IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME!

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

THE IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

HOW DO WE DO THIS CRAZY THING?
1. Post with your character.
2. Others respond with 'truth or dare?'
3. If you choose truth, you must answer COMPLETELY HONESTLY!
4. If dare you MUST CARRY IT OUT! If it involves other players, comment on their posts with the subject line 'Dare.'
5. ??????
6. 400 BABIES!

Comments

The Major

[liebe_krieg]

Oh god I love this meme.

Re: The Major

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare?

The Major

[liebe_krieg]

Truth.

Re: The Major

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

A commander of any body of men or monzters is responsible for two zhings; looking after zheir men, und being brave in battle.

I know you vill never falter at zer second; however, zince I left your services upon true, permanent death, und vas alone for qvite zome time vith no vun to look out for me, do you zhink my betrayal vas justified considering I vas abandoned after death?

Re: The Major

[liebe_krieg]

Of course not. What a silly question! Your service was expected to be eternal regardless of what became of you once you perished in battle.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Had I entered Valhalla as vas expected, zhen I certainly vould have provided eternal service. I zuppose it vas fate zhat led me here before you.

[liebe_krieg]

Fate? Nonsense. You were chosen by the whims of this grand city like everyone else here, Rip van Winkle, and for good reason too, I would say!

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Und zometimes I vish zhat vas not zer case.

[liebe_krieg]

Oh, please don't be ridiculous! This is certainly a better fate than the bowels of Hell or the coldness of oblivion or the eternal torment of servitude to the No-Life King, or any of the other destinations one might have expected to await you after your death!

Of course, things would have gone much, much better if we had arrived at the same time, or if I had preceded you. Ah, what might have been...

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Being inzide Zamiel vas....it vas an experience I hope never to repeat.

[liebe_krieg]

And now that the undead tyrant has been permanently dethroned, you never will.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

...After...all zhat has happened betveen us, und considering my premature death before zer great end...


I never had my chance to properly zhank you for ridding zer vorld of my greatest fear und my greatest enemy.

[liebe_krieg]

Your thanks are noted and appreciated, Rip van Winkle. You are welcome! I did not carry out my greatest and most magnificent task for you alone, of course, but after your sacrifice, you deserved to have your tormentor annihilated.

Although while you are dispensing gratitude, you ought to do the same for Warrant Officer Schrodinger. He gave his life to slay the monster, after all.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

...Vith all due respect to zer Varrant Officer, didn't ve all give our lives to slay zer monster of Great Britain und Hellsing itself?

Re: The Major

[quakeblind.livejournal.com]

Truth or dare, creepster.

The Major

[liebe_krieg]

I feel adventurous. Give me a dare!

Re: The Major

[quakeblind.livejournal.com]

Solve a major problem in your life through peaceful diplomacy.

The Major

[liebe_krieg]

Ah, a challenge! Have you any suggestions in particular?

Re: The Major

[quakeblind.livejournal.com]

Preferably something with a person who wants to kick your ass.

Re: The Major

[liebe_krieg]

Ah, but I do not consider that a problem at all, let alone a major one! I love having strong enemies to contend with.

Re: The Major

[quakeblind.livejournal.com]

You have to convince them that a) you're not worth fighting and then b) work things out peacefully.

Re: The Major

[liebe_krieg]

Now, now, fraulein, there can be no retroactive altering of the original terms of the dare. You specified a major problem, not any of the enmities I so enjoy!

i suck at comments :(

[quakeblind.livejournal.com]

You were the one that sounded like you were asking for more detail.

Re: i suck at comments :(

[liebe_krieg]

What a persistent girl you are! Oh, very well then, have it your way. I will go have a chat with Herr Stark then.

Re: i suck at comments :(

[quakeblind.livejournal.com]

Lovely.