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Comments

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well...more than just a friend. I mean I am his dad.

And you're...Lapis Lazuli, right?

[riptidequeen]

... Right. His dad.

[Well, now she's going to come closer to Greg.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

[Huh...maybe she doesn't know what 'dads' are.]

It's like...if you take a friend and multiply it by thirty years.

And maybe a hundred pounds?

[riptidequeen]

[We are pretty sure that Homeworld does not have "dads".]

Only thirty years? [But hey, she squints and is seeing the resemblance to Steven.

Maybe.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well...I don't think I look bad enough to pass for forty years.

But hey, young at heart, am I right?

[riptidequeen]

[Dead silence from her.

And the most confused look ever.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaah...soooooooooo...

...Thanks for giving us the ocean back.

[riptidequeen]

[Slow blink.]

Well, I didn't need it after Steven healed my gem.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Yeah...! He's got his mother's magic touch alright...!

[CUE NERVOUS LAUGHTER.]

But no, seriously, we all really appreciate it. Beach City would be Bummer City without an actual...

You know.

Beach.

[riptidequeen]

[Aaaaand.

We're back to her staring in confusion at Greg.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Yeah, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl don't really get my jokes either.

Um...I'm Greg, by the way. Greg Universe.

[He holds out his hand to shake and then...casually...retracts it and rubs the back of his head.]

[riptidequeen]

[Ew, don't compare her to the Crystal Gems.]

It's... [Uhm.] Nice to meet you, Greg Universe.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Greg is fine! But also Mr. Universe.

But only if I'm making an entrance. Otherwise it's just Greg.

[riptidequeen]

[Greg, Greg no.]

... Just Greg, right.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Right!

And should I call you just Lapis? Or...is that...rude?

[riptidequeen]

Lapis is fine.

[It would be weird if he used her "full" name.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Alright. Lapis.

[NODNOD.]

[... ... ...]

[Sooooo...]

...So, hey! Steven was worried about you! But it looks like everything turned out fine!

[riptidequeen]

[Annnnnnnnnnnnnd...

Now she goes quiet. Quieter.

And sad.

Sadder.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Or...not?

Not fine?

Lapis, is everything okay?

[riptidequeen]

[No.]

It's nothing, Greg.

[And she'll smile now.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Man, I sure wish I had your confidence.

This whole magic stuff is waaaaaay outta my league.

[riptidequeen]

[Another slow blink at you, Gregory.]

Well, you are just a human.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Hey hey, I know some magic. I know the magic of a killer guitar solo, and the magic of some A track lyrics.

Gem magic is where I get kinda lost.

[riptidequeen]

[AND THE DEAD SILENCE IS BACK.

Everything Greg just said was gibberish to Lapis, well except the last part.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

So...hey, I was thinking since we're...wherever we are, we can sort of start over.

You know, we let bygones be bygones. New start!