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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUSLY LONG I'm sorry sort of. 1/2?
imthe-hero.livejournal.com
2009-06-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: psst
You: Yeah?
Stranger: i know you're there
Stranger: :|
You: :|
You: B| Glasses are cooler.
Stranger: 8|
Stranger: fuck your aviators
You: H-HOW'D YOU KNOW THEY WERE AVIATORS
Stranger: MUHAHAHA
AND THEN WE TALKED SOME MORE it's wayyyy too long.
Stranger: *salute*
You: *SALUTES!*
You: ...I like saluting.
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: but usually not in a really serious situation
Stranger: just as like, agreeing with someone overly enthusiastically
Stranger: you know? :o
Stranger: what has this world come to
You: It's just unusual to do that.
You: The world is falling
You: to communism.
You: Or something.
Stranger: hay, hay, hay
Stranger: :|
Stranger: im a communist
Stranger: dun be hatin
You: WHAT YOU'RE A PINKY
You: A-All this time...
Stranger: :o
You: ;A; I thought we... we could be FRIENDS
Stranger: xD
Stranger: everything will be okay
Stranger: if you just
Stranger: follow me
Stranger: *ties a burger to the string*
Stranger: come child
Stranger: i wont bite
Stranger: :|b
You: ... *follows. Easily distracted.* :|
Stranger: how i could manage such a feat, i do not know
Stranger: xD
You: --WAIT WHAT HOW WAS I TRICKED BY A COMMUNIST
Stranger: <.<
Stranger: >.>
You: ;____;
Stranger: *recedes into the darkness*
You: --Y-Yeah you GO BACK to your Communist ways.
Stranger: in theory, communism is a wonderful idea, and although as originally concieved, it cannot work, with the right twists in combination with a free market system
Stranger: wonderous lives can be had
Stranger: :o
You: But...
You: But Capitalism is the bomb, man!
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: and bombs go boom
You: ...I... meant it in a good way D:
Stranger: MUHAHAHA
You: DEMOCRACY WON'T FALL! I WON'T LET IT
Stranger: democracy =/= capitalism
You: I'M THE HERO I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM COMMUNISM
Stranger: you can have a democratic communist society
Stranger: :|
You: --Oh. ...u-uh...
Stranger: your country has led you astray
Stranger: with ze propeganda
Stranger: :O
You: A-And we're kind of in a recession too...
Stranger: only kind of
You: Maybe... Maybe as long as Communism doesn't TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS... we could... try it a little...
Stranger: :D
Stranger: there is no reason communism needs to involve the removal of freedoms or a democratic society
Stranger: in fact as concieved it included both, to a far larger degree
Stranger: just, some leaders get greedy :|p
You: --But that's the problem, because people will always be greedy. If a system is based on the idea that people can't be greedy, then it's... not going to last long. ...That's kind of depressing...
Stranger: well look at your own system
Stranger: look at the balance of wealth and power
Stranger: thats due to nothing but greed
Stranger: and now the middle class and the poor have no real power
You: True. ...but... We'll fix things! We always do! We can't get defeated by something as demeaning as a recession!
Stranger: psst
You: Yeah?
Stranger: i know you're there
Stranger: :|
You: :|
You: B| Glasses are cooler.
Stranger: 8|
Stranger: fuck your aviators
You: H-HOW'D YOU KNOW THEY WERE AVIATORS
Stranger: MUHAHAHA
AND THEN WE TALKED SOME MORE it's wayyyy too long.
Stranger: *salute*
You: *SALUTES!*
You: ...I like saluting.
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: but usually not in a really serious situation
Stranger: just as like, agreeing with someone overly enthusiastically
Stranger: you know? :o
Stranger: what has this world come to
You: It's just unusual to do that.
You: The world is falling
You: to communism.
You: Or something.
Stranger: hay, hay, hay
Stranger: :|
Stranger: im a communist
Stranger: dun be hatin
You: WHAT YOU'RE A PINKY
You: A-All this time...
Stranger: :o
You: ;A; I thought we... we could be FRIENDS
Stranger: xD
Stranger: everything will be okay
Stranger: if you just
Stranger: follow me
Stranger: *ties a burger to the string*
Stranger: come child
Stranger: i wont bite
Stranger: :|b
You: ... *follows. Easily distracted.* :|
Stranger: how i could manage such a feat, i do not know
Stranger: xD
You: --WAIT WHAT HOW WAS I TRICKED BY A COMMUNIST
Stranger: <.<
Stranger: >.>
You: ;____;
Stranger: *recedes into the darkness*
You: --Y-Yeah you GO BACK to your Communist ways.
Stranger: in theory, communism is a wonderful idea, and although as originally concieved, it cannot work, with the right twists in combination with a free market system
Stranger: wonderous lives can be had
Stranger: :o
You: But...
You: But Capitalism is the bomb, man!
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: and bombs go boom
You: ...I... meant it in a good way D:
Stranger: MUHAHAHA
You: DEMOCRACY WON'T FALL! I WON'T LET IT
Stranger: democracy =/= capitalism
You: I'M THE HERO I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM COMMUNISM
Stranger: you can have a democratic communist society
Stranger: :|
You: --Oh. ...u-uh...
Stranger: your country has led you astray
Stranger: with ze propeganda
Stranger: :O
You: A-And we're kind of in a recession too...
Stranger: only kind of
You: Maybe... Maybe as long as Communism doesn't TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS... we could... try it a little...
Stranger: :D
Stranger: there is no reason communism needs to involve the removal of freedoms or a democratic society
Stranger: in fact as concieved it included both, to a far larger degree
Stranger: just, some leaders get greedy :|p
You: --But that's the problem, because people will always be greedy. If a system is based on the idea that people can't be greedy, then it's... not going to last long. ...That's kind of depressing...
Stranger: well look at your own system
Stranger: look at the balance of wealth and power
Stranger: thats due to nothing but greed
Stranger: and now the middle class and the poor have no real power
You: True. ...but... We'll fix things! We always do! We can't get defeated by something as demeaning as a recession!
Seriously, how did I manage to talk about communism on this thing.
imthe-hero.livejournal.com
2009-06-14 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Stranger: it doesnt have to do with the recession
Stranger: yes, you can fix it, but not in the ways you may concieve
Stranger: time to start over
Stranger: tear down the establishment, and begin anew
Stranger: may i ask where it is you reside?
You: --Oh, America.
Stranger: naturally
You: --You say that like it's a bad thing!
Stranger: well, it is
Stranger: have you ever thought of striving for independance of your region?
You: It's not!!
Stranger: guide your wn direction, run your own lives
Stranger: own*
You: I don't want to be unAmerican! America is who I am!
Stranger: and what is america?
You: I am.
You: It's a country of Freedom, it's where people go when they want to get away from oppression and--and it's just a great place to be!
Stranger: you say that, yet
Stranger: there are many countries where people are much more free
Stranger: america, americans, have lost the ability to guide the course of their own nation, lost the ability to correct the error of its ways, and its stuck in downward spiral
Stranger: the american empire is collapsing, and as it tries to hold itself together
Stranger: will pull in temendous amounts of debt
Stranger: and slowly tighten on your freedoms
Stranger: on your rights
Stranger: you dont have to agree with me now, but spend some time, think about it
You: ;A; You're... you're a real downer, you know that!
Stranger: you'll see you can guide your own direction, better than you ever can now
Stranger: no, this is very optimistic
Stranger: you have a chance to right the sinking ship
You: ...Right the sinking ship... with communism...?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not with communism
Stranger: your country is a long way from communism, and its collapsing largely due to unrelented capitalism
Stranger: but this is beside ideaologies
Stranger: this is about you, about people, and about what they might lose
You: ...I know. I ... I don't want anyone to be so unhappy with America, but things just keep getting out of control. I don't know where to go to help.
Stranger: you can go to your fellow citizens
Stranger: and set yourselves free
Stranger: just think about it
Stranger: i dont need to say anything more
Stranger: :)
You: O-okay, I will! America thanks you!
You: *SALUTE!*
Stranger: *salute*
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Well... then... I'm...
You: Not too good.
You: You?
Stranger: i'm a little bored
Stranger: what's wrong with you?
You: God, where do I begin?
Stranger: at the beginning
You: The guy I love hates me, murdered someone, and now he's resisting arrest. Oh yeah, and I can't actually arrest him because there's no laws.
You: I don't know where I live, my boyfriend is here, and the little prick doesn't remember me. So I dumped his ass and he's just annoying as hell.
You: Oh yeah, and I have no idea how to get home, nor do I want to, but being stuck here with these people is driving me fucking insane!
You: So... why bored?
Stranger: um
Stranger: well, I'm in the house with a bunch of sleeping people
Stranger: can't make noise or anything
Stranger: and i'm not tired
You: No good movies playing?
Stranger: omegle's like the only thing I can do
Stranger: can't watch tv
You: Why the hell not?
You: Someone blow it up?
Stranger: someone's sleeping in the tv room
You: Well, that's when I would go make a police car look prettier.
You: Try spray paint... fire...
Stranger: the cop shop's like a half hour away
Stranger: and it's raining
You: Doing crime in the rain does suck.
You: Always ruins my hair.
Stranger: I wouldn't know
You: And you can't look badass with soggy hair.
Stranger: true
You: Hero type?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: boring type
You: Ah, so just a bystander.
Stranger: basically
You: Must suck... getting your town destroyed on a daily basis and all.
You: Sorry, dude.
Stranger: yeah, it's okay
You: Hello?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Well... then... I'm...
You: Not too good.
You: You?
Stranger: i'm a little bored
Stranger: what's wrong with you?
You: God, where do I begin?
Stranger: at the beginning
You: The guy I love hates me, murdered someone, and now he's resisting arrest. Oh yeah, and I can't actually arrest him because there's no laws.
You: I don't know where I live, my boyfriend is here, and the little prick doesn't remember me. So I dumped his ass and he's just annoying as hell.
You: Oh yeah, and I have no idea how to get home, nor do I want to, but being stuck here with these people is driving me fucking insane!
You: So... why bored?
Stranger: um
Stranger: well, I'm in the house with a bunch of sleeping people
Stranger: can't make noise or anything
Stranger: and i'm not tired
You: No good movies playing?
Stranger: omegle's like the only thing I can do
Stranger: can't watch tv
You: Why the hell not?
You: Someone blow it up?
Stranger: someone's sleeping in the tv room
You: Well, that's when I would go make a police car look prettier.
You: Try spray paint... fire...
Stranger: the cop shop's like a half hour away
Stranger: and it's raining
You: Doing crime in the rain does suck.
You: Always ruins my hair.
Stranger: I wouldn't know
You: And you can't look badass with soggy hair.
Stranger: true
You: Hero type?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: boring type
You: Ah, so just a bystander.
Stranger: basically
You: Must suck... getting your town destroyed on a daily basis and all.
You: Sorry, dude.
Stranger: yeah, it's okay
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: you seem jolly
You: -munch munch-
You: croissant?
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: I' britsh
Stranger: I'm british
Stranger: I only eat english muffins
You: British, huh? You get those cool buses!
You: And English Muffins are awesome
Stranger: (i'm not actually british)
You: Well, they still have cool buses.
