MEME

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GENTLEMEN

GO TO http://omegle.com/

TALK WITH A RANDOM STRANGER IN CHARACTER

POST THE RESULTS

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WHY IS THIS SO FUN

[challengethegods]

Stranger: who are you?
You: That's a bit forward, don't you think?
Stranger: yes, i do think
Stranger: but i dont care
You: Fine. I think the most you need to know is I'm a Special. Good enough?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you like pizza?
You: Yeah, I guess.
Stranger: AWESOME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[challengethegods]

You: Hey-la!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Tally. And yours?
Stranger: alex
You: That's a weird name.
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's pretty common here
Stranger: tally is weird
You: Is not! It's perfectly normal.
Stranger: tally ho

He seemed so patient. D:

[challengethegods]

Stranger: female?
You: That's a pretty strange thing to ask upon arrival.
You: But yes, I am.
Stranger: y so strange
You: Most people ask "Where am I?" or "What the hell is this place?" or they go so far as "Tell me where the hell I am before I blow your head off."
You: Then I have to play meet-and-greet. It gets extremely dull.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well i like to kick it off nicely
You: Good. I don't get enough of that here.
You: The people who come here are always so angry.
Stranger: im a nice guy...a little horny...but just trying to have fun
You: ...that's definitely a new one.
Stranger: ahahha
You: For everyone except that creepy pink-haired girl, sex is the last thing on their minds.
Stranger: hahaah
Stranger: how old are you
You: Seventeen.
Stranger: good im 17 too
Stranger: u like big cock?
You: Okay, you know when I said sex is the last thing on anyone's mind?
You: That applies to me too.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: y
You: Because I have more important things to do, like get the robots out of here and find out how the hell Thomas Jefferson can stop time. And how so much spaghetti Bolognese ended up in my house.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can't believe this ended the way it did.

[challengethegods]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: Let me guess.
You: New arrival, and you're freaking out because you can't go home.
Stranger: wat?
You: Well, let me steer you somewhere. There's Ratchet's medbay, there's a talking mansion, stay away from the opera house, and if you see a bloody guy with a pyramid for a head dragging a knife? Run. Just run. Also, avoid the giant robots.
Stranger: thanx