KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

Re: AYA BREA

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

Holmes, Watson, Wendy. I'm pretty sure I know what this will be.

Re: AYA BREA

[chondriosome]

What...? I can't answer that! I would never marry, kill, or do... that to a child!

Re: AYA BREA

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

OH RIGHT I MEANT--

Holmes, Watson, Wendy V.

Re: AYA BREA

[chondriosome]

[Sighs.]

Well, that's marginally better...

Kill V. (Nothing personal. I just don't know him very well.)

Screw Watson, I suppose.

Holmes dying once was probably bad enough, so I'll give him a break.

why is he jealous he doesn't even know you

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

You would... choose to marry Holmes over me?

[chondriosome]

Aren't you already married to someone?

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

Not... presently.

[chondriosome]

Same difference.

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

Being married and not being married are completely different.

[chondriosome]

But you're still faithful to someone, aren't you?

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

No. My wife passed away almost a year ago.

[chondriosome]

Oh.

Well then.

/awkward

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

/extremely

I'll just... go.

[chondriosome]

/oh shmoo

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[JUST. GLARING AT. Because while Watson's jealous of Holmes, Graham's jealous of both of them.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Well HA. Watson gets Aya AND tons of Red Bull.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[And a broken face, gd you.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Even with a broken face, he'd still look better than YOU.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Yeah okay, let's double check with the Handsome Men's Club when you're missing half your face.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[One-half of Watson's face is plenty enough to make up for the big missing chunk.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Dude you're missing half a face, no one wants to screw a Two-Face.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Well... no one wants to screw you either. And his face can always heal.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Not when you break it real thoroughly]

Re: AYA BREA

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

The wedding ceremony for Aya and Holmes will be as somber and awkward as a wake.

Re: AYA BREA

[chondriosome]

No kidding.