You: Not as cool as I am though.
Stranger: clearly
You: Finally, someone with taste!
Stranger: where are you from, friend?
You: Star City
You: though I'm in a place called Nautilus now
Stranger: hold on while I wiki that
You: Probably won't find it
You: It's kinda weird
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus_%28disambiguation%29
Stranger: I couldn't fin anything
You: not too many people here
You: less than 200 for sure
You: But we've got laser tag!
Stranger: lol...oh are you actually being serious
Stranger: there's a place called nautilus
Stranger: I thought you making it up
Stranger: 3
You: It's kinda a melting pot
Stranger: 2
Stranger: of 200 ppl?
You: whoa, what's with the countdown?
Stranger: I'm not patient with randoms on the internet
You: oh sorry
You: Not as fast as I'm used to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: you seem jolly
You: -munch munch-
You: croissant?
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: I' britsh
Stranger: I'm british
Stranger: I only eat english muffins
You: British, huh? You get those cool buses!
You: And English Muffins are awesome
Stranger: (i'm not actually british)
You: Well, they still have cool buses.
You: Not as cool as I am though.
Stranger: clearly
You: Finally, someone with taste!
Stranger: where are you from, friend?
You: Star City
You: though I'm in a place called Nautilus now
Stranger: hold on while I wiki that
You: Probably won't find it
You: It's kinda weird
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus_%28disambiguation%29
Stranger: I couldn't fin anything
You: not too many people here
You: less than 200 for sure
You: But we've got laser tag!
Stranger: lol...oh are you actually being serious
Stranger: there's a place called nautilus
Stranger: I thought you making it up
Stranger: 3
You: It's kinda a melting pot
Stranger: 2
Stranger: of 200 ppl?
You: whoa, what's with the countdown?
Stranger: I'm not patient with randoms on the internet
You: oh sorry
You: Not as fast as I'm used to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey!
You: Sup?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: and you?
You: Sitting at a computer, chatting with random people.
You: Not much.
Stranger: Oh, I see what you did there
You: Did you? And I was trying so hard to be stealthy about it.
You: B)
Stranger: Well, its like the over 9000th time I have been told that
You: And I see what you did!
You: We really have to hide these things better.
Stranger: maybe we would be better of remaining anonymous
Stranger: better off rather
You: Probably. Still, I've got to work on the whole ninja thing.
You: I mean, I always thought pirate was more my style, but gotta follow the trends, right?
You: Or is the superhero gig the next big thing? I can never keep track.
Stranger: Honestly, I suffer from Asperger's Syndom, and I am completely socially inept. I am only permitted to 3 hours of sunlight a week, and I am considered high risk when out in public.
Stranger: So I am not really hip to the trends.
Stranger: You have been my first contact with the outside world in about 4 days.
You: Really? I'm honored. -bows-
Stranger: While you are down there...
You: Yeah?
Stranger: Okay, now I am curious.
Stranger: Who are you
Stranger: ?
You: Who am I? Hmm. That's a good question.
You: Can it be multiple choice?
Stranger: Perhaps
You: I'm not great at fill in the blanks.
Stranger: Okay, we can work with this.
Stranger: Are you,
A) Martian?
B) Canadian?
C) American?
You: American, last I checked. But you really need a D) None of the Above answer.
Stranger: Okay. I apologize.
You: Hey, no prob.
Stranger: If you were to desribe your sexuality and orientation would you consider yourself
A) A dude into chicks?
B) A dude into dudes?
C) A chick into dudes?
D) A chich into chicks?
E) A trisexual (tries sex with anything)?
F) None of the above.
Stranger:
I fucked that up, didn't I?
You: Nah, not too bad.
You: It could be way worse.
You: Could have included Alien into robots, or something like that.
Stranger: Or something involving livestock. I didn't want to frighten you.
You: No worries; I don't frighten easily.
You: Definitely A, though.
Stranger: Good call
Stranger: I somehow suspected you were with me on that one.
Stranger: I am guessing you are a fellow, white, male, heterosexual.
What day is our parade or month?!
You: Right, right, right, and right!
And no idea! We need to get on that one.
Stranger: How is it that being a "majority" makes you a "minority"?
Stranger: Seriously. I want a "Hetero Pride" parade, and a white history month!
You: Do it then, man! I mean, we've got some awesome history too.
Stranger: Hahahahahahha
You: The parade might be kinda boring if it was just monochromatic, though.
Stranger: Oh yes. I never thught that through
Stranger: I mean...we don't even have a flag for crying out loud
You: What would the flag look like anyway?
You: Black and white? Or maybe stick figures of a guy and gal?
You: I'm not good at flag design. :(
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: We should try and take into account the rainbow design.
You: Yeah, they've got a good thing. It's bright, happy, easy to spot.
You: How're we gonna top it?
You: Unless we put Batman on it or something.
Stranger: Good idea
Stranger: The gayest comic book character ever!
Stranger: I suppose you want Robin on it too?
You: Hey, hey. There are worse guys out there than Bats.
You: And it depends on which Robin.
You: Dick is totally gay.
You: >)
Stranger: lol
You: Come on, that Nightwing outfit?
Stranger: I know the one.
You: Then you see what I mean!
You: Also, alligators? Not as scary as people say.
Stranger: I wasn't worried
Stranger: did you subdue one with your bare hands?
You: Even I'm not that crazy! Well, not yet anyway.
You: But as soon as I find someone to teach me gator wrestling, I'll give it a shot.
You: Hey!
You: Sup?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: and you?
You: Sitting at a computer, chatting with random people.
You: Not much.
Stranger: Oh, I see what you did there
You: Did you? And I was trying so hard to be stealthy about it.
You: B)
Stranger: Well, its like the over 9000th time I have been told that
You: And I see what you did!
You: We really have to hide these things better.
Stranger: maybe we would be better of remaining anonymous
Stranger: better off rather
You: Probably. Still, I've got to work on the whole ninja thing.
You: I mean, I always thought pirate was more my style, but gotta follow the trends, right?
You: Or is the superhero gig the next big thing? I can never keep track.
Stranger: Honestly, I suffer from Asperger's Syndom, and I am completely socially inept. I am only permitted to 3 hours of sunlight a week, and I am considered high risk when out in public.
Stranger: So I am not really hip to the trends.
Stranger: You have been my first contact with the outside world in about 4 days.
You: Really? I'm honored. -bows-
Stranger: While you are down there...
You: Yeah?
Stranger: Okay, now I am curious.
Stranger: Who are you
Stranger: ?
You: Who am I? Hmm. That's a good question.
You: Can it be multiple choice?
Stranger: Perhaps
You: I'm not great at fill in the blanks.
Stranger: Okay, we can work with this.
Stranger: Are you,
A) Martian?
B) Canadian?
C) American?
You: American, last I checked. But you really need a D) None of the Above answer.
Stranger: Okay. I apologize.
You: Hey, no prob.
Stranger: If you were to desribe your sexuality and orientation would you consider yourself
A) A dude into chicks?
B) A dude into dudes?
C) A chick into dudes?
D) A chich into chicks?
E) A trisexual (tries sex with anything)?
F) None of the above.
Stranger:
I fucked that up, didn't I?
You: Nah, not too bad.
You: It could be way worse.
You: Could have included Alien into robots, or something like that.
Stranger: Or something involving livestock. I didn't want to frighten you.
You: No worries; I don't frighten easily.
You: Definitely A, though.
Stranger: Good call
Stranger: I somehow suspected you were with me on that one.
Stranger: I am guessing you are a fellow, white, male, heterosexual.
What day is our parade or month?!
You: Right, right, right, and right!
And no idea! We need to get on that one.
Stranger: How is it that being a "majority" makes you a "minority"?
Stranger: Seriously. I want a "Hetero Pride" parade, and a white history month!
You: Do it then, man! I mean, we've got some awesome history too.
Stranger: Hahahahahahha
You: The parade might be kinda boring if it was just monochromatic, though.
Stranger: Oh yes. I never thught that through
Stranger: I mean...we don't even have a flag for crying out loud
You: What would the flag look like anyway?
You: Black and white? Or maybe stick figures of a guy and gal?
You: I'm not good at flag design. :(
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: We should try and take into account the rainbow design.
You: Yeah, they've got a good thing. It's bright, happy, easy to spot.
You: How're we gonna top it?
You: Unless we put Batman on it or something.
Stranger: Good idea
Stranger: The gayest comic book character ever!
Stranger: I suppose you want Robin on it too?
You: Hey, hey. There are worse guys out there than Bats.
You: And it depends on which Robin.
You: Dick is totally gay.
You: >)
Stranger: lol
You: Come on, that Nightwing outfit?
Stranger: I know the one.
You: Then you see what I mean!
You: Also, alligators? Not as scary as people say.
Stranger: I wasn't worried
Stranger: did you subdue one with your bare hands?
You: Even I'm not that crazy! Well, not yet anyway.
You: But as soon as I find someone to teach me gator wrestling, I'll give it a shot.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 36, male, and if i could answer, i'd love to. you?
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: 18*2=36
You: yep, that's true.
You: so why're you on here?
Stranger: just want to chat with someone
You: yeah? what about?
Stranger: about what?
You: ...hm?
You: we might be misunderstanding each other. my native language is sort of a hybrid between english and arabic.
Stranger: my native language is chinese
Stranger: and my english is so so
You: i'd say my english is pretty sharp. since i used to teach history, and you sorta have to know it to read any historical documents from the 21st century.
Stranger: U R a teacher?
You: used to be.
Stranger: and now?
You: well, i sorta turned to a life of violence and rebellion.
Stranger: cool!
You: it's not as cool when you're in the middle of it.
You: no, wait, that's a lie.
You: but i wouldn't recommend it.
Stranger: O(∩_∩)O ahhhh
Stranger: funny word
You: btu yeah. my home's now liberated.
You: not that i'm there.
Stranger: where is your home>
You: mars. mars prime, actually, the capital city.
Stranger: hi alien
You: hey
You: i'm not an alien
You: human as you are
You: ...that is, if you're human
You: i've never met an alien. of any kind. don't really think they exist.
You: aliens were sort of a historical fad, weren't they? i mean, by the mid 21st century most people figured out that if we ever met aliens, odds are we wouldn't recognize them as living beings anyway.
Stranger: when aliens aggression the earth,they will never say they are aliens
You: sounds like a smart enough strategy, i guess.
Stranger: won;t you miss your alien friends?
You: not an alien!
You: and yes, i do.
You: not my closest friend, since she tried to kill me, but besides that.
Stranger: i am sorry to hear that
You: i kinda deserved it.
You: you know. violence. rebellion.
You: she was a senator, kind of the head of the government, as shaky as it was. i was making a move towards taking over with military power.
You: i don't even know why i'm telling you this.
Stranger: U like her?
You: i miss her.
Stranger: maybe you love her,deeply
You: no. that's someone else.
You: i'm sort of currently dating a nazi.
You: it's been an adventure.
Stranger: oh,my god
You: i know! believe me. i used to teach history, i really know how bad it was.
You: but sometimes you can't help who you fall for.
Stranger: dear,god bless you
You: well, i'm sort of islamic
You: so it'd be less "god bless you" and more "allah u'ackbar"
Stranger: i am sorry,my appology!
