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gotosleep_idiot2010-01-15 12:09 am
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because it's always funnier to be a jerk
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER
You: FRAG YOU TOO, FLESHBAG
You: YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF CARBON MOLECULES
You: YOU DISGUSTING SAC OF FATS AND PROTEINS
You: I SHOULD KILL YOU NOW
You: IF I KNEW WHERE YOU WERE
You: I WILL SETTLE FOR TAKING OVER YOUR MISERABLE PLANET AND RAZING ITS SURFACE
Stranger: I WILL RAPE YOU
You: I SINCERELY DOUBT YOU CAN RAPE AN AIRPLANE
Stranger: Oh buddy you haven't seen what I can do
You: I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
You: You are human
You: therefore mostly you can wander around
You: and explode in a shower of red when I step on and/or shoot you
Stranger: Oh you don't know I'm human bitch nigga
You: I am not a 'bitch nigga'. 'glitching knockoff afthole' perhaps
You: at least use proper terminology
You: stupid monkey
Stranger: Sorry nigga
You: No, now you've offended me.
Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER
You: Now I'm going to have to summon armies of killer robots to detonate your hometown
Stranger: I WILL RAPE YOU
You: Sorry is just not going to cut it here
You: What did I say
You: I am an F-15 Eagle
You: you could TRY
Stranger: SORRY YOU DUMB FUCKING AIRPLANE NIGGER
You: but with your human equipment it'd just
You: be really laughable honestly
You: YOU'RE dumb
Stranger: I AM A BEAR
Stranger: :O
Stranger: You
Stranger: Made me cry
You: THEN CRY
You: SIT THERE AND CRY
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAP
You: That's what I thought
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER
You: FRAG YOU TOO, FLESHBAG
You: YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF CARBON MOLECULES
You: YOU DISGUSTING SAC OF FATS AND PROTEINS
You: I SHOULD KILL YOU NOW
You: IF I KNEW WHERE YOU WERE
You: I WILL SETTLE FOR TAKING OVER YOUR MISERABLE PLANET AND RAZING ITS SURFACE
Stranger: I WILL RAPE YOU
You: I SINCERELY DOUBT YOU CAN RAPE AN AIRPLANE
Stranger: Oh buddy you haven't seen what I can do
You: I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
You: You are human
You: therefore mostly you can wander around
You: and explode in a shower of red when I step on and/or shoot you
Stranger: Oh you don't know I'm human bitch nigga
You: I am not a 'bitch nigga'. 'glitching knockoff afthole' perhaps
You: at least use proper terminology
You: stupid monkey
Stranger: Sorry nigga
You: No, now you've offended me.
Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER
You: Now I'm going to have to summon armies of killer robots to detonate your hometown
Stranger: I WILL RAPE YOU
You: Sorry is just not going to cut it here
You: What did I say
You: I am an F-15 Eagle
You: you could TRY
Stranger: SORRY YOU DUMB FUCKING AIRPLANE NIGGER
You: but with your human equipment it'd just
You: be really laughable honestly
You: YOU'RE dumb
Stranger: I AM A BEAR
Stranger: :O
Stranger: You
Stranger: Made me cry
You: THEN CRY
You: SIT THERE AND CRY
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAP
You: That's what I thought
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna get married and have children together>?
You: I am unfortunately incapable of such an action
Stranger: aw why not
You: Because your species and mine are likely incompatible
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: y not
You: I am a silicon based life form; the vast majority of beings utilizing this system are carbon based.
You: Furthermore, at this stage in my life it would be illogical for me to either pursue a mate or generate spawn
Stranger: aw man
Stranger: silicon life forms are my favorite too
You: That is a logical conclusion.
Stranger: so what brings a silicon life form like you to omegle?
You: Curiosity and research, primarily
Stranger: oh thats cool
You: And yourself?
Stranger: well
Stranger: im looking for a husband or wife or a silicon based life form to get married to
You: I am afraid that as I stated earlier, I am uninterested in marriage.
You: My apologies. I wish you luck in your search.
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: wanna get married and have children together>?
You: I am unfortunately incapable of such an action
Stranger: aw why not
You: Because your species and mine are likely incompatible
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: y not
You: I am a silicon based life form; the vast majority of beings utilizing this system are carbon based.
You: Furthermore, at this stage in my life it would be illogical for me to either pursue a mate or generate spawn
Stranger: aw man
Stranger: silicon life forms are my favorite too
You: That is a logical conclusion.
Stranger: so what brings a silicon life form like you to omegle?
You: Curiosity and research, primarily
Stranger: oh thats cool
You: And yourself?
Stranger: well
Stranger: im looking for a husband or wife or a silicon based life form to get married to
You: I am afraid that as I stated earlier, I am uninterested in marriage.
You: My apologies. I wish you luck in your search.
Stranger: thankyou
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: usa, you?
You: Germany, originally.
Stranger: cool. and then you moved to the usa? 
