http://the-sari-virus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-sari-virus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot2009-05-21 01:50 am
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Back to School for You Kids

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!
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[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-22 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not that scary. [Thinks bats are scarier]

But yeah! There totally needs to be robots and monsters! And a GIANT PLANET EATING MONSTER. Like... with a huuuge mouth that's like black whole and sucks anyone who gets to close in and they DIE.

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-22 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
And then Zorro can have giant robot to fight monster with! And the robot will shoot LASERS.

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-22 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH!!! And he can fight badguys and then they'll get sucked in! And they can be awesome together! And they need a super-cool team up theme song! With battle music and POW! and SWOOSH! noises!

[Defltes]
Edited 2009-05-22 23:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-22 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Zorro can team up if it makes it more cool, right? That's how movies work anyway. If it's awesome enough, they've gotta do it!

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah!

[runs and grabs a black cloth, tying it around his head. Swirls the "cape" around him, trying to look intimidating.]

I am Zorro. Va...Vámonos! my robot companion. We must defeat the planet eater, before it is too late for the young Earth colony!

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He opens his mouth to speak, then stops, looking confused.]

...how do robots talk, anyway? I've never tried to be one before.

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
uuuh... [Is puzzled too] Like... all technoy and stuff, without in-inf-inflekshuns. Like "I. AM. A. ROBOT. BOW BEFORE ME. HUMANS." Or something.

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! O-okay!

[He does his best robotic monotone.]

THE PLANET-EATER WILL FALL BEFORE OUR COMBINED MIGHT. IT HAS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE.

Couldn't resist. -dies- XDDDD

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Make your time, planet eater!

[attacks the charred remains of the stove Rorschach set fire to earlier. Carves a biz "Z" on it]

For the people of Mexi.... [Thinks that if it's a space Zorro, he's probably onto bigger things than Mexico] Earth!

[the stove door falls open]

AH, noooo, I'm getting sucked in! Help me... [gives look as if to say "what's your robot name?"]

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
UNIT 42 WILL PROVIDE ASSISTANCE.

[grabs Bruce's shoulder and pulls him away from it, then kicks the oven door closed]

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The stove door pops open, since the lock is charred. Bruce: makes stove voice]

ALL YOUR PLANET ARE BELONG TO ME. HAHAHA

[Attempted Zorro voice]
Thank you Unit 42! But we must stop that monstrosity before all is lost! Can you attack with your... LASERS?

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
AFFIRMATIVE. ACTIVATING LASERS. FIRING AT PLANET-EATER.

[pew, pew! and other laser sounds]

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Swooshes cape and pretends to attack stove with a colored pencil sword]

[Planet-Eater voice]
Aaaaah. CURSE YOU ZORRO! CURSE YOU UNIT 42! I CANNOT- YOU WILL NEVER- hhhhhhh

[tips stove over]
[Zorro voice]

We are victorious my friend! Let us celebrate!
Edited 2009-05-23 02:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
COMMENCE CELEBRATION.

[does the robot. Not all that well, but he's enjoying it anyway.]

[hands Bruce one of the cookies he'd stolen from Megs]

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Does the ZORRO DANCE. Yeah. It's a dance.]
Yeah. Never again will your evil ways plague our galaxy!

[Pulls off "cape" and takes a bite of cookie with a veeery tiny squee of delight]

Thanks! Oh, I'm Bruce, by the way.
Edited 2009-05-23 02:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
My name's Patrick. But I don't like it, cuz it's a boring name.

So you can call me Eel! I'm really slippery and sneaky like one.

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Eel? That's a weird name. Oh well! Hi Eel!

Soooo... now what do you wanna do?

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[pouts] Eel's a cool name.

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well... maybe if you're an electric Eel! Then you could ZAP anyone you touch! [Makes zapping noises]
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