Stranger: allah u'ackbar
You: whatever? differences in religion are pretty trivial, on the whole.
Stranger: i am sorry!
You: it's okay, really
You: a minute ago you were calling me an alien, i mean.
You: still think i'm an alien?
Stranger: no,i thought,you are joking,mars,the planet
Stranger: yes,from mars,without mar
You: yeah, tragically, i'm not.
You: i'm really from mars.
You: i grew up in a domed city with internal atmosphere.
You: and never went to earth until last year, when i was taken there as a prisoner of war.
Stranger: you are Humorous
You: thanks?
Stranger: no matter what,i hope you well
Stranger: my best wishes!
You: sweet, thanks.
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 36, male, and if i could answer, i'd love to. you?
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: 18*2=36
You: yep, that's true.
You: so why're you on here?
Stranger: just want to chat with someone
You: yeah? what about?
Stranger: about what?
You: ...hm?
You: we might be misunderstanding each other. my native language is sort of a hybrid between english and arabic.
Stranger: my native language is chinese
Stranger: and my english is so so
You: i'd say my english is pretty sharp. since i used to teach history, and you sorta have to know it to read any historical documents from the 21st century.
Stranger: U R a teacher?
You: used to be.
Stranger: and now?
You: well, i sorta turned to a life of violence and rebellion.
Stranger: cool!
You: it's not as cool when you're in the middle of it.
You: no, wait, that's a lie.
You: but i wouldn't recommend it.
Stranger: O(∩_∩)O ahhhh
Stranger: funny word
You: btu yeah. my home's now liberated.
You: not that i'm there.
Stranger: where is your home>
You: mars. mars prime, actually, the capital city.
Stranger: hi alien
You: hey
You: i'm not an alien
You: human as you are
You: ...that is, if you're human
You: i've never met an alien. of any kind. don't really think they exist.
You: aliens were sort of a historical fad, weren't they? i mean, by the mid 21st century most people figured out that if we ever met aliens, odds are we wouldn't recognize them as living beings anyway.
Stranger: when aliens aggression the earth,they will never say they are aliens
You: sounds like a smart enough strategy, i guess.
Stranger: won;t you miss your alien friends?
You: not an alien!
You: and yes, i do.
You: not my closest friend, since she tried to kill me, but besides that.
Stranger: i am sorry to hear that
You: i kinda deserved it.
You: you know. violence. rebellion.
You: she was a senator, kind of the head of the government, as shaky as it was. i was making a move towards taking over with military power.
You: i don't even know why i'm telling you this.
Stranger: U like her?
You: i miss her.
Stranger: maybe you love her,deeply
You: no. that's someone else.
You: i'm sort of currently dating a nazi.
You: it's been an adventure.
Stranger: oh,my god
You: i know! believe me. i used to teach history, i really know how bad it was.
You: but sometimes you can't help who you fall for.
Stranger: dear,god bless you
You: well, i'm sort of islamic
You: so it'd be less "god bless you" and more "allah u'ackbar"
Stranger: i am sorry,my appology!
Stranger: allah u'ackbar
You: whatever? differences in religion are pretty trivial, on the whole.
Stranger: i am sorry!
You: it's okay, really
You: a minute ago you were calling me an alien, i mean.
You: still think i'm an alien?
Stranger: no,i thought,you are joking,mars,the planet
Stranger: yes,from mars,without mar
You: yeah, tragically, i'm not.
You: i'm really from mars.
You: i grew up in a domed city with internal atmosphere.
You: and never went to earth until last year, when i was taken there as a prisoner of war.
Stranger: you are Humorous
You: thanks?
Stranger: no matter what,i hope you well
Stranger: my best wishes!
You: sweet, thanks.
Stranger: hello hello?
You: hey
Stranger: Hi!
You: how's it going?
Stranger: All right! Some people on this thingy are very vulgar.
You: yeah, i've noticed.
Stranger: Oooh, yay, someone who's not!
You: no, gotta say, vulgarity? not on my list of priorities.
Stranger: What are they? Your priorities!
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: ...I dunno. Just... conversationy?
Stranger: I'm not good at questions.
You: what are you good at?
Stranger: Taking care of animals, I guess. I bring home strays a lot.
You: that's good. i - don't tend to relate to animals well.
Stranger: That's so sad! I love animals. They make me feel better
You: i pretty much just tend to wallow in whateveri 'm feeling.
Stranger: Aww... You could hug something?
You: not many huggable people around right now.
You: my girlfriend's a nazi. it sorta gets in the way of cuddling time.
Stranger: Eep. Doesn't march around and shoot things, I hope.
You: she definitely shoots things.
Stranger: Alive things?
You: usually.
Stranger: Like hunting?
You: that too.
You: but, to be fair, she only really shoots people who are attacking her.
Stranger: Well. Good. Shooting people who aren't attacking you would be rude.
You: depends.
You: they might be planning to attack you.
Stranger: Maaybe. Maybe they're just looking at you funny because they were born with a squint.
You: why, were you born with a squint?
Stranger: Well, my birthparents were Korean.
You: wow, pure one ethnicity? i have about twenty different countries in my background.
Stranger: ~Grade-A imported~
You: well, there's not really a 'native' where i live. so i guess we're all imported.
Stranger: True!
Stranger: Oops, housemother's coming, gotta go. Nice to talk to you! I hope your girlfriend doesn't shoot you!
...I wonder if this is someone from another RP.
You: hey
Stranger: Hi!
You: how's it going?
Stranger: All right! Some people on this thingy are very vulgar.
You: yeah, i've noticed.
Stranger: Oooh, yay, someone who's not!
You: no, gotta say, vulgarity? not on my list of priorities.
Stranger: What are they? Your priorities!
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: ...I dunno. Just... conversationy?
Stranger: I'm not good at questions.
You: what are you good at?
Stranger: Taking care of animals, I guess. I bring home strays a lot.
You: that's good. i - don't tend to relate to animals well.
Stranger: That's so sad! I love animals. They make me feel better
You: i pretty much just tend to wallow in whateveri 'm feeling.
Stranger: Aww... You could hug something?
You: not many huggable people around right now.
You: my girlfriend's a nazi. it sorta gets in the way of cuddling time.
Stranger: Eep. Doesn't march around and shoot things, I hope.
You: she definitely shoots things.
Stranger: Alive things?
You: usually.
Stranger: Like hunting?
You: that too.
You: but, to be fair, she only really shoots people who are attacking her.
Stranger: Well. Good. Shooting people who aren't attacking you would be rude.
You: depends.
You: they might be planning to attack you.
Stranger: Maaybe. Maybe they're just looking at you funny because they were born with a squint.
You: why, were you born with a squint?
Stranger: Well, my birthparents were Korean.
You: wow, pure one ethnicity? i have about twenty different countries in my background.
Stranger: ~Grade-A imported~
You: well, there's not really a 'native' where i live. so i guess we're all imported.
Stranger: True!
Stranger: Oops, housemother's coming, gotta go. Nice to talk to you! I hope your girlfriend doesn't shoot you!
...I wonder if this is someone from another RP.
NOTHING FUNNY YET IT IS ALL KOREANS THIS TIME OF NIGHT.
You: ...hello?
Stranger: hi
You: Er... is this the part where I ask how you're doing?
Stranger: nope
You: Well then. What comes next?
Stranger: you say rabbit
You: ...do you have any idea where I am?
You: Saying things like that makes bad things happen.
You: Being random here is dangerous as hell.
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: ohhhh
You: I'm... not entirely sure.
You: We call it Nautilus.
Stranger: will this chat crash?
Stranger: I see
You: I don't expect it to.
You: I am bad luck, though.
You: So it might.
Stranger: How about now!
Stranger: bam
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: so how are you?
You: Like total shit, but it could be worse.
You: You, kid?
Stranger: kid? uhm.. not so good
You: Couldn't be too bad, right?
Stranger: where are you from, sport?
Stranger: always could be worse
You: Sport? Well, I was from Jump City. And now... hell, I don't know.
Stranger: is jump city located next to a steep cliff
You: The irony... parts of it are.
You: Coastal city.
You: Not to be confused with Coast City, of course.
Stranger: coasts are scams
You: Well, I've heard I run a pretty good scam, so I guess that makes the city and I akin.
Stranger: what scam do you run? talk clearly and loud please
Stranger: *beep*
You: Is that a joke at being a police officer? Because that is way too day-to-day to be funny.
You: Cops have almost everything on record anyway. They just can't hold me very well.
You: Idiots.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so what's got you down sport
You: ...sport? Ugh... guy problems.
You: Men are ass holes and all that stuff.
Stranger: I'm guessing you are a girl?
You: With my wardrobe, I'd hope.
Stranger: ass holes here on omegle or everywhere in general
You: I swear, he's the king of the ass holes.
You: Talk about your ruthless overlord.
You: Literally.
Stranger: shuuush he can hear you
You: Oh, he only wishes. He tries to think he knows everything, but really he just broods a lot about it.
Stranger: so how are men ass holes?
You: Because they only keep you around when you're useful, and when you're not anymore, or when you're annoying, or do something wrong, they bitch slap you, tell you all your emotions are irrelevant, then expell your from their base.
You: Oh, or they run away to Virginia.
Stranger: I hope your boyfriend did not run away to virginia
Stranger: that might be quite far
Stranger: i dont know where you live
You: Fuck that. He's so not my boyfriend.
You: Well... Virginia just sort of happened.
You: So, it's not very far. He's got a cabin there or something.
You: With adorable bears.
You: Freakishly adorable bears.
Stranger: teddy bears or?
You: Well... they're bears. They just don't have claws... they're squishy... way too adorable to be alive.
You: I don't know why he likes them.
You: Or even imagined them.
Stranger: ohhh
You: He's imagined a lot of stupid things.
You: Can't even come up with a good wine like Alex.
Stranger: alex?
You: Oh... Alexander Hamilton. I call him Alex because it's easier, flows better, and he's still a little kid in my head.
You: Even though he can't make up his mind about age and he won't stop dying.
Stranger: your soo
You: So what?
Stranger: odd
You: Okay, maybe I'm not the most normal, but compared to the goddamn robots, I'm just fine.
Stranger: yup
You: Organics all seem to be the same to them anyway.
Stranger: lol
You: Ass holes.
Stranger: do you even have boyfriend troubles or are you just making that up
You: He is not my boyfriend!
You: But I told him my feelings for him...
You: I have a boyfriend, sort of, back where I come from, and now he's where I am, he doesn't remember me, and he's a jerk... so I dumped him.
You: He sort of just facilitated my alignment, so it was... convenient?
Stranger: where do you live exactly
You: I told you. Nautilus.
You: Well... Jump... but Nautilus now... in Monticello for a while.
You: I don't really have a place to live for the time being, because no where permanent is safe, you see.
Stranger: do you always speak like this
You: Er... like what?
Stranger: I can't explain it
You: Great, now you're making me sound like Star....
You: I'm just a normal HIVE kid.
You: Well... top graduate.
You: Leader of the HIVE Five.
You: Or at least I was...
You: Things got confusing.
You: Ugh, why am I even telling you this?