You: No. I went to England.
Stranger: cool. I always wanted to go there. :)
You: It was fun.
You: We bombed them.
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has been disconnected.
Stranger: usa, you?
You: Germany, originally.
Stranger: cool. and then you moved to the usa? 
You: No. I went to England.
Stranger: cool. I always wanted to go there. :)
You: It was fun.
You: We bombed them.
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has been disconnected.
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Stranger: Talk dirty to me
You: Um...
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Asl?
You: ...what is that?
Stranger: Age sex location
You: Umm...
You: I'm not sure anymore...female, and...Nautilus.
Stranger: Age
You: I don't remember. I've lost track...
You: I'm sorry...
Stranger: What are you 90
Stranger: Virgin
Stranger: ?
You: Oh, those are the ones who can see Elizabeth, right?
You: I can see her.
You: ...so I'm a virgin...
Stranger: Sex blow jobs anal cum vaginas
You: What?
Stranger: Do you like
You: I don't understand anything you just said. Sorry...
You: Um...
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Asl?
You: ...what is that?
Stranger: Age sex location
You: Umm...
You: I'm not sure anymore...female, and...Nautilus.
Stranger: Age
You: I don't remember. I've lost track...
You: I'm sorry...
Stranger: What are you 90
Stranger: Virgin
Stranger: ?
You: Oh, those are the ones who can see Elizabeth, right?
You: I can see her.
You: ...so I'm a virgin...
Stranger: Sex blow jobs anal cum vaginas
You: What?
Stranger: Do you like
You: I don't understand anything you just said. Sorry...
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: male
You: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: male
You: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: heyy
You: How are you this evening?
Stranger: good and you?
You: I must confess that i have been better, but so many people have been kind to me today that I can not help but have hope for humanity
Stranger: thats good then:)
You: I think so.
You: Sometimes I fear that in a world with so much anger and violence that there is no room for kindness. I am glad when that fear is shown to be wrong.
Stranger: mhm
You: I suppose that this is not the most cheerful of conversations. Have you read any good books as of late?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: I've been working on my reading, but it is nice to take some time for conversation. And yourself?
Stranger: just hangin out around the house bored
Stranger: what're you reading
You: Commentary on the Sermons of Charles Wesley. I've read it before but I don't have very many books and it is one of my favorites.
You: I try to spend at least three hours a day in study, you see, but I haven't gathered the nerve to visit the library yet.
Stranger: woah haha that's pretty cool i guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: a/s/l/
You: Pardon? what does that mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy
You: How are you this evening?
Stranger: good and you?
You: I must confess that i have been better, but so many people have been kind to me today that I can not help but have hope for humanity
Stranger: thats good then:)
You: I think so.
You: Sometimes I fear that in a world with so much anger and violence that there is no room for kindness. I am glad when that fear is shown to be wrong.
Stranger: mhm
You: I suppose that this is not the most cheerful of conversations. Have you read any good books as of late?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: I've been working on my reading, but it is nice to take some time for conversation. And yourself?
Stranger: just hangin out around the house bored
Stranger: what're you reading
You: Commentary on the Sermons of Charles Wesley. I've read it before but I don't have very many books and it is one of my favorites.
You: I try to spend at least three hours a day in study, you see, but I haven't gathered the nerve to visit the library yet.
Stranger: woah haha that's pretty cool i guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: a/s/l/
You: Pardon? what does that mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Red was boring, so....no one wants to chat with G1!Megatron D:
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2010-01-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You: ....what is this...?
Stranger: no idea
You: Then what use are you to me?!
You: Foolish flesh creature!
Stranger: no use
Stranger: ur retarted.
==
Stranger: r u korean?
You: Korean...? You mistake me for an Earthling?
You: Fool! I am from the planet Cybertron!
You: And shall one day rule your pathetic world, draining its sources of energy!
Stranger: no idea
You: Then what use are you to me?!
You: Foolish flesh creature!
Stranger: no use
Stranger: ur retarted.
==
Stranger: r u korean?
You: Korean...? You mistake me for an Earthling?
You: Fool! I am from the planet Cybertron!
You: And shall one day rule your pathetic world, draining its sources of energy!
Stranger: hi there
You: Hi.
Stranger: howre you
You: ...not sure.
You: A lot's been happening.
Stranger: in life?
Stranger: or in omegle?
You: In life.
You: One of my friends might have murdered another one.
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: for reals?
Stranger: cause thats pretty extreme
You: ...interesting word for it.
You: I know I should be doing something. I WANT to do something, but...
Stranger: hm
Stranger: and so you are asking randoms for advice?
You: No. I'm going solo. I'll handle it on my own.
You: But you asked how I was, and I answered.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so
Stranger: why do you think one of yout friends might have murdered another?
You: She got it on video, and he woke up with blood on his hands.
Stranger: she got what on video?
You: The attack. He wasn't IN the video, but...
