November & December Test Drive Meme

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It's that time again!

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[sexy_bluebox]

Sexy turns around at the voice, hair whipping over her face. Her grin is palpable when she spots River, eyebrows relaxing from their confused scrunch to a gleeful sort of wonder that River will probably recognize (if anyone's going to pick up habits, it's the unbelievably old box he's been galavanting around in). "Well it seems to be ringing, darling."

"It isn't like he can go anywhere if he doesn't answer." Sexy sniffs, offering a slight shrug. Simple, it isn't as though he'll be able to get her to move without her. "I assume the curiosity will get to him, either way. It hardly ever rings. Shouldn't very well be able to ring, but then there are quite a lot of things that shouldn't be able to happen that manage to do well anyway."

She gestures to her entire person, as if to say, what can you do?

[tardisdiary]

Hold on a moment. River knew that look all too well and that drew her in a bit more as she approaches. "Unless of course the time vortex reroutes the call to someone else. Like, say his wife who was in prison at the time."

However, considering the woman mentioned him and seemed to know him as intimately as River did...There should really only be one other being that did. "Then again, if a certain TARDIS is calling herself, he might not hear it right away. He never did like staying in place after all. Even when she was parked."

[sexy_bluebox]

"It's not the time vortex that usually does that bit." Sexy turns a little more toward River, phone held loosely in her hand - she's not particularly listening to the endless ringing anymore. Help has come to her, in the form of a very wonderful companion, one of the loveliest she's ever had the pleasure of carrying.

"You know, I don't think I ask for very much, do I?" No answer, so she hangs up, brow furrowing a bit as she does. "I come when I'm called, quite reliable in that way, I think. But no, he gets to go parading about, doesn't he - my gosh, how do you put up with it?"

The end of her sentence becomes less about the Doctor and more about the corset she's just noticed she's wearing, which she tugs on, inhaling as deeply as she can.

[tardisdiary]

River just kind of stares as her suspicions are concerned and well. Lets just say The Doctor wasn't the only one that wanted to meet a certain ship face to face. River smirked as she watched her.

"I've never had a complaint about your reliability. You've always been absolutely wonderful whenever I've been at the console. Some people simply need to learn how to drive better." Unless she liked the rough handling by The Doctor... well. Though River had a feeling the TARDIS wasn't referring to a certain husband with her when it came to that last remark.

"Very carefully. Personally, full on corsets were always a pain to wear. Loved the shaping, hated the lack of breathing." Already River's moving over to her. "Here, lets loosen that up a little." And if Sexy will allow, River will do just that.

[sexy_bluebox]

It is a bit much, the first time round. Sexy will never forget the look on the Doctor's face that very first time, the time they talked. She isn't surprised by the staring (could even say she's used to it in her box form, that first time, bigger on the inside).

"Certainly," Sexy nods, smiling as she remembers River at her helm, piloting her smoothly from point a to point b (a rarity that does not go unnoticed). "You always did remember to read the manual. Something I very sincerely appreciate, I'll have you know."

Sexy did have moments of solidarity with the Doctor in terms of recklessness - they did have to have something in common, didn't they, to go galavanting about the galaxy for over 900 years - but she did tend to have more of a sense of propriety than he did. Chalk it up to her being older - or her being a woman - but the fact remained either way.

"Oof," Sexy allowed River to loosen the binding, ribcage finally allowed to expand. Last time, she'd assumed the difficulty was because the body was shutting down, but perhaps that wasn't entirely the case. "Oh, thank you."

[tardisdiary]

"Of course, It was quite the fascinating read though, it helped that you showed me what to do my first time." Anyone hearing that might take that wildly out of context and River didn't care. She tugged at the lacing, finally allowing the TARDIS to breathe.

"You're very welcome. Whoever laced this must have been a bit of a sadist. But,you should be able to breathe properly now at least." She tied up the lacing to keep it from getting caught on anything. "So... you're the TARDIS, outside of the ship. I have to admit, that's a new one on me. But, here's a question. What do I call you?"

[sexy_bluebox]

"I try to make it interesting." Oh, it could absolutely be taken as innuendo, but Sexy is mostly oblivious to that fact. She heaves in a deep breath, grateful that the corset had been loosened. She smoothes down the bundle of dress skirts, offering River a thankful smile.

"That tends to be the bit. Men." She's seen her fair share, especially on Gallifrey. There's a reason all TARDIS' were female. "Yes. Bit confusing, but you understand confusing, of course. The universe constantly aims to surprise." She shrugs a little, brushing her hair back over her shoulder.

"Well," Sexy can't help the fond smirk that quirks the edges of her mouth. "I suppose I'm called 'Sexy'."

[tardisdiary]

If anyone understood the universe being confusing, it's River Song. Not to mention, she's not surprised by 'Sexy's lack of picking up on the innuendo and just found herself tempted to run with it a bit.

Then again..."Sexy. Is that what he calls you when no one's around?" As incredulous as she sounds, River's not really surprised.

"I'm not sure if I should feel jealous or honored that I share my husband with you if he's calling another woman sexy behind my back." Lets face it, River's never going to let The Doctor live this one down next time she sees him.

[sexy_bluebox]

She's very much like the Doctor in that way, but even for him there's only a certain level of innuendo one can reach before he finally notices. A very fun game, however, that River and Jack had always managed to make entertaining during their time onboard.

"All he ever calls me, really." She grins, eyebrows rising playfully. Of everyone, River will certainly be the best to utilize that information. Let it not be said Sexy isn't just as ridiculous as the rest of them.

"To be perfectly fair, I think I look quite well for my age, yeah?" All in all, it could be much worse. "Besides, I hardly think it matters when we both know nothing gets him better than a multi-stage dynamorphic power converter!" Her own joke sends her into giggles, but more for the fact that it's true.