Stranger: hi
You: Er... is this the part where I ask how you're doing?
Stranger: nope
You: Well then. What comes next?
Stranger: you say rabbit
You: ...do you have any idea where I am?
You: Saying things like that makes bad things happen.
You: Being random here is dangerous as hell.
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: ohhhh
You: I'm... not entirely sure.
You: We call it Nautilus.
Stranger: will this chat crash?
Stranger: I see
You: I don't expect it to.
You: I am bad luck, though.
You: So it might.
Stranger: How about now!
Stranger: bam
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: so how are you?
You: Like total shit, but it could be worse.
You: You, kid?
Stranger: kid? uhm.. not so good
You: Couldn't be too bad, right?
Stranger: where are you from, sport?
Stranger: always could be worse
You: Sport? Well, I was from Jump City. And now... hell, I don't know.
Stranger: is jump city located next to a steep cliff
You: The irony... parts of it are.
You: Coastal city.
You: Not to be confused with Coast City, of course.
Stranger: coasts are scams
You: Well, I've heard I run a pretty good scam, so I guess that makes the city and I akin.
Stranger: what scam do you run? talk clearly and loud please
Stranger: *beep*
You: Is that a joke at being a police officer? Because that is way too day-to-day to be funny.
You: Cops have almost everything on record anyway. They just can't hold me very well.
You: Idiots.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so what's got you down sport
You: ...sport? Ugh... guy problems.
You: Men are ass holes and all that stuff.
Stranger: I'm guessing you are a girl?
You: With my wardrobe, I'd hope.
Stranger: ass holes here on omegle or everywhere in general
You: I swear, he's the king of the ass holes.
You: Talk about your ruthless overlord.
You: Literally.
Stranger: shuuush he can hear you
You: Oh, he only wishes. He tries to think he knows everything, but really he just broods a lot about it.
Stranger: so how are men ass holes?
You: Because they only keep you around when you're useful, and when you're not anymore, or when you're annoying, or do something wrong, they bitch slap you, tell you all your emotions are irrelevant, then expell your from their base.
You: Oh, or they run away to Virginia.
Stranger: I hope your boyfriend did not run away to virginia
Stranger: that might be quite far
Stranger: i dont know where you live
You: Fuck that. He's so not my boyfriend.
You: Well... Virginia just sort of happened.
You: So, it's not very far. He's got a cabin there or something.
You: With adorable bears.
You: Freakishly adorable bears.
Stranger: teddy bears or?
You: Well... they're bears. They just don't have claws... they're squishy... way too adorable to be alive.
You: I don't know why he likes them.
You: Or even imagined them.
Stranger: ohhh
You: He's imagined a lot of stupid things.
You: Can't even come up with a good wine like Alex.
Stranger: alex?
You: Oh... Alexander Hamilton. I call him Alex because it's easier, flows better, and he's still a little kid in my head.
You: Even though he can't make up his mind about age and he won't stop dying.
Stranger: your soo
You: So what?
Stranger: odd
You: Okay, maybe I'm not the most normal, but compared to the goddamn robots, I'm just fine.
Stranger: yup
You: Organics all seem to be the same to them anyway.
Stranger: lol
You: Ass holes.
Stranger: do you even have boyfriend troubles or are you just making that up
You: He is not my boyfriend!
You: But I told him my feelings for him...
You: I have a boyfriend, sort of, back where I come from, and now he's where I am, he doesn't remember me, and he's a jerk... so I dumped him.
You: He sort of just facilitated my alignment, so it was... convenient?
Stranger: where do you live exactly
You: I told you. Nautilus.
You: Well... Jump... but Nautilus now... in Monticello for a while.
You: I don't really have a place to live for the time being, because no where permanent is safe, you see.
Stranger: do you always speak like this
You: Er... like what?
Stranger: I can't explain it
You: Great, now you're making me sound like Star....
You: I'm just a normal HIVE kid.
You: Well... top graduate.
You: Leader of the HIVE Five.
You: Or at least I was...
You: Things got confusing.
You: Ugh, why am I even telling you this?
Stranger: im in such a shitty mood
Stranger: ugh
You: Why?
Stranger: i like someone who doesnt like me and I dont know how to handle it
You: Tell me about it.
You: Love sucks.
Stranger: i just dont know how to get over her
You: Don't try to arrest her. It never works.
Stranger: idk even know how to talk to her
You: Have you talked to her about how you feel?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: she told me she loved me but didnt feel the same way
You: What a bitch.
You: Er... in that... uhh... there, there?
Stranger: huh
You: It's going to be... okay?
Stranger: all the girls I liked before I got over them by not talking to them
Stranger: but I cant do this now
Stranger: i say something and she may respond like 5 minutes later
Stranger: it breaks my heart
You: So, before her, you pussied out, and now when you follow through with something, she's a bitch, and she's slow on the response.
You: It's not like she can crush you or anything.
You: Or literally break your heart.
You: And she doesn't laugh in your face about your "futile organic emotions."
Stranger: I feel like that I could win her over but I dont think I can
Stranger: double-thought how lovely
You: Wow, way to contradict yourself.
You: Just go for it. What do you have to lose?
Stranger: i told her i cared about her a lot and she told me she was flattered
You: Well, duh. Of course she did. That's what I did when guys at the academy liked me, and then I used them for meat shields.
You: The more they like you, the more loyal they are.
Stranger: i think if she just said she didnt like me it would help a lot
You: Yeah... saying that would have kept a few guys alive... but that's not fun, now is it?
You: Hearts are for breaking.
You: And then you get over it.
Stranger: what heart wants to be broken
Stranger: I just like to think what my life would be with people
You: Who wants to get hurt? Who wants to lose? Who wants to have bad luck? No one does, but it happens, and you need to deal with it.
Stranger: and it's hard to accept that it won't happen
You: There's a lot of things that won't happen.
You: Believe me.
You: You just have to try to make the best of what you got.
You: I'm bad luck, so I used it to my advantage and threw it at other people.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: It's the beginning of the summer
Stranger: I have nothing to do
Stranger: I need a hobby =/
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I already told you. Jump.
Stranger: there is no city named jump
You: Yes there is. Jump City, right on the coast of California. Titans Tower is there.
You: One of the biggest known cities in the country.
Stranger: lol
You: ...what's so funny?
Stranger: your just so odd
Stranger: i like it =)
You: I guess odd is the nice way to put it.
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: your not very bland
Stranger: north or south california
You: Southern.
You: We get pretty weather.
You: I like to enjoy it when I'm not getting chased down by the special forces.
You: Damn cops.
Stranger: im in the police academy ^_^
You: Oh goodie. What are you trained to deal with?
Stranger: squirrels
You: Humans, metahumans...
You: Squirrels.
Stranger: are you really from southern california?
You: Yes.
You: Duh.
You: And I'd be sitting in my base right now with those five idiots, but I happen to be stuck in stupid Nautilus.
Stranger: I live in pianosa ^_^
You: What's a Pianosa?
Stranger: its a island in the book catch 22
Stranger: southern california does have a few bases
Stranger: i passed by some driving to san diego
Stranger: eeek
You: Mine's not really a base you pass. You're not really supposed to know it's a base.
You: Else we'd get raided every other day.
Stranger: pot base
Stranger: =D
You: Er... no. Though I could probably use a drag of something right about now. It'd clear my nerves.
You: Still waiting back for Robin on the whole murder thing.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ugh
You: Why?
Stranger: i like someone who doesnt like me and I dont know how to handle it
You: Tell me about it.
You: Love sucks.
Stranger: i just dont know how to get over her
You: Don't try to arrest her. It never works.
Stranger: idk even know how to talk to her
You: Have you talked to her about how you feel?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: she told me she loved me but didnt feel the same way
You: What a bitch.
You: Er... in that... uhh... there, there?
Stranger: huh
You: It's going to be... okay?
Stranger: all the girls I liked before I got over them by not talking to them
Stranger: but I cant do this now
Stranger: i say something and she may respond like 5 minutes later
Stranger: it breaks my heart
You: So, before her, you pussied out, and now when you follow through with something, she's a bitch, and she's slow on the response.
You: It's not like she can crush you or anything.
You: Or literally break your heart.
You: And she doesn't laugh in your face about your "futile organic emotions."
Stranger: I feel like that I could win her over but I dont think I can
Stranger: double-thought how lovely
You: Wow, way to contradict yourself.
You: Just go for it. What do you have to lose?
Stranger: i told her i cared about her a lot and she told me she was flattered
You: Well, duh. Of course she did. That's what I did when guys at the academy liked me, and then I used them for meat shields.
You: The more they like you, the more loyal they are.
Stranger: i think if she just said she didnt like me it would help a lot
You: Yeah... saying that would have kept a few guys alive... but that's not fun, now is it?
You: Hearts are for breaking.
You: And then you get over it.
Stranger: what heart wants to be broken
Stranger: I just like to think what my life would be with people
You: Who wants to get hurt? Who wants to lose? Who wants to have bad luck? No one does, but it happens, and you need to deal with it.
Stranger: and it's hard to accept that it won't happen
You: There's a lot of things that won't happen.
You: Believe me.
You: You just have to try to make the best of what you got.
You: I'm bad luck, so I used it to my advantage and threw it at other people.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: It's the beginning of the summer
Stranger: I have nothing to do
Stranger: I need a hobby =/
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I already told you. Jump.
Stranger: there is no city named jump
You: Yes there is. Jump City, right on the coast of California. Titans Tower is there.
You: One of the biggest known cities in the country.
Stranger: lol
You: ...what's so funny?
Stranger: your just so odd
Stranger: i like it =)
You: I guess odd is the nice way to put it.
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: your not very bland
Stranger: north or south california
You: Southern.
You: We get pretty weather.
You: I like to enjoy it when I'm not getting chased down by the special forces.
You: Damn cops.
Stranger: im in the police academy ^_^
You: Oh goodie. What are you trained to deal with?
Stranger: squirrels
You: Humans, metahumans...
You: Squirrels.
Stranger: are you really from southern california?
You: Yes.
You: Duh.
You: And I'd be sitting in my base right now with those five idiots, but I happen to be stuck in stupid Nautilus.
Stranger: I live in pianosa ^_^
You: What's a Pianosa?
Stranger: its a island in the book catch 22
Stranger: southern california does have a few bases
Stranger: i passed by some driving to san diego
Stranger: eeek
You: Mine's not really a base you pass. You're not really supposed to know it's a base.
You: Else we'd get raided every other day.
Stranger: pot base
Stranger: =D
You: Er... no. Though I could probably use a drag of something right about now. It'd clear my nerves.
You: Still waiting back for Robin on the whole murder thing.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: be honest with me for a second?
Stranger: ok?
You: About?
Stranger: where do you live and how old are you
You: I told you where I live.
You: And I'm 17.
Stranger: you live in jump city california
You: Yes.
Stranger: there is no jump city california
Stranger: where is the closest big city near you
You: Then how the hell do you explain where I come from?
You: Keystone.
You: I miss home.
Stranger: where is your home
Stranger: and there is no keystone california silly
You: Oh? And are you going to tell me that there's no Watchtower either?
Stranger: auctioned off sorry
You: Wow. You can't auction off something that orbits the planet, stops invasions, and watches over the world for villain activity.
