DATING SIM MEME

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THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
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[doorwasopen]

[Blowing shit up by SCREAMING.]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

[You just blew up my motherfucking cupcakes.]

A: KEEP SCREAMING
B: Pick up remains of cupcakes WHILE SCREAMING
C: Make some more cupcakes WHILE SCREAMING
D: make screamcakes. cupcakes made of SCREAMING

[doorwasopen]

A. [AAAAAA RION HATES CUPCAKES.]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

RION SHUT UP, you're giving me a headache!

A: fuck him, keep screaming
B: take the cupcake tray and THROW IT ON THE GROUND
C: join the baseball league
D: okay fine, no more screaming, you're too busy building a C3PO out of legos.

[doorwasopen]

B. [Does not like being told to shut up. Fuck you, America, you're not my mom!

Takes the fucking cupcake tray and THROWS IT ON THE GROUND.]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

A: explain. in song.
B: apologize.
C: run in front of him and ZIDANE HEADBUTT
D: --WITH YOUR FIST

[doorwasopen]

A. [Explains. IN SONG.

Only, rather than singing, conjures a piano from out of nowhere and begins to play angrily.

Because yes, Rion plays the fucking piano. B|]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

Your anger is instrumental Tool songs?

A: "Yes."
B: "No, your mom is a tool."
C: "I'M AN ADULTTTTTT"
D: continue playing and ignore him. PULL A SCHROEDER.

[doorwasopen]

D. [Continues playing and just ignores him. GLARING ANGRILY.]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

[IF YOU'RE PULLING A SCHROEDER, HE'S PULLING A LUCY. LEANS ON OPPOSITE END OF PIANO.]

Well, I'm gonna take that as a yes, then. Hey, you can play without looking at the piano! That's kind of cool. But pianos are really getting outdated, y'know? It's all about sampling these days. That's supposed to be the in thing, but it doesn't mean it's really good, 'cause it's just taking parts of other people's songs. But hey, live and let live, right? Well that's what I figure, but businesses aren't too happy about that kind of thing--

A: "OH MY GOD SHUT UP"
B: IGNORE STILL. PLAY MORE VIOLENTLY.
C: Flip the piano.
D: agree whole-heartedly.

[doorwasopen]

C. [OH MY GOD STOP TALKING FLIPS THE MOTHERFUCKING PIANO.]

HOLY SHIT SOMETHING SMELLS FUNNY.

[doorwasopen]

D. [SHIT IS FUCKED. THROUGH QUICK THINKING AND GATHERED WITS, RION STOPS AND GETS THE FUCK DOWN.

Hey it's kind of an interpretive dance.

Or spazzing out.

Shut the fuck up.]

MOOOOOOO.

[doorwasopen]

A. [He begins to extend his hand to shake--

Ew now that's just gross.

SO INSTEAD THE LITTLE SHIT JUST DOES THE MOST AMAZING BACKFLIP EVER. JESUS CHRIST HISTORIANS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING BACKFLIP FOR GENERATIONS TO COME. THIS FUCKING BACKFLIP FUCKS MOTHERS.

SPECTACULAR NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU HOBO.]

J-J-J-JAM IT IN.

[doorwasopen]

C. [WTF SOMEHOW HE GETS KICKED IN THE ASS WHILE IN MID-AIR BACK-SPRING WHAT THE HELL.

THE FUCK IS THAT.

THE FUCK IS THIS.]

[doorwasopen]