T-T-T-TEST DRIVE! Meme!

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

**NOTICE** - For new series and recent updates/occurrences to existing ones, please mark as SPOILERS if you must refer to such, but please use your own discretion in general.

Comments

[tigermillionaire]

No...I think it was mostly unrelated.

Weird stuff just kind of happens here sometimes? They call them storms. It's just like all this random magic stuff happens all at once until it goes away!

You know...how the gem monsters used to be like people, right?

[lightspeeddistraction]

And this sorta stuff just happens?

Randomly??

Hooooh man. Alright. I am officially kind of completely unprepared for any of this.

Next you're going to tell me that giant robots are running around.

[tigermillionaire]

[UMMM...how to say this...]

His name's...Ultra Magnus...?

[lightspeeddistraction]

[GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN]

[tigermillionaire]

Well, actually he's a tiny robot that lives inside of a bigger robot!

[He says this like it somehow makes it better.]

I mean...not really tiny. He's still taller than me! [FORCED LAUGH] And he lives with a bunch of other robots in some kind of spaceship tower.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Steven...please...

I can only take so much...! This is like a magic bomb overload!

[tigermillionaire]

I know, I'm sorry!

[He sinks down, frowning.]

I'm just worried, cause stuff might just happen, and I don't want it to surprise you. It's not a bad place, really! The people are really nice, and it's not really that bad having more than one kind of aliens around, is it?

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well...I mean...

...Robots are pretty cool...

[tigermillionaire]

They're so cool. The robots are people just like us and the gems, and Ultra Magnus is a really great guy.

[He leans down, conspiratorially:] And don't tell, but I think him and Pearl were [WHISPER] dating.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Whaaaaaaaaat??

Does Pearl even know what that means? Cuz...I gotta tell ya, I can't picture it.

[tigermillionaire]

I didn't think so either!! But there were so nice to each other and Pearl was so excited...

They got in a fight and Pearl took it really hard.

[UNBEARABLY TRAGIC.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Aw man...is she alright?

I guess breakups are rough no matter what planet you're from.

[tigermillionaire]

I...I think so.

I don't really know anything about dating, especially dating robots, but I hope they can make up. They both really love each other still.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well, kiddo you know as well as I do that love finds a way.

[Greg reaches up and tussles his son's hair.]

That's the real magic.

[tigermillionaire]

[The author briefly dies of sad, but then comes back to respond.]

[Steven smiles, his cheeks blushing deep pink. He wraps his arms around Greg's belly and hugs him tightly.]

I love you, dad.

[lightspeeddistraction]

I love you too, son.

[Greg wraps his arms around Steven.]

If your old man had any magic before, I definitely used it all on you.