You: Unless you stole it to begin with.
Stranger: uhmmm
Stranger: soooo how about them lakers
Stranger: what is the capital of california
Stranger: you got 5
You: What's a lakers?
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: Jump.
Stranger: ugh I will never get a straight answer from you!
Stranger: I'll nuke this jump
You: I'm giving you straight answers!
You: Wow...
You: Believe me, bad idea.
You: Like, really bad idea.
You: We tried it back at the academy and got our base destroyed.
You: Twice.
You: And nuclear weaponry is so cold war.
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: how could it be and still be called a COLD war
You: Just to let you know, you are getting so many eye rolls it's giving me a headache.
You: Nukes are what humans threaten each other with.
Stranger: you slut
You: That was original.
Stranger: i lack originality
Stranger: and proper spelling
You: It happens to the worst of us.
Stranger: dont put me in with those saps
Stranger: those low lifes
Stranger: you mean the best of us
Stranger: which you are not in
You: Oh, really now?
You: I just happen to be the best of the best, thank-you-very-much.
Stranger: ill let you have that
Stranger: whatever makes you feel better about yourself
You: I don't need people like you to make me feel better about myself.
You: Who are you, anyway?
Stranger: I am me
Stranger: the owner of omegle!
You: Once again, how original.
Stranger: MUAHAHHAHAH
You: Great legacy there.
Stranger: so your in high school
Stranger: how is that treating you
You: No, I already graduated.
Stranger: = O
You: I got out when I was about 15.
Stranger: quite the smarty pants
You: Of course I am.
You: I have my own team now.
Stranger: team
You: I was the top graduate, after all.
Stranger: what kinda team
You: We're the HIVE Five.
You: Haven't heard of us?
Stranger: nope
You: Well, you will. When I go back to Jump and change things, we'll be with the Brotherhood of Evil.
You: Or at least... that was how it was supposed to go.
Stranger: brotherhood of evil how farking scary
Stranger: i thought you were good!
You: They almost had the world.
Stranger: what happened
You: Well... it's complicated.
Stranger: I love you
You: Ew.
Stranger: I won't be a ass hole to you
Stranger: be my <333
You: Be your less than... what?
Stranger: less than 333
You: I don't think so.
Stranger: you are the z-score to my p-hat *heart*
You: I have no idea what you just said, kid.
Stranger: it's statistics gosh
Stranger: top of the class my ass
You: Oh, I got out of the higher division math classes.
You: The math wing had an unfortunate accident.
You: And so did the professor.
Stranger: did the radicals start attacking
You: Oh, attacking is such a strong word.
Stranger: misbehaving
You: Let's use... tactical manuvers that... okay, misbehaving works too.
You: Either way, headmaster was proud.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: is he breeding them to attack nauitlus
You: Er... no.
You: Headmaster is gone.
Stranger: got eaten by a exponent?
You: And Nautilus can't really be attacked from... no.
Stranger: why not
You: That makes no sense.
Stranger: yes it does
Stranger: I am the general
Stranger: you are in subordination missy
You: I'm not a subordinate, though.
You: I don't work for any part of government.
You: And no one leads me.
You: So though this could lead to thoughts of spanking...
You: ...I deny your joke.
Stranger: spanking
Stranger: i never thought of that
Stranger: have you ever heard of sexual harrassment?
You: Then you obviously aren't very experienced, now are you?
You: Yes.
You: And it's funny.
Stranger: ok?
You: About?
Stranger: where do you live and how old are you
You: I told you where I live.
You: And I'm 17.
Stranger: you live in jump city california
You: Yes.
Stranger: there is no jump city california
Stranger: where is the closest big city near you
You: Then how the hell do you explain where I come from?
You: Keystone.
You: I miss home.
Stranger: where is your home
Stranger: and there is no keystone california silly
You: Oh? And are you going to tell me that there's no Watchtower either?
Stranger: auctioned off sorry
You: Wow. You can't auction off something that orbits the planet, stops invasions, and watches over the world for villain activity.
You: Unless you stole it to begin with.
Stranger: uhmmm
Stranger: soooo how about them lakers
Stranger: what is the capital of california
Stranger: you got 5
You: What's a lakers?
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: Jump.
Stranger: ugh I will never get a straight answer from you!
Stranger: I'll nuke this jump
You: I'm giving you straight answers!
You: Wow...
You: Believe me, bad idea.
You: Like, really bad idea.
You: We tried it back at the academy and got our base destroyed.
You: Twice.
You: And nuclear weaponry is so cold war.
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: how could it be and still be called a COLD war
You: Just to let you know, you are getting so many eye rolls it's giving me a headache.
You: Nukes are what humans threaten each other with.
Stranger: you slut
You: That was original.
Stranger: i lack originality
Stranger: and proper spelling
You: It happens to the worst of us.
Stranger: dont put me in with those saps
Stranger: those low lifes
Stranger: you mean the best of us
Stranger: which you are not in
You: Oh, really now?
You: I just happen to be the best of the best, thank-you-very-much.
Stranger: ill let you have that
Stranger: whatever makes you feel better about yourself
You: I don't need people like you to make me feel better about myself.
You: Who are you, anyway?
Stranger: I am me
Stranger: the owner of omegle!
You: Once again, how original.
Stranger: MUAHAHHAHAH
You: Great legacy there.
Stranger: so your in high school
Stranger: how is that treating you
You: No, I already graduated.
Stranger: = O
You: I got out when I was about 15.
Stranger: quite the smarty pants
You: Of course I am.
You: I have my own team now.
Stranger: team
You: I was the top graduate, after all.
Stranger: what kinda team
You: We're the HIVE Five.
You: Haven't heard of us?
Stranger: nope
You: Well, you will. When I go back to Jump and change things, we'll be with the Brotherhood of Evil.
You: Or at least... that was how it was supposed to go.
Stranger: brotherhood of evil how farking scary
Stranger: i thought you were good!
You: They almost had the world.
Stranger: what happened
You: Well... it's complicated.
Stranger: I love you
You: Ew.
Stranger: I won't be a ass hole to you
Stranger: be my <333
You: Be your less than... what?
Stranger: less than 333
You: I don't think so.
Stranger: you are the z-score to my p-hat *heart*
You: I have no idea what you just said, kid.
Stranger: it's statistics gosh
Stranger: top of the class my ass
You: Oh, I got out of the higher division math classes.
You: The math wing had an unfortunate accident.
You: And so did the professor.
Stranger: did the radicals start attacking
You: Oh, attacking is such a strong word.
Stranger: misbehaving
You: Let's use... tactical manuvers that... okay, misbehaving works too.
You: Either way, headmaster was proud.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: is he breeding them to attack nauitlus
You: Er... no.
You: Headmaster is gone.
Stranger: got eaten by a exponent?
You: And Nautilus can't really be attacked from... no.
Stranger: why not
You: That makes no sense.
Stranger: yes it does
Stranger: I am the general
Stranger: you are in subordination missy
You: I'm not a subordinate, though.
You: I don't work for any part of government.
You: And no one leads me.
You: So though this could lead to thoughts of spanking...
You: ...I deny your joke.
Stranger: spanking
Stranger: i never thought of that
Stranger: have you ever heard of sexual harrassment?
You: Then you obviously aren't very experienced, now are you?
You: Yes.
You: And it's funny.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 18/female/Egypt.
You: Though I don't see why that's so important.
Stranger: beautiful country
Stranger: egypt ...nice
You: Thank you. I'm very proud of my heritage.
Stranger: well u have a very godd one also
Stranger: so how is life in egypt
You: Better than life in America, I'm sure, no matter what my friends tell me.
Stranger: well how does america come into the picture
Stranger: u have lot of frnd thre ?
You: My best friend is American and frequently lords it over me.
You: Yes, I do.
Stranger: okk
You: He seems to believe all we are is "sand and pyramids".
Stranger: which religion is dominant thre in egypt
You: I believe it's primarily Islamic, but I'm not Muslim myself.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: what are you then ?
You: I'm nonreligious. I prefer to spend my time other ways than contemplating matters that can't be proven like God.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: good
Stranger: so what are you doing presently
You: Besides talking to you, I'm sure you meant. Reading the news.
Stranger: yes
You: You?
Stranger: no as in professionally
You: Ah. Robotics.
Stranger: i am doing engineering
Stranger: u also eng.?
You: Close enough, yes.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: have you heard of IIT
Stranger: in india
You: I can't say I have. Is that your workplace?
Stranger: its my college
Stranger: so how is egypt really like ?
You: Definitely not just sand and pyramids, that's for sure. Though the tourist trade is gigantic.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: whats your name ,if u dont mind me asking ?
You: I'd rather not.
Stranger: no problem
You: In any case, I have things to get to.
god this entire conversation she was just like B|
also PATRA IS SAFE ON THE INTERNET SHE DOES NOT GIVE OUT HER NAME.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 18/female/Egypt.
You: Though I don't see why that's so important.
Stranger: beautiful country
Stranger: egypt ...nice
You: Thank you. I'm very proud of my heritage.
Stranger: well u have a very godd one also
Stranger: so how is life in egypt
You: Better than life in America, I'm sure, no matter what my friends tell me.
Stranger: well how does america come into the picture
Stranger: u have lot of frnd thre ?
You: My best friend is American and frequently lords it over me.
You: Yes, I do.
Stranger: okk
You: He seems to believe all we are is "sand and pyramids".
Stranger: which religion is dominant thre in egypt
You: I believe it's primarily Islamic, but I'm not Muslim myself.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: what are you then ?
You: I'm nonreligious. I prefer to spend my time other ways than contemplating matters that can't be proven like God.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: good
Stranger: so what are you doing presently
You: Besides talking to you, I'm sure you meant. Reading the news.
Stranger: yes
You: You?
Stranger: no as in professionally
You: Ah. Robotics.
Stranger: i am doing engineering
Stranger: u also eng.?
You: Close enough, yes.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: have you heard of IIT
Stranger: in india
You: I can't say I have. Is that your workplace?
Stranger: its my college
Stranger: so how is egypt really like ?
You: Definitely not just sand and pyramids, that's for sure. Though the tourist trade is gigantic.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: whats your name ,if u dont mind me asking ?
You: I'd rather not.
Stranger: no problem
You: In any case, I have things to get to.
god this entire conversation she was just like B|
also PATRA IS SAFE ON THE INTERNET SHE DOES NOT GIVE OUT HER NAME.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!!
Stranger: if you are looking to cyberfuck disconnect now
You: ...wha
You: what
You: i dont
You: what is this
Stranger: im tired of getting males looking for females to talk about sex
You: i just wanted to talk ;___;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!!
Stranger: if you are looking to cyberfuck disconnect now
You: ...wha
You: what
You: i dont
You: what is this
Stranger: im tired of getting males looking for females to talk about sex
You: i just wanted to talk ;___;
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are u
You: Oh I'm okay, I guess.
You: You?
Stranger: so far so good
You: Um. Great...!
Stranger: where u from?
You: Well. Ashfield... I lived there for a while. But now I'm in a place called Nautilus.
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: I gotta check on google, hold on
You: You probably won't find it...
You: it's kind of.
