http://still-strike.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] still-strike.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot2009-11-17 02:46 am

DATING SIM MEME


THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

[identity profile] imthe-hero.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[You just blew up my motherfucking cupcakes.]

A: KEEP SCREAMING
B: Pick up remains of cupcakes WHILE SCREAMING
C: Make some more cupcakes WHILE SCREAMING
D: make screamcakes. cupcakes made of SCREAMING
doorwasopen: As KING RION my first decree is AAAAA TIMES INFINITY. (NO ANCHOVY)

[personal profile] doorwasopen 2009-11-18 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
A. [AAAAAA RION HATES CUPCAKES.]

[identity profile] imthe-hero.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
RION SHUT UP, you're giving me a headache!

A: fuck him, keep screaming
B: take the cupcake tray and THROW IT ON THE GROUND
C: join the baseball league
D: okay fine, no more screaming, you're too busy building a C3PO out of legos.
doorwasopen: Colquhoun's story. (One Time...)

[personal profile] doorwasopen 2009-11-18 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
B. [Does not like being told to shut up. Fuck you, America, you're not my mom!

Takes the fucking cupcake tray and THROWS IT ON THE GROUND.]

[identity profile] imthe-hero.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

A: explain. in song.
B: apologize.
C: run in front of him and ZIDANE HEADBUTT
D: --WITH YOUR FIST
doorwasopen: Colquhoun's story. (Maybe This Wasn't Such A Good Idea)

[personal profile] doorwasopen 2009-11-18 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
A. [Explains. IN SONG.

Only, rather than singing, conjures a piano from out of nowhere and begins to play angrily.

Because yes, Rion plays the fucking piano. B|]

[identity profile] imthe-hero.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
... ... ...

Your anger is instrumental Tool songs?

A: "Yes."
B: "No, your mom is a tool."
C: "I'M AN ADULTTTTTT"
D: continue playing and ignore him. PULL A SCHROEDER.
doorwasopen: Colquhoun's story. (One Time...)

[personal profile] doorwasopen 2009-11-18 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
D. [Continues playing and just ignores him. GLARING ANGRILY.]

[identity profile] imthe-hero.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[IF YOU'RE PULLING A SCHROEDER, HE'S PULLING A LUCY. LEANS ON OPPOSITE END OF PIANO.]

Well, I'm gonna take that as a yes, then. Hey, you can play without looking at the piano! That's kind of cool. But pianos are really getting outdated, y'know? It's all about sampling these days. That's supposed to be the in thing, but it doesn't mean it's really good, 'cause it's just taking parts of other people's songs. But hey, live and let live, right? Well that's what I figure, but businesses aren't too happy about that kind of thing--

A: "OH MY GOD SHUT UP"
B: IGNORE STILL. PLAY MORE VIOLENTLY.
C: Flip the piano.
D: agree whole-heartedly.
doorwasopen: As KING RION my first decree is AAAAA TIMES INFINITY. (NO ANCHOVY)

[personal profile] doorwasopen 2009-11-18 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
C. [OH MY GOD STOP TALKING FLIPS THE MOTHERFUCKING PIANO.]