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gotosleep_idiot2009-06-13 11:42 pm
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Stranger: asl?
You: Huh?
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Stranger: YOU BIG GAY BABY
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You: Hey-la!
Stranger: asl?
You: Umm...sixteen, female, across the river.
Stranger: 18 male other side of the river from you
You: Eww, I'm talking to some brain-missing ugly?
Stranger: um no i dont think so
You: You shouldn't even be able to get pings from us. How'd you trick the rings?
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about
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You: Your interface ring? You really ARE brain-missing.
Stranger: your a fucking loser
You: Um, I'd say considering I'M a pretty, and you're still some awkward little ugly, that makes YOU the loser.
You: And how are you eighteen, anyway? Did the operation not work for you? That sucks.
Stranger: i bet you have no friends
You: Plenty, actually. I'm a full-fledged member of the Crims, after all.
Stranger: go eat a dick
You: Why? That's so gross.
Stranger: your so gross
You: Again, I'm pretty, and you're not.
Stranger: im sure dogs think that
You: I don't think there ARE dogs anymore.
Stranger: you know what you should do?
You: Go to a bash? Great idea!
You: I could use some champagne.
Stranger: i would have said go die
WHY IS THIS SO FUN
You: That's a bit forward, don't you think?
Stranger: yes, i do think
Stranger: but i dont care
You: Fine. I think the most you need to know is I'm a Special. Good enough?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you like pizza?
You: Yeah, I guess.
Stranger: AWESOME
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Tally. And yours?
Stranger: alex
You: That's a weird name.
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's pretty common here
Stranger: tally is weird
You: Is not! It's perfectly normal.
Stranger: tally ho
He seemed so patient. D:
You: That's a pretty strange thing to ask upon arrival.
You: But yes, I am.
Stranger: y so strange
You: Most people ask "Where am I?" or "What the hell is this place?" or they go so far as "Tell me where the hell I am before I blow your head off."
You: Then I have to play meet-and-greet. It gets extremely dull.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well i like to kick it off nicely
You: Good. I don't get enough of that here.
You: The people who come here are always so angry.
Stranger: im a nice guy...a little horny...but just trying to have fun
You: ...that's definitely a new one.
Stranger: ahahha
You: For everyone except that creepy pink-haired girl, sex is the last thing on their minds.
Stranger: hahaah
Stranger: how old are you
You: Seventeen.
Stranger: good im 17 too
Stranger: u like big cock?
You: Okay, you know when I said sex is the last thing on anyone's mind?
You: That applies to me too.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: y
You: Because I have more important things to do, like get the robots out of here and find out how the hell Thomas Jefferson can stop time. And how so much spaghetti Bolognese ended up in my house.
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I can't believe this ended the way it did.
You: Hello.
You: Let me guess.
You: New arrival, and you're freaking out because you can't go home.
Stranger: wat?
You: Well, let me steer you somewhere. There's Ratchet's medbay, there's a talking mansion, stay away from the opera house, and if you see a bloody guy with a pyramid for a head dragging a knife? Run. Just run. Also, avoid the giant robots.
Stranger: thanx