You: out of the way.
Stranger: in Wales?
You: No...
Stranger: which country it is in?
You: Not sure actually... It's kind of a nutty place.
Stranger: hmm
You: yeah. uh. hmm.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: I am from panda kingdom
You: China?
Stranger: nice
You: I like Pandas...
You: they're kind of cute.
Stranger: they attack ppl
You: Wh- really?!
Stranger: it is just bear
You: B... bears....
Stranger: yes Bears
You: I once knew a bear...
You: well. he wasnt REALLY a bear.
You: only for a short time.
Stranger: do u play with him?
You: Kind of. He's a lot bigger than I am so... hehh... and a bit grumpy.
Stranger: it really surprised me taht u have internet
You: Why is that?
Stranger: u are not from the earth
You: Well. I don't know exactly. One day I just kind of... woke up here.
You: A lot of us did.
Stranger: crazy chat
You: A bit. Yes.
You: You get used to it.
Stranger: true
Stranger: so
You: So...
You: ehg...
You: Sorry. I'm. Uh. Awkward.
Stranger: what are u up to
You: Sitting in the medbay where I live. Everyone else is asleep...
Stranger: what is the time there?
You: Mmm. Let me look...
You: 12:35
Stranger: pm?
You: AM.
Stranger: ouch.. mut be am
You: Its late...
Stranger: what am I thinking
Stranger: are u in the State?
You: I don't know.
Stranger: (slap) wake up
You: O-ow! Ah...
You: that's what they said...
Stranger: (slap)
You: OW! QUIT HITTING ME ALREADY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are u
You: Oh I'm okay, I guess.
You: You?
Stranger: so far so good
You: Um. Great...!
Stranger: where u from?
You: Well. Ashfield... I lived there for a while. But now I'm in a place called Nautilus.
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: I gotta check on google, hold on
You: You probably won't find it...
You: it's kind of.
You: out of the way.
Stranger: in Wales?
You: No...
Stranger: which country it is in?
You: Not sure actually... It's kind of a nutty place.
Stranger: hmm
You: yeah. uh. hmm.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: I am from panda kingdom
You: China?
Stranger: nice
You: I like Pandas...
You: they're kind of cute.
Stranger: they attack ppl
You: Wh- really?!
Stranger: it is just bear
You: B... bears....
Stranger: yes Bears
You: I once knew a bear...
You: well. he wasnt REALLY a bear.
You: only for a short time.
Stranger: do u play with him?
You: Kind of. He's a lot bigger than I am so... hehh... and a bit grumpy.
Stranger: it really surprised me taht u have internet
You: Why is that?
Stranger: u are not from the earth
You: Well. I don't know exactly. One day I just kind of... woke up here.
You: A lot of us did.
Stranger: crazy chat
You: A bit. Yes.
You: You get used to it.
Stranger: true
Stranger: so
You: So...
You: ehg...
You: Sorry. I'm. Uh. Awkward.
Stranger: what are u up to
You: Sitting in the medbay where I live. Everyone else is asleep...
Stranger: what is the time there?
You: Mmm. Let me look...
You: 12:35
Stranger: pm?
You: AM.
Stranger: ouch.. mut be am
You: Its late...
Stranger: what am I thinking
Stranger: are u in the State?
You: I don't know.
Stranger: (slap) wake up
You: O-ow! Ah...
You: that's what they said...
Stranger: (slap)
You: OW! QUIT HITTING ME ALREADY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi there.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: How are you this fine evening.
You: I'm all right. How about you?
Stranger: Can't complain.
You: That's good to hear.
Stranger: Indeed. Is it me or are there a lot of crazy people on here?
You: Oh, it's not just you. I've run into some really interesting people here.
You: Most of them seem to want sex.
Stranger: so..wanna cyber?
You: Er - not really. Sorry.
You: You're probably going to disconnect now, aren't you?
Stranger: Haha no, just joking. Good on you for not disconnecting.
You: Oh. Heh, well, thanks.
You: So, uh. How's the weather where you are?
Stranger: It's hard to tell. One minute it's really nice, the next it's shit.
Stranger: It's good now though.
Stranger: How bout you?
You: It's a pretty nice night here. The weather's usually good where I live.
You: ...though there was an incident a few weeks ago where it rained acid. That wasn't much fun.
Stranger: yikes. where are you from anyway?
You: I live in a city called Nautilus. Like I said, it's usually nice here. The acid was pretty much a fluke.
Stranger: Hm..I'm nut sure where that is, but it sounds nice..aside from the acid. Do you know why that happened?
You: Mm, I'm not really clear on the details, but it happened when that guy, uh...Starscream? He killed the emperor and took over the city. Then all kinds of weird stuff happened, including the acid.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: you're making this up, aren't you?
You: ...you don't believe me. I sort of had a feeling you wouldn't.
Stranger: uh-huh..so what country are you in then?
You: Nautilus isn't really in a country. It sort of...exists outside of everything else. I think.
Stranger: O really? Like..a video game universe?
You: A video game? Mm...I guess it's kinda like that.
You: I don't really understand how it works. Just...one day you hear a voice telling you to WAKE. If you answer it, you end up in Nautilus.
Stranger: I'll have to try that one.
You: You should. If you hear it calling you, anyway.
Stranger: oh i will. but surely it's as nice as Cydonia.
You: Cydonia?
Stranger: not as nice*
Stranger: My homeworld. If you go on youtube and type in "Kinghts of Cydonia", you'll find a documentary on it. In real time.
You: Oh...really? Er, wait. What's youtube?
Stranger: my..this Nautilus must be a rather primitive place if you don't have youtube. It's the equivalent of God where I come from.
You: It's not really primitive. The level of technology varies from place to place, but I mean...we've got laptops and a communications network and everything.
Stranger: So..are you an alien then?
You: That kind of depends on your point of view, don't you think? I mean to me, you're an alien.
You: I'm human, if that's what you're asking.
Stranger: Do you live with aliens or other humans?
You: A little of both. There's a lot of humans in Nautilus, but there's other things too. I mean, other beings.
You: There's a race of sentient machines called Cybertronians - that's what Starscream is, the one that killed the emperor. They're not all jerks like he is, though, most of the ones I've met are pretty nice.
Stranger: Are they good in bed? I bet they are.
You: I - what?
You: I wouldn't know. I don't even know if they can do...that.
Stranger: You should totally seduce them. Also, you should build a time machine and get the terminators to kick their ass for you. Be warned, they're probably going to kick your ass to and enslave the human race.
You: I don't want to seduce anybody! Especially not any of the Cybertronians. I mean they're nice people, but I don't want to - uh. Just. No.
You: And...what are the terminators?
Stranger: Wot? They fuck ugly or are you just a racist?
Stranger: Currently terminating the state of California.
You: They're - they're just. Most of them are...male. Or sound male. And so am I. And I don't like guys...that way.
You: Also, they're huge.
You: And, uh. Wow. Why are the terminators terminating California?
Stranger: Because they're a bunch of dicks and John Connor's too much of a lazy ass to do anything about it. The fucker.
Stranger: You'll never know unless you try it. You might just enjoy it.
You: I'm...kind of lost, not that that really surprises me. But it sounds like it sucks to be California.
You: ...and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy it. Really.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: How are you this fine evening.
You: I'm all right. How about you?
Stranger: Can't complain.
You: That's good to hear.
Stranger: Indeed. Is it me or are there a lot of crazy people on here?
You: Oh, it's not just you. I've run into some really interesting people here.
You: Most of them seem to want sex.
Stranger: so..wanna cyber?
You: Er - not really. Sorry.
You: You're probably going to disconnect now, aren't you?
Stranger: Haha no, just joking. Good on you for not disconnecting.
You: Oh. Heh, well, thanks.
You: So, uh. How's the weather where you are?
Stranger: It's hard to tell. One minute it's really nice, the next it's shit.
Stranger: It's good now though.
Stranger: How bout you?
You: It's a pretty nice night here. The weather's usually good where I live.
You: ...though there was an incident a few weeks ago where it rained acid. That wasn't much fun.
Stranger: yikes. where are you from anyway?
You: I live in a city called Nautilus. Like I said, it's usually nice here. The acid was pretty much a fluke.
Stranger: Hm..I'm nut sure where that is, but it sounds nice..aside from the acid. Do you know why that happened?
You: Mm, I'm not really clear on the details, but it happened when that guy, uh...Starscream? He killed the emperor and took over the city. Then all kinds of weird stuff happened, including the acid.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: you're making this up, aren't you?
You: ...you don't believe me. I sort of had a feeling you wouldn't.
Stranger: uh-huh..so what country are you in then?
You: Nautilus isn't really in a country. It sort of...exists outside of everything else. I think.
Stranger: O really? Like..a video game universe?
You: A video game? Mm...I guess it's kinda like that.
You: I don't really understand how it works. Just...one day you hear a voice telling you to WAKE. If you answer it, you end up in Nautilus.
Stranger: I'll have to try that one.
You: You should. If you hear it calling you, anyway.
Stranger: oh i will. but surely it's as nice as Cydonia.
You: Cydonia?
Stranger: not as nice*
Stranger: My homeworld. If you go on youtube and type in "Kinghts of Cydonia", you'll find a documentary on it. In real time.
You: Oh...really? Er, wait. What's youtube?
Stranger: my..this Nautilus must be a rather primitive place if you don't have youtube. It's the equivalent of God where I come from.
You: It's not really primitive. The level of technology varies from place to place, but I mean...we've got laptops and a communications network and everything.
Stranger: So..are you an alien then?
You: That kind of depends on your point of view, don't you think? I mean to me, you're an alien.
You: I'm human, if that's what you're asking.
Stranger: Do you live with aliens or other humans?
You: A little of both. There's a lot of humans in Nautilus, but there's other things too. I mean, other beings.
You: There's a race of sentient machines called Cybertronians - that's what Starscream is, the one that killed the emperor. They're not all jerks like he is, though, most of the ones I've met are pretty nice.
Stranger: Are they good in bed? I bet they are.
You: I - what?
You: I wouldn't know. I don't even know if they can do...that.
Stranger: You should totally seduce them. Also, you should build a time machine and get the terminators to kick their ass for you. Be warned, they're probably going to kick your ass to and enslave the human race.
You: I don't want to seduce anybody! Especially not any of the Cybertronians. I mean they're nice people, but I don't want to - uh. Just. No.
You: And...what are the terminators?
Stranger: Wot? They fuck ugly or are you just a racist?
Stranger: Currently terminating the state of California.
You: They're - they're just. Most of them are...male. Or sound male. And so am I. And I don't like guys...that way.
You: Also, they're huge.
You: And, uh. Wow. Why are the terminators terminating California?
Stranger: Because they're a bunch of dicks and John Connor's too much of a lazy ass to do anything about it. The fucker.
Stranger: You'll never know unless you try it. You might just enjoy it.
You: I'm...kind of lost, not that that really surprises me. But it sounds like it sucks to be California.
You: ...and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy it. Really.
Stranger: Well then maybe you should invite me over there, we can have a threesome and it won't be so weird for you, ok?
You: T-that would be even MORE weird! I don't even know who you are, for one thing.
Stranger: Don't worry. We're all lost in this crazy world of ours,
Stranger: I'm your sister.
