Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

Comments

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[Looks around the hellhole daycare and sulks. What a boring looking place. He wants to go see Zorro!]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[pokes]

Heeeeeeey. Whatcha doing?

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Ak! [Looks surprised. Someone touched him! Glares at Plas.]

I'm not doing anything. Except getting poked by you. But tonight I'm gonna go see a Zorro movie!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Zorro's okay, I guess. It doesn't have any guns or mobsters in it though.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

It totally has guns! [Waves arms] Zorro just doesn't need them. But the bad guys use them and then Zorro comes in WOSH and then he beats their butts! Way cooler than guns!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

But I like the big Tommy Guns that go rat-tat-tat-tat-tat and shoot reeeeaaally fast! Zorro movies don't have those.

Oh! I like Zorro's cape though. It's really fwooshy.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Isn't it cool? It's like the fwooshiest cape ever! Like an "I am the night!" cape.

Yeah, the guns in Zorro aren't that fast... Wouldn't it be cool if there were like a future Zorro who had to fight mobsters? He's totally win.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

If night had a cape, it would totally be a Zorro cape.

A future Zorro would be awesome! 'cept it would have to be in space. And instead of Tornado, he could have a jet!

pffft <3

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

In... space? That's weird. But kinda cool! So then... he would have to have a special call button, since you can't whistle to a jet. But it'd still have to be black!

So he could have like a black space-helmet instead of a mask, cause he doesn't breathe in space.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

But he's Zorro! He could breathe in space if he wanted to.

And he can fight aliens and robot mobsters! And maybe clowns. Clowns are scary.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

They're not that scary. [Thinks bats are scarier]

But yeah! There totally needs to be robots and monsters! And a GIANT PLANET EATING MONSTER. Like... with a huuuge mouth that's like black whole and sucks anyone who gets to close in and they DIE.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

And then Zorro can have giant robot to fight monster with! And the robot will shoot LASERS.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

YEAH!!! And he can fight badguys and then they'll get sucked in! And they can be awesome together! And they need a super-cool team up theme song! With battle music and POW! and SWOOSH! noises!

[Defltes]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Zorro can team up if it makes it more cool, right? That's how movies work anyway. If it's awesome enough, they've gotta do it!

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah!

[runs and grabs a black cloth, tying it around his head. Swirls the "cape" around him, trying to look intimidating.]

I am Zorro. Va...Vámonos! my robot companion. We must defeat the planet eater, before it is too late for the young Earth colony!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[He opens his mouth to speak, then stops, looking confused.]

...how do robots talk, anyway? I've never tried to be one before.

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

uuuh... [Is puzzled too] Like... all technoy and stuff, without in-inf-inflekshuns. Like "I. AM. A. ROBOT. BOW BEFORE ME. HUMANS." Or something.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Oh! O-okay!

[He does his best robotic monotone.]

THE PLANET-EATER WILL FALL BEFORE OUR COMBINED MIGHT. IT HAS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE.

Couldn't resist. -dies- XDDDD

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Make your time, planet eater!

[attacks the charred remains of the stove Rorschach set fire to earlier. Carves a biz "Z" on it]

For the people of Mexi.... [Thinks that if it's a space Zorro, he's probably onto bigger things than Mexico] Earth!

[the stove door falls open]

AH, noooo, I'm getting sucked in! Help me... [gives look as if to say "what's your robot name?"]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

UNIT 42 WILL PROVIDE ASSISTANCE.

[grabs Bruce's shoulder and pulls him away from it, then kicks the oven door closed]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[The stove door pops open, since the lock is charred. Bruce: makes stove voice]

ALL YOUR PLANET ARE BELONG TO ME. HAHAHA

[Attempted Zorro voice]
Thank you Unit 42! But we must stop that monstrosity before all is lost! Can you attack with your... LASERS?

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE. ACTIVATING LASERS. FIRING AT PLANET-EATER.

[pew, pew! and other laser sounds]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[Swooshes cape and pretends to attack stove with a colored pencil sword]

[Planet-Eater voice]
Aaaaah. CURSE YOU ZORRO! CURSE YOU UNIT 42! I CANNOT- YOU WILL NEVER- hhhhhhh

[tips stove over]
[Zorro voice]

We are victorious my friend! Let us celebrate!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

COMMENCE CELEBRATION.

[does the robot. Not all that well, but he's enjoying it anyway.]

[hands Bruce one of the cookies he'd stolen from Megs]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[Does the ZORRO DANCE. Yeah. It's a dance.]
Yeah. Never again will your evil ways plague our galaxy!

[Pulls off "cape" and takes a bite of cookie with a veeery tiny squee of delight]

Thanks! Oh, I'm Bruce, by the way.