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Yzma | Emperor's New Groove

[yzma_baby]

[is tromping through some forest in the South and looking a bit put out]

That is the last time I let anyone get directions from a squirrel! It's a squirrel! It's supposed to be nuts! [pulls at her face in frustration] I am two seconds from arresting everything in this forest!

[which she would except for the small eensy teensy matter that she's no longer Empress but also thankfully no longer a small fluffy kitten. At least... not all the way. She likes the tail as a matter of fact, but not being lost]

Doesn't anyone know how to build a street sign any more?

Re: Yzma | Emperor's New Groove

[song_princess]

[And Leanne doesn't know what in all that is holy's name is that?!? She smells old, looks old but... Still a beorc.]

....

[Should she try and offers directions?]

Do you need help?

[Please go away you scary beyond belief woman.]

1/2

[yzma_baby]

No I'm just out for a pleasant stroll in the wilds of nowhere

..3 oops

[yzma_baby]

Of COURSE I NEED HELP! You--!

....

[yzma_baby]

You....

Just what are you anyway? [goes to attempt to pull at a wing.] Some kind of failed experiment?

I don't remember any bird potions getting loose... What did you take? Spoonbill? Or maybe flamingo went badly...

1/IDK YOU TOUCHED HER WING!!!

[song_princess]

[WHY IS THE SCARY BEORC LADY YELLING AT HER?! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BAD!!]

2/3

[song_princess]

[Leanne was about to offer help once more until the wing tug.

3...

2.....

1........]

3/3

[song_princess]

KYAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[QUICKLY ATTEMPTING TO MOVE AWAY!!]

Rude! Don't just touch them!!

[yzma_baby]

[while she's not unused to screams of pain and/or fear, this one startles her. But it doesn't take her a moment until she's back on her feet]

If you drank my potion that makes you partly mine so I will touch whatever it is I want!

[not_the_question]

[The Doctor, having newly arrived, is lost and confused, mostly due to his loss of Time Sense. One of his hands is clapping out a steady beat. It's the only way he can feel time here. But he hears the attempt at a pun and he can't help but comment.]

Well, it's not quite pun-tastic, but good attempt.

[yzma_baby]

[she hadn't quite known she was making a pun ... but the applause and the appearance of a man in strange clothes throws her a bit]

Why uh..thank you... [after a second glance to make sure she has no idea who in the world he is.] And you are...?

[not_the_question]

I'm the Doctor. Doctor Pun-tastic.

[He's being a little over-happy, which Yzma probaby doesn't realise, but he is.]

And what about you?

[yzma_baby]

Hello, Doctor...Pun-tastic. [it hurts even saying that]

I am Yzma... Empress and etcetera. [the tip of her fluffy tail swishes in faint annoyance. He doesn't look like the strong stupid type who would bow to her every whim... so she'd better be careful

annd smile]

But you can call me Yzma... aheh... Do you perchance know where I might be?

Re: Yzma | Emperor's New Groove

[acheat]

[hahaha oh wow look at this. Jarlaxle had forgotten just what old humans looked like.

... Maybe she was undead.

She also didn't look like she belonged in the forest, but considering the ancient old lady had just been proclaiming she would arrest everything here? Slightly less than inclined to help.]

Street signs are not quite heard of in forests though, are they?

[Lounging in a tree, head propped in his hands, watching her with no small amount of amusement. Oh who knew. Maybe she was just.... grumpy.]

[yzma_baby]

They will if I have anything to say about it! [and she will one day. Oh believe you her] And who, might I ask, are you?

[acheat]

If it pleases you, good madame.

[The mercenary tipped his hat pleasantly]

Jarlaxle, head of the house of Bregan D'aerthe. And may I have the pleasure of knowing your name?

[yzma_baby]

Yzma, Empress, Sorceress [half cat] etcetera

[she doesn't even know if she can pronounce his title but it doesn't really matter]

Can you possibly tell me where I am Jar Jar Darth.... whatever...

Re: Yzma | Emperor's New Groove

[sellsthneeds]

[Once was having an internal struggle with being revolted and being raised by a Southern Momma who would flay him if he didn't try to help a lost elderly lady. ]

Typically, there aren't street signs in forests.

[Not until you cut down all of the trees and kill an entire eco-system. Then you make your own.!]

Do you want help?

[yzma_baby]

Well whatever. When I take back command that will be the first thing to be installed.

You may help yes. Take me to the capital! [imperial point]

[sellsthneeds]

I'll lead you to a Welcome House.

[yzma_baby]

Lead? Don't you mean carry? [she's not walking this entire jungle! She's far too important for that kind of menial labor]

[killer_kwinn]

[Harley was having an nice pleasant day walking her winner dog and her stuff/burned/with a big hole through it beaver who is attached to a skateboard. That is until she heard all the hears all the shouting. Thinking that someone might be in trouble she goes to investigate.]

Holee-wrinklee-olee!

[Yep, that's the first thing out of her mouth when she sees Yzma. Well, at least the old lady looks like she hasn't been physically harmed.]

Could ya be any louder? I don't think people on the other side a' the city heard ya yet.

[yzma_baby]

The entire world will hear me if I don't get out of this meforsaken death trap!


... What in the world is on your wheel board?

[killer_kwinn]

Not really much a' a death trap here. Now if ya were in the Western district, that would be a death trap. They have giant people eatin' spiders there.

[At her question, she looks at the beaver before looking back at her with a grin.]

Oh, that's my beaver, Bernie.

Re: Yzma | Emperor's New Groove

[younghero]

Are you a witch?