You: Very funny.
Stranger: No really, I am
You: Then why didn't Dad ever tell me about you?
Stranger: Because he's fucked so many women he's lost count.
You: That's...really not something I want to think about.
You: Thanks for those mental images. Really.
Stranger: You're welcome.
Stranger: This has been a fascinating conversation.
You: It's been...interesting, that's for sure.
Stranger: I'll be honest, I think you're pretty cute.
You: You don't even know what I look like.
You: ...wait, really?
You: Hold on, are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: Girl.
Stranger: But it varies.
You: ...oh?
Stranger: I change into a boy when someone spalshes cold water on me.
Stranger: It's a curse.
You: ...wow. Is that common in Cydonia?
Stranger: No. It happened once when I travelled to Pluto. I'll tell you one thing, don't piss off Mickey Mouse.
You: Mickey Mouse. I'll keep that in mind.
Stranger: He's a tricky fella
You: Is he?
You: What'd you do to make him curse you?
Stranger: I gave him AIDS.
You: AIDS?
You: I'm, uh. Not really sure what that is.
Stranger: You know. you're not very interesting for human alien.
You: ...yeah, I've been told that before.
You: Sorry, I guess.
Stranger: You're kinda turning me on though. Too bad you don't wanna cber,
Stranger: cyber*
You: ...I am?
You: Really?
Stranger: Yerp
You: Well, that's, uh. Good, I guess.
You: What am I doing that turns you on?
Stranger: The question is..what aren't you doing?
You: ...w-what?
Stranger: wink
You: Are you trying to flirt with me or something?
Stranger: heavens no. i'm trying to get into bed with you.
You: That would, um. Be a bit difficult, considering we're not in the same physical location. And more likely than not, not even on the same...plane of existence.
Stranger: Love don
Stranger: don't have a plane of existence, baby.
You: I don't really think you could call this love. We're just two random strangers chatting over a network.
You: But I'm...flattered. Really.
Stranger: *sigh* ok then. I suppose I'll just have to stalk you,
You: And how do you plan to do that?
Stranger: oh, I have my ways. wink
You: ...do you now.
You: What, some kind of secret Cyndonian technique or something?
Stranger: oh yes. Microchips are a beautiful thing.
Stranger: What's your name, btw?
You: What do microchips have to do with anything?
You: And uh. Why do you want to know my name?
Stranger: They microwave your brain.
Stranger: 'Cus I'm gonna stalk you. Duh.
You: Microchips don't do stuff like that.
Stranger: They do in Cydonia.
You: And I'm not entirely sure you can stalk me, but I'm not sure you -can't-, either, considering everything I've seen since I came to Nautilus, so I hope you won't be too offended if I don't feel comfortable giving you my name.
You: And those must be some really...special microchips you make in Cydonia.
Stranger: Oh they are. I'm getting bored of this now.
Stranger: Good bye
You: Um...okay, then. Nice chatting with you, I guess.
Stranger: <3 One day...
You: ...one day what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: T-that would be even MORE weird! I don't even know who you are, for one thing.
Stranger: Don't worry. We're all lost in this crazy world of ours,
Stranger: I'm your sister.
You: Very funny.
Stranger: No really, I am
You: Then why didn't Dad ever tell me about you?
Stranger: Because he's fucked so many women he's lost count.
You: That's...really not something I want to think about.
You: Thanks for those mental images. Really.
Stranger: You're welcome.
Stranger: This has been a fascinating conversation.
You: It's been...interesting, that's for sure.
Stranger: I'll be honest, I think you're pretty cute.
You: You don't even know what I look like.
You: ...wait, really?
You: Hold on, are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: Girl.
Stranger: But it varies.
You: ...oh?
Stranger: I change into a boy when someone spalshes cold water on me.
Stranger: It's a curse.
You: ...wow. Is that common in Cydonia?
Stranger: No. It happened once when I travelled to Pluto. I'll tell you one thing, don't piss off Mickey Mouse.
You: Mickey Mouse. I'll keep that in mind.
Stranger: He's a tricky fella
You: Is he?
You: What'd you do to make him curse you?
Stranger: I gave him AIDS.
You: AIDS?
You: I'm, uh. Not really sure what that is.
Stranger: You know. you're not very interesting for human alien.
You: ...yeah, I've been told that before.
You: Sorry, I guess.
Stranger: You're kinda turning me on though. Too bad you don't wanna cber,
Stranger: cyber*
You: ...I am?
You: Really?
Stranger: Yerp
You: Well, that's, uh. Good, I guess.
You: What am I doing that turns you on?
Stranger: The question is..what aren't you doing?
You: ...w-what?
Stranger: wink
You: Are you trying to flirt with me or something?
Stranger: heavens no. i'm trying to get into bed with you.
You: That would, um. Be a bit difficult, considering we're not in the same physical location. And more likely than not, not even on the same...plane of existence.
Stranger: Love don
Stranger: don't have a plane of existence, baby.
You: I don't really think you could call this love. We're just two random strangers chatting over a network.
You: But I'm...flattered. Really.
Stranger: *sigh* ok then. I suppose I'll just have to stalk you,
You: And how do you plan to do that?
Stranger: oh, I have my ways. wink
You: ...do you now.
You: What, some kind of secret Cyndonian technique or something?
Stranger: oh yes. Microchips are a beautiful thing.
Stranger: What's your name, btw?
You: What do microchips have to do with anything?
You: And uh. Why do you want to know my name?
Stranger: They microwave your brain.
Stranger: 'Cus I'm gonna stalk you. Duh.
You: Microchips don't do stuff like that.
Stranger: They do in Cydonia.
You: And I'm not entirely sure you can stalk me, but I'm not sure you -can't-, either, considering everything I've seen since I came to Nautilus, so I hope you won't be too offended if I don't feel comfortable giving you my name.
You: And those must be some really...special microchips you make in Cydonia.
Stranger: Oh they are. I'm getting bored of this now.
Stranger: Good bye
You: Um...okay, then. Nice chatting with you, I guess.
Stranger: <3 One day...
You: ...one day what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi.
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: Er - no.
You: Why is that all people want to do?
Stranger: Because it is healthy to release one's sexual tendencies. Compltely healthy and normal
You: I guess so.
You: It just seems like doing it with random strangers in a chatroom would be...
You: ...weird.
Stranger: well it wouldnt really be doing it, just saying things
You: Still kinda weird, don't you think?
Stranger: I guess a bit... But healthy. And I'm horny, I need some action, so I look for something to get me turned on. That's the way I work :)
You: I see. And, uh, I guess I understand that.
You: So do you...have cyber sex often?
Stranger: not really, just when im horny. usually, i have pretty cool convos on here
You: What do you usually talk about?
You: Other than sex, I mean.
Stranger: Umm... foreign countries, usually where the other person is from, the usa, books, television, music, and life in general. dating tends to come up quite a bit
Stranger: i have a question
You: Yeah?
Stranger: how old do i sound?
You: Oh, uh...I dunno. In your teens, I guess.
You: Why? How old do you think you sound?
Stranger: Old teens or low teens?
Stranger: I don't know... Teens or early twenties
You: I dunno, just teens. Not really young, not really old.
Stranger: Huh. Interesting
You: Is it?
You: How old are you really?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: Don't judge me yet
Stranger: Let me explain
You: I wouldn't. I'm 14, myself.
Stranger: I usually try to see who accepts the proposal to have cyber sex, then figure out where they're from, bla bla bla
Stranger: Huh... Really?
Stranger: Guy or girl?
You: Guy.
You: You?
Stranger: Girl...
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I live near Romeo City. Well, most of the time.
You: Right now I'm in a city called Nautilus.
You: You?
Stranger: right now, a city called chicago
You: Oh! I've heard of Chicago.
You: I've heard it has vampire problems.
Stranger: Lol I think you're thinking of Transylvania. Haven't heard of vampires here.
Stranger: Where is Nautilus?
You: Oh...maybe you're from a different version of Chicago than the guy who told me that.
You: And Nautilus is...kinda hard to explain.
You: It's...not really anyplace. You just sort of wake up there.
Stranger: Hahaha Chicago is in America
Stranger: You've compltely lost me
You: Heh, I sort of thought I might. Sorry.
Stranger: It's cool, I don't care. I get lost really easily
You: It's funny you should mention America, actually. There's a guy here with that name.
Stranger: Now I'm really stumped. What in the world are you talking about?
You: Just that...there's a guy here in Nautilus who says his name is America.
You: Is that...unusual?
Stranger: Well... You keep referring to these guys, which implies that youre in a place with few people, or people that come in and out. You refer to Nautilus as here, which implies that it is something of importance to you. It sounds like heaven.
You: Like heaven? Really?
Stranger: Pretty much
You: That's...huh. Not quite the way I'd describe it, but in some ways it's better than where I come from.
Stranger: Explain?
You: I'll try. Um...well, before I woke up in Nautilus it felt like I was...just kinda watching myself do everything, y'know? Like I wasn't in control of what I was doing.
You: After I woke up, I felt a lot better. I mean, there's still some bad stuff here, but all in all it's not so bad. It's better than that weird disconnected feeling I had back home all the time.
Stranger: Definitely sounds like heaven. Sounds like you were a vampire before, and now you were killed.
You: ...is that what vampires act like?
Stranger: I guess.
You: Oh. I don't...really know what a vampire is, so.
You: Just that they apparently have them in Chicago. Or some version of Chicago.
You: ...and apparently Transylvania, wherever that is.
Stranger: Transylvania is where vampires were created, creepy place. Lots of gothic architecture. Fascinating.
You: Oh, really? Have you been there?
Stranger: I've seen pictures. Beautifully somber.
You: I see. Where is it in relation to Chicago? Is it on Earth?
Stranger: Definitely on Earth.
Stranger: Listen, it's been nice talking to you, but it's getting late where I am.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: Er - no.
You: Why is that all people want to do?
Stranger: Because it is healthy to release one's sexual tendencies. Compltely healthy and normal
You: I guess so.
You: It just seems like doing it with random strangers in a chatroom would be...
You: ...weird.
Stranger: well it wouldnt really be doing it, just saying things
You: Still kinda weird, don't you think?
Stranger: I guess a bit... But healthy. And I'm horny, I need some action, so I look for something to get me turned on. That's the way I work :)
You: I see. And, uh, I guess I understand that.
You: So do you...have cyber sex often?
Stranger: not really, just when im horny. usually, i have pretty cool convos on here
You: What do you usually talk about?
You: Other than sex, I mean.
Stranger: Umm... foreign countries, usually where the other person is from, the usa, books, television, music, and life in general. dating tends to come up quite a bit
Stranger: i have a question
You: Yeah?
Stranger: how old do i sound?
You: Oh, uh...I dunno. In your teens, I guess.
You: Why? How old do you think you sound?
Stranger: Old teens or low teens?
Stranger: I don't know... Teens or early twenties
You: I dunno, just teens. Not really young, not really old.
Stranger: Huh. Interesting
You: Is it?
You: How old are you really?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: Don't judge me yet
Stranger: Let me explain
You: I wouldn't. I'm 14, myself.
