The TEST DRIVE Meme

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Stolen from eppy

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tw: Swearing, hurry, hide anything and everything blue and glowing

[zydrateaddict]

[A young woman is confidently strutting her stuff, she's getting ready to start on her singing, very alto, seductive singing.]

Grave robber, grave robber…sometimes I wonder why I even bo….

[Wait a minute…]

HEY! What the fuck gives?! I just saw him with those scapel whores a minute ago! HEY! Where are the dumb ass guards?! GUARDS! GUARDS?! SOMEONE?! DADDY!

Oh my god I have to hit this. ... that came out wrong.

[pineapplesalmon]

[Caesar had been minding his own business, walking back from the library with a few books to read in the backpack slung over his shoulder. He heard the singing as he turned around the corner, then manages to only stare as she realizes she's in Nautilus.

... That can't possibly be warm. Because Caesar is going to focus on that rather than... other things.]

Ah, hello?

Pffffft, it's Amber, she expects /everyone/ to want to hit *that* 1/

[zydrateaddict]

[In all her black, revealing clad, she turns abruptly to face the stranger. She points, angrily at the stranger.]

YOU!

2/2

[zydrateaddict]

[She approaches him in a marching manner, she still keeps her song going, even in accusation. Mostly add libbing.]

Who do you think you are? What the fuck's going on? I was right there...Graverobber before my eyes, then it all disappears....

[Snaps her fingers, opens her arms to the sky, as though in praise.]

OUT OF THIN AIR!

LOL I didn't see the 2/2 comment SORRY. NOW IT SHOULD MAKE MORE SENSE.

[pineapplesalmon]

[He stares. She can sing. And she's marching towards him and very upset. Actually, she's angry. And singing. Okay, uhm. Well it's best to be polite in such a confusing situation, because he's not sure what else to do.]

I'm Caesar Salazar. You've been brought to Nautilus.

I was wondering xD And I apologize for Amber to Caesar

[zydrateaddict]

[Less sing song now, cascade abruptly to a more normal rate of speech, but still mad as hell.]

I don't care if you're the president of the United States, [Gets close to his face, pointing at his chest with one finger] I know when I'm being fucked. This is not hella anything like a hit of Z...oh Grave Robber....where could he be...?

[Momentary breathlessness, she attempts to hold on to Caesar, gripping his shoulders...nice broad shoulders...the type the guards would have. Mmm]

LOLOLOLOL Poor Caesar. This is fantastic.

[pineapplesalmon]

[And suddenly she's holding onto him. He doesn't move, because she's looking like she might fall over. Is there something wrong with her? After a moment of panic to figure out where he could place his hands to steady her without seeming improper (considering her dress, especially), Caesar's hands rest on the outside of her upper arms.]

Ah, you should try to calm down....

[quickcleanpure]

[First instinct upon finding himself brandishing his injection gun with its glowing vial of Zydrate (which goes into the gun like a battery) not for the benefit of a shy Shilo and a group of not-so-recovering addicts, but for some shitty empty alley?

Run.

Right into Amber Sweet.

He pulls up short, inches from her, chin drawn in as though to add to the distance between them. He makes no sound, but it's clear from his expression that this is both unexpected and terrible.

Graverobber isn't the brave sort; pushing Z isn't a priority, and there's not enough sex on offer in the world to keep him rooted to the spot. Coat and mass of hair flaring in perfect sync, he turns and flees in the opposite direction.]

[zydrateaddict]

[She smiles, oh so seductively, so happy to see her man with that hit of Z. When he runs however, while she is all more than happy to be up for the chase, she's tired...from all that work of being the face of the Zydrate Addicts program. But...this *is* Grave Robber here.]

Grave Robber. GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.

[She attempts to grab him, hair, anything, walks in her cat walk like way.]

Let's get this started...

/couldn't resist/

[hasnomentor]

[Blue Beetle is heading back home after patrolling the city. He enjoys flying around the city to help clear his head and make sure no one is in trouble here. The screams of a woman are the exact sound he is keeping an ear open for. He spots Amber and flies down a few feet in front of her.]

Excuse me, are you okay?

>8]

[zydrateaddict]

[Brows raise at the kid in blue. Huh, he doesn't look like any Repo man she's seen before, if he even was one. She still sings her showtune from her line. Hand on hip, she approaches him, attempting to touch and examine the shoulder plates of his armor.]

Okay? OKAY?! OKAAAAAY?! Everyone was here, now they disappear,

[Louder more with her voice still, attempts to push him out of her way.]

What the hell do you know?! Whoever did this will REAP WHAT THEY SOW. And when the Repo Man comes, they will beg, beg, beg, BEG!!!!!!!!!

[hasnomentor]

[This is getting strange. Even for Nautilus. He watches her hand move over his shoulder and ignores the Scarab's warning to not allow her to make contact. She just seems like a scared and very angry girl. He does stumble to the side when she pushes him and doesn't resist letting her move passed him.]

Uh...look. I have no idea what a repo man has to do with this but...you're not in your world anymore. You're in Nautilus. It's a completely different world than yours.