The TEST DRIVE Meme

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[pronetoprobing]

CAN'TTALKGOTTARUNEVERYONESEEKCOVERIT'STHEENDOFTHEWORLD-!!!

[a trenchcoat-shaped blur zips past Norman and disappears into the woods]

[normancy]

[...End of the world??

Norman stands there still, confused for a few seconds, before he eventually takes after Dib.]

What's going on?? Why are we running??

[pronetoprobing]

Zim's stupid robots went CRAZY again and they're going to burn down the forest! We have to-


....


Hey! Who are you?!

my robots huh.

[normancy]

I'm Norman-

[Yep, still running as long as Dib is.]

Robots? Like, giant laser-shooting robots??

:| Now how did I know it was you.

[pronetoprobing]

I'm Dib!

[Yes. Shaking Norman's hand while running]

Fire-starting ones! Come on! We have to Bend the water out of the East District canals to flood the South!

because ive shown you this account before and i screamed for like 2 weeks about playing norman

[normancy]

[Starting to slow down-]

Like Mechagodzilla?? We can't fight that kind of thing! Shouldn't we get the police or something?!

[On top of that, everything Dib is saying is kind of sounding crazy.]

Oh yes that's right. I finally saw the movie too! Very cool.

[pronetoprobing]

What police? There's just us in Nautilus! Hurry up!

[Yes, he seems to be running straight to where the fire is burning]

[normancy]

[Nooooot going to just run into that. Not without a good reason. This guy just seems crazy...

... But...

Well, he seems kind of crazy too sometimes? Maybe this guy has a good reason? But he's not going to run too close to the fire.]

I don't know what's even going on! I just got here!

[pronetoprobing]

What?

[Skidding to a stop]

You mean...you JUST got here? Just now?

[normancy]

Yes! And I don't know what's going on and why now, when I was just done with things like this...!

[pronetoprobing]

...


Do you even Bend?

dude i know every meme ok.

[normancy]

... You don't mean like bending my arm, right?

Every meme? Every meme ever?

[pronetoprobing]

..No. I mean. Bending reality. Here in Nautilus, you-


Wow. You really ARE new.


...Come with me anyway, the forest is going to burn down.

Again.

yes

[normancy]

Look- I don't know what you want me to do! I can't just... put the fire out! I don't have superpowers or anything!

[pronetoprobing]

Well, you're going to get some sooner or later! Might as well practice now!

[normancy]

I don't want any!

[pronetoprobing]

What?!


[Skidding to a full stop]


The forest is going to burn down! You don't want to use freaky amazing reality-bending powers to save LIVES?!

[normancy]

I told you already, I don't have any powers like that! We're just two kids, we can't put out a forest fire on our own!

[pronetoprobing]

...

[groan of frustration as Dib struggles to explain, pacing back and forth]

..Look...Norman.

Have you ever had a dream where you could do anything you wanted? Where physical limitations didn't matter, where anything was possible?

[normancy]

... Is this a dream?

[pronetoprobing]

No. The other part was the dream. This is real.

[normancy]

You're saying that my whole life before now was a dream?

[pronetoprobing]

I'm saying you've been asleep to the things you could DO in the universe and now you're finally awake!

[normancy]

... Alright. So you... can do things, things like what you mentioned, right?

[pronetoprobing]

Mmn hmmn. That's right.