Stranger: I usually try to see who accepts the proposal to have cyber sex, then figure out where they're from, bla bla bla
Stranger: Huh... Really?
Stranger: Guy or girl?
You: Guy.
You: You?
Stranger: Girl...
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I live near Romeo City. Well, most of the time.
You: Right now I'm in a city called Nautilus.
You: You?
Stranger: right now, a city called chicago
You: Oh! I've heard of Chicago.
You: I've heard it has vampire problems.
Stranger: Lol I think you're thinking of Transylvania. Haven't heard of vampires here.
Stranger: Where is Nautilus?
You: Oh...maybe you're from a different version of Chicago than the guy who told me that.
You: And Nautilus is...kinda hard to explain.
You: It's...not really anyplace. You just sort of wake up there.
Stranger: Hahaha Chicago is in America
Stranger: You've compltely lost me
You: Heh, I sort of thought I might. Sorry.
Stranger: It's cool, I don't care. I get lost really easily
You: It's funny you should mention America, actually. There's a guy here with that name.
Stranger: Now I'm really stumped. What in the world are you talking about?
You: Just that...there's a guy here in Nautilus who says his name is America.
You: Is that...unusual?
Stranger: Well... You keep referring to these guys, which implies that youre in a place with few people, or people that come in and out. You refer to Nautilus as here, which implies that it is something of importance to you. It sounds like heaven.
You: Like heaven? Really?
Stranger: Pretty much
You: That's...huh. Not quite the way I'd describe it, but in some ways it's better than where I come from.
Stranger: Explain?
You: I'll try. Um...well, before I woke up in Nautilus it felt like I was...just kinda watching myself do everything, y'know? Like I wasn't in control of what I was doing.
You: After I woke up, I felt a lot better. I mean, there's still some bad stuff here, but all in all it's not so bad. It's better than that weird disconnected feeling I had back home all the time.
Stranger: Definitely sounds like heaven. Sounds like you were a vampire before, and now you were killed.
You: ...is that what vampires act like?
Stranger: I guess.
You: Oh. I don't...really know what a vampire is, so.
You: Just that they apparently have them in Chicago. Or some version of Chicago.
You: ...and apparently Transylvania, wherever that is.
Stranger: Transylvania is where vampires were created, creepy place. Lots of gothic architecture. Fascinating.
You: Oh, really? Have you been there?
Stranger: I've seen pictures. Beautifully somber.
You: I see. Where is it in relation to Chicago? Is it on Earth?
Stranger: Definitely on Earth.
Stranger: Listen, it's been nice talking to you, but it's getting late where I am.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bonjour!
Stranger: alors
You: 'ow are you this evening, ma caille?
Stranger: im alrigghht
Stranger: you?
You: I am wonderful! It 'as been trying lately, what with the recession, but I will prosper again once this nonsense is over, non?
You: Now, what is a pretty petite fille doing at this time of night?
Stranger: its 11 in the mornin
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i like the way you speak
You: Ah, merci, ma chatte. It is an 'onor to 'ear that from you!
You: Now, what does this 'asl' mean? You 'ave me confused.
Stranger: age?
Stranger: male or femail?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I am well over 1000 years old; 'owever, I do not wish to brag. I'm male, and I am from France.
You: 'ow about you, ma chérie?
Stranger: i like older men :)
Stranger: 17 f uk
You: ...One of England's people?
Stranger: yes
You: And with such grace! I am surprised! Most are as brutish as 'e is, you see!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wouldst you lie down in bed with me?
You: Ah, amie, unfortunately, I will 'ave to decline. It is such an 'onor for you to offer, but I must be on my way!
You: I am sure it would 'ave been a pleasure, though.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: fuck me right now
Stranger: in my mouth, bum and vagina
You: Ah, merci, but non.
Stranger: do it
Stranger: or ill have to rape you
You: I 'ave to weather this recession, non? And I must conserve my strength, ma crotte.
Stranger: like the french pussy you are
You: Je suis désolé, ma cocotte.
You: I 'ave to decline.
You: Per'aps you will find luck elsewhere, non?
Stranger: im gonna tie you down and suck your cock then bite it off
Stranger: then put it you your ass
You: As tempting as that sounds, I believe I need my vital regions. And I will 'ave to be leaving you now, ma loutre.
You: It was a pleasure speaking with you.
You: Au revoir!
You have disconnected.
You: Bonjour!
Stranger: alors
You: 'ow are you this evening, ma caille?
Stranger: im alrigghht
Stranger: you?
You: I am wonderful! It 'as been trying lately, what with the recession, but I will prosper again once this nonsense is over, non?
You: Now, what is a pretty petite fille doing at this time of night?
Stranger: its 11 in the mornin
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i like the way you speak
You: Ah, merci, ma chatte. It is an 'onor to 'ear that from you!
You: Now, what does this 'asl' mean? You 'ave me confused.
Stranger: age?
Stranger: male or femail?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I am well over 1000 years old; 'owever, I do not wish to brag. I'm male, and I am from France.
You: 'ow about you, ma chérie?
Stranger: i like older men :)
Stranger: 17 f uk
You: ...One of England's people?
Stranger: yes
You: And with such grace! I am surprised! Most are as brutish as 'e is, you see!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wouldst you lie down in bed with me?
You: Ah, amie, unfortunately, I will 'ave to decline. It is such an 'onor for you to offer, but I must be on my way!
You: I am sure it would 'ave been a pleasure, though.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: fuck me right now
Stranger: in my mouth, bum and vagina
You: Ah, merci, but non.
Stranger: do it
Stranger: or ill have to rape you
You: I 'ave to weather this recession, non? And I must conserve my strength, ma crotte.
Stranger: like the french pussy you are
You: Je suis désolé, ma cocotte.
You: I 'ave to decline.
You: Per'aps you will find luck elsewhere, non?
Stranger: im gonna tie you down and suck your cock then bite it off
Stranger: then put it you your ass
You: As tempting as that sounds, I believe I need my vital regions. And I will 'ave to be leaving you now, ma loutre.
You: It was a pleasure speaking with you.
You: Au revoir!
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Oh, bonjour!
You: 'ow are you this evening, ma amie?
Stranger: are you maniac
Stranger: ?
You: Que?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Oh, bonjour!
You: 'ow are you this evening, ma amie?
Stranger: are you maniac
Stranger: ?
You: Que?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Bonjour!
You: 'ow are you this evening, ma amie?
Stranger: are u a france :D?
Stranger: pretty good
You: Oui, oui! I am France! It is a pleasure, ma caille!
You: Who are you, if you don't mind my asking?
Stranger: anny
You: Ah, such a belle name, madamoiselle! It is an 'onor!
Stranger: is it Franch?
Stranger: I can't understand xDDD
You: Ah, my petite amie, it is la français. The language of l'amour, of course!
You: C'est beautiful, non?
Stranger: sorry i really don't know what are u say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Bonjour!
You: 'ow are you this evening, ma amie?
Stranger: are u a france :D?
Stranger: pretty good
You: Oui, oui! I am France! It is a pleasure, ma caille!
You: Who are you, if you don't mind my asking?
Stranger: anny
You: Ah, such a belle name, madamoiselle! It is an 'onor!
Stranger: is it Franch?
Stranger: I can't understand xDDD
You: Ah, my petite amie, it is la français. The language of l'amour, of course!
You: C'est beautiful, non?
Stranger: sorry i really don't know what are u say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ffffff.
"What are u say"
what.
"What are u say"
what.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello.
You: 36, female, New York.
Stranger: ooh! im 15 m uk, but dont disconnect because im so young!
You: That's quite all right.
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: im sam
You: Aya.
Stranger: hi
You: Sam, do your parents know you talk to strangers?
Stranger: probably
Stranger: do yours?
You: Well, I don't live with them anymore. They've both passed away.
Stranger: oh, im sorry
Stranger: what do you do for a living?
You: I've a government job.
You: I trust that you are in school?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but we call it college
Stranger: its no legal education, i do not have to be there by law anymore
Stranger: im 16 next week
You: Oh, right! It is different in Europe.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can i ask you a question? someone of your age must have had some life experience?
Stranger: dont be embarrased or made angry, and please dont feel obliged to answer
Stranger: would you say a 5" penis (and its stopped growing now) is too small?
You: Whoa there, sailor.
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello.
You: 36, female, New York.
Stranger: ooh! im 15 m uk, but dont disconnect because im so young!
You: That's quite all right.
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: im sam
You: Aya.
Stranger: hi
You: Sam, do your parents know you talk to strangers?
Stranger: probably
Stranger: do yours?
You: Well, I don't live with them anymore. They've both passed away.
Stranger: oh, im sorry
Stranger: what do you do for a living?
You: I've a government job.
You: I trust that you are in school?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but we call it college
Stranger: its no legal education, i do not have to be there by law anymore
Stranger: im 16 next week
You: Oh, right! It is different in Europe.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can i ask you a question? someone of your age must have had some life experience?
Stranger: dont be embarrased or made angry, and please dont feel obliged to answer
Stranger: would you say a 5" penis (and its stopped growing now) is too small?
You: Whoa there, sailor.
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DOUCHE
Stranger: chona?
You: wot?
You: China? Do you mean China?
Stranger: yep
You: At least have the decency to spell your own country correctly
You: and no. England
Stranger: am i say im china?
You: No, you say you are Chinese. Unless you really are China.
Stranger: how do u know?
Stranger: the grammer?
You: Well, I know China somewhat personally
Stranger: how old?
You: That's quite impolite to ask. Certainly younger than he is
Stranger: maybe cuz ur england
Stranger: ohters dont mind
You: Oi, grammar is important!
You: But I suppose I can't fault you...
Stranger: u still get me
You: Yes, I can see that full well. I can understand you, so I can't complain
Stranger: few people would say that
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: i just dont good at typing
You: It's fine, really. I'm sure my Chinese would be awful, and I'm sure you wouldn't fault me for that
Stranger: :)
You: wots that?
Stranger: have u ever learn chinese?
You: Er, somewhat. I know the basics for foreign diplomacy.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i think u r great
You: Really? Why so?
You: I mean, thank you. Of course
Stranger: u r none of the conceited people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: chona?
You: wot?
You: China? Do you mean China?
Stranger: yep
You: At least have the decency to spell your own country correctly
You: and no. England
Stranger: am i say im china?
You: No, you say you are Chinese. Unless you really are China.
Stranger: how do u know?
Stranger: the grammer?
You: Well, I know China somewhat personally
Stranger: how old?
You: That's quite impolite to ask. Certainly younger than he is
Stranger: maybe cuz ur england
Stranger: ohters dont mind
You: Oi, grammar is important!
You: But I suppose I can't fault you...
Stranger: u still get me
You: Yes, I can see that full well. I can understand you, so I can't complain
Stranger: few people would say that
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: i just dont good at typing
You: It's fine, really. I'm sure my Chinese would be awful, and I'm sure you wouldn't fault me for that
Stranger: :)
You: wots that?
Stranger: have u ever learn chinese?
You: Er, somewhat. I know the basics for foreign diplomacy.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i think u r great
You: Really? Why so?
You: I mean, thank you. Of course
Stranger: u r none of the conceited people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited 2009-06-14 19:30 (UTC)
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