The TEST DRIVE Meme

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[pronetoprobing]

That's....extreme.

[Dib holds it in both hands, turning it over and beginning to fiddle with it]

How do you know it works?

[crackpotcrocker]

Says you!

[Too bad Crocker can't explain all the twist of time and why he's so attached to that device]

Like I said there's a fairy hair inside. Over the years, I've ran some DNA tests on that and couldn't possibly be anything normal. Considering there's a magic gene in the sequence.

[If Dib dares, he'll pull out a green strand of hair]

I... Can't explain how I know that is a fairy hair in there before I did any analysis but I did! [A brief twitching and Denzel's hands are a bit antsy. As he continues to rub his lanky hands upon themselves, more then usual.]
[If Dib does looks inside he'll found a normal DNA tracker and if Dib takes a moment to look into Crocker's eyes besides the crazy, he'll see prehaps something in the back of the man's eyes that he does know what he's talking about but can't see to communicate that.]

[pronetoprobing]

...Ah huh. So you just had an instinctual feeling? That could be an indication of concussion-induced memory loss...or craziness.

[He holds up the light green hair to the light, squinting at it]

Huh.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker nods and continues to mesh his hands nervously] Yes, I'm well aware I'm crazy and proud of it! [short maniacal laugher and pause]

Almost done?

[If Crocker only knew that was a hair of his fairy when he was a child]

[pronetoprobing]

You're a self-admitted crazy person? And you want people to believe you?

[Dib hands the device back after replacing the hair, not fully convinced but open to the possibilities]

How could you even catch a fairy if they have unlimited magic?

[crackpotcrocker]

There was a time when I wouldn't had said I was crazy.

[Crocker snatches the device back. HIS ONE. HIS ONLY. HIS PERCIOUS. Yes, he's rubbing the tracker on the side of his face...]

That's just a plain silly question. My special butterfly net.

[pronetoprobing]

But then you...what? Realized you were? Do fairies even exist?

A..butterfly net.

[crackpotcrocker]

...More like I was told. OF COURSE THEY DO! [Look at that unshakeable faith]

Yes, with special anti magical netting that I wove.

...You don't believe in any of this do you? [Here he thought he could trust you]

[pronetoprobing]

People call me crazy all the time. I don't think that's a fair indication of sane and rational thought.

No, I mean, I'm open to the idea, but I can't say I've ever heard of fairy godparents before. I'd need to start an independent investigation to be sure.

[crackpotcrocker]

SHUT UP! Why don't you become a public mockey for thirty three years and see how you turn out. [In more of whispter] And long lonely nights in the asylum. [Look at that sheer and those disjointed teeth]

[Pause] Without my help?

[pronetoprobing]

...Well, I'm eleven, but I mean, there's the Crazy House for Boys. That's sort of like an asylum, right?

Just independently. In order to verify your studies without bias.

Maybe we should stop and hope I get in? Im loving this its just not going to be game if I do get in

[crackpotcrocker]

Depends. Are you constrained in a jacket and locked in a room?

[Grumbles] Don't know how you'd know anyways. Heck, if what I'm told about this place is true and I'm open to that... Even my trained senses may not be able to tell if they're here or not.

The fairy tracker would be the only way to tell. [Boning fingers are now forming a death grip on that]

Sure! Best of luck, let me know if you want any help/advice! I'm cannibalherpes on plurk

[pronetoprobing]

Um. Yeah. Usually.

Well, there aren't any fairies in Nautilus that I can tell. There aren't very many kids, either. So I'm not sure if it's cause or effect.