November & December Test Drive Meme

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

**NOTICE** - For new series and recent updates/occurrences to existing ones, please mark as SPOILERS if you must refer to such, but please use your own discretion in general.

Comments

[sexy_bluebox]

It is a bit much, the first time round. Sexy will never forget the look on the Doctor's face that very first time, the time they talked. She isn't surprised by the staring (could even say she's used to it in her box form, that first time, bigger on the inside).

"Certainly," Sexy nods, smiling as she remembers River at her helm, piloting her smoothly from point a to point b (a rarity that does not go unnoticed). "You always did remember to read the manual. Something I very sincerely appreciate, I'll have you know."

Sexy did have moments of solidarity with the Doctor in terms of recklessness - they did have to have something in common, didn't they, to go galavanting about the galaxy for over 900 years - but she did tend to have more of a sense of propriety than he did. Chalk it up to her being older - or her being a woman - but the fact remained either way.

"Oof," Sexy allowed River to loosen the binding, ribcage finally allowed to expand. Last time, she'd assumed the difficulty was because the body was shutting down, but perhaps that wasn't entirely the case. "Oh, thank you."

[tardisdiary]

"Of course, It was quite the fascinating read though, it helped that you showed me what to do my first time." Anyone hearing that might take that wildly out of context and River didn't care. She tugged at the lacing, finally allowing the TARDIS to breathe.

"You're very welcome. Whoever laced this must have been a bit of a sadist. But,you should be able to breathe properly now at least." She tied up the lacing to keep it from getting caught on anything. "So... you're the TARDIS, outside of the ship. I have to admit, that's a new one on me. But, here's a question. What do I call you?"

[sexy_bluebox]

"I try to make it interesting." Oh, it could absolutely be taken as innuendo, but Sexy is mostly oblivious to that fact. She heaves in a deep breath, grateful that the corset had been loosened. She smoothes down the bundle of dress skirts, offering River a thankful smile.

"That tends to be the bit. Men." She's seen her fair share, especially on Gallifrey. There's a reason all TARDIS' were female. "Yes. Bit confusing, but you understand confusing, of course. The universe constantly aims to surprise." She shrugs a little, brushing her hair back over her shoulder.

"Well," Sexy can't help the fond smirk that quirks the edges of her mouth. "I suppose I'm called 'Sexy'."

[tardisdiary]

If anyone understood the universe being confusing, it's River Song. Not to mention, she's not surprised by 'Sexy's lack of picking up on the innuendo and just found herself tempted to run with it a bit.

Then again..."Sexy. Is that what he calls you when no one's around?" As incredulous as she sounds, River's not really surprised.

"I'm not sure if I should feel jealous or honored that I share my husband with you if he's calling another woman sexy behind my back." Lets face it, River's never going to let The Doctor live this one down next time she sees him.

[sexy_bluebox]

She's very much like the Doctor in that way, but even for him there's only a certain level of innuendo one can reach before he finally notices. A very fun game, however, that River and Jack had always managed to make entertaining during their time onboard.

"All he ever calls me, really." She grins, eyebrows rising playfully. Of everyone, River will certainly be the best to utilize that information. Let it not be said Sexy isn't just as ridiculous as the rest of them.

"To be perfectly fair, I think I look quite well for my age, yeah?" All in all, it could be much worse. "Besides, I hardly think it matters when we both know nothing gets him better than a multi-stage dynamorphic power converter!" Her own joke sends her into giggles, but more for the fact that it's true.