundreds of those little fairies, laughing in Turner's bathroom that one time... Not that anything was there when I opened the door. But I know I heard them. THEY WHERE THERE! [Twitch twitch] That and my magic detector picked up on them.

.... We?

Apparently, they do.

Yes, since I was ten. More like forty three years now but took thirty years to find someone with a fairy. [Pulls out his Fairy Tracker from his pants pocket. Never goes anywhere without that] I found this in my pocket when I was ten. [The front of the device looks like a gameboy and then Crocker flips that over. In child like scribbles are the words;
Fairy Godparents Exist]

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[Dib stands on tiptoe to look over Crocker's arm and observe the device]

Well...That does seem suspicious. Not much to go on, but if you don't know where it came from...

Ten years old. Is there some significance to that number?

It was March 15th, 1972 and ten years till the second worst day of my life. Besides that no. Oh, and there's a green fairy hair inside the device. You see, it's a DNA tracker. [The odd thing about the tracker it doesn't looked aged at all. Insert Back to the Future music here]

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Really? A fairy DNA tracker?

[Dib reaches for the device in order to look it over]

Can I see?

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