You: he uses a very distinctive weapon. It's really damning evidence.
Stranger: your friend uses a distinctive weapon?
Stranger: he fights enough people to have a destinctive weapon?
Stranger: *distinctive
You: Well, he's the only one in the city with null rays.
Stranger: uh whut?
Stranger: your freind fights with null rays?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: is he starscream?
Stranger: or one of the seekers?
You: ...yeah, it's...it's Starscream.
Stranger: wooooo
You: How did you know?
Stranger: cause i know my transformers
You: I didn't know any of them, before coming here.
You: They exist in your world?
Stranger: yes, as commercial entertainment
You: ...what? Really?
Stranger: yup
You: He doesn't seem the type to do that.
Stranger: do what?
Stranger: be entertainment?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: yeah, hes actually not on alot
Stranger: its mostly sam witwicke
You: Who?
Stranger: Ladiesman217?
You: No dice.
Stranger: well
Stranger: then i dont know
You: [shrugs]
Stranger: so who are you?
You: My name's Tally.
Stranger: ive never met anyone named tally. Cool
Stranger: Im Chris
You: Weird name.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so null rays then
You: Yeah.
You: Everyone's debating whether he killed her, and it's almost getting annoying.
Stranger: i dont remember starscream killing anyone
You: Well, he's killed before. Ratchet, and Cyrus. But I don't think he killed Sari. He wouldn't.
Stranger: well bumblebee did take that one shot
Stranger: meant for her
You: Speaking of, I have to go. I'm meeting him at the Pineapple to go over the security footage.
You: I think Starscream's forgotten he gave me the access codes. Oh well.
You have disconnected.
You: Hi.
Stranger: howre you
You: ...not sure.
You: A lot's been happening.
Stranger: in life?
Stranger: or in omegle?
You: In life.
You: One of my friends might have murdered another one.
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: for reals?
Stranger: cause thats pretty extreme
You: ...interesting word for it.
You: I know I should be doing something. I WANT to do something, but...
Stranger: hm
Stranger: and so you are asking randoms for advice?
You: No. I'm going solo. I'll handle it on my own.
You: But you asked how I was, and I answered.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so
Stranger: why do you think one of yout friends might have murdered another?
You: She got it on video, and he woke up with blood on his hands.
Stranger: she got what on video?
You: The attack. He wasn't IN the video, but...
You: he uses a very distinctive weapon. It's really damning evidence.
Stranger: your friend uses a distinctive weapon?
Stranger: he fights enough people to have a destinctive weapon?
Stranger: *distinctive
You: Well, he's the only one in the city with null rays.
Stranger: uh whut?
Stranger: your freind fights with null rays?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: is he starscream?
Stranger: or one of the seekers?
You: ...yeah, it's...it's Starscream.
Stranger: wooooo
You: How did you know?
Stranger: cause i know my transformers
You: I didn't know any of them, before coming here.
You: They exist in your world?
Stranger: yes, as commercial entertainment
You: ...what? Really?
Stranger: yup
You: He doesn't seem the type to do that.
Stranger: do what?
Stranger: be entertainment?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: yeah, hes actually not on alot
Stranger: its mostly sam witwicke
You: Who?
Stranger: Ladiesman217?
You: No dice.
Stranger: well
Stranger: then i dont know
You: [shrugs]
Stranger: so who are you?
You: My name's Tally.
Stranger: ive never met anyone named tally. Cool
Stranger: Im Chris
You: Weird name.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so null rays then
You: Yeah.
You: Everyone's debating whether he killed her, and it's almost getting annoying.
Stranger: i dont remember starscream killing anyone
You: Well, he's killed before. Ratchet, and Cyrus. But I don't think he killed Sari. He wouldn't.
Stranger: well bumblebee did take that one shot
Stranger: meant for her
You: Speaking of, I have to go. I'm meeting him at the Pineapple to go over the security footage.
You: I think Starscream's forgotten he gave me the access codes. Oh well.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hay!
You: Greetings
Stranger: how you doin?
You: Well, to be honest, not well.
Stranger: why not?
You: Well, you see. I have been framed for the murder of my own-... er. My own daughter.
Stranger: mmhm
You: Well, she's not really my daughter.
You: More like adopted daughter.'
You: But either way... she's missing and the entire city thinks ill of me.
Stranger: interesting
You: And while I usually enjoy the emnity of others, in this case, I simply miss her.
Stranger: well I gotta poop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Greetings
Stranger: how you doin?
You: Well, to be honest, not well.
Stranger: why not?
You: Well, you see. I have been framed for the murder of my own-... er. My own daughter.
Stranger: mmhm
You: Well, she's not really my daughter.
You: More like adopted daughter.'
You: But either way... she's missing and the entire city thinks ill of me.
Stranger: interesting
You: And while I usually enjoy the emnity of others, in this case, I simply miss her.
Stranger: well I gotta poop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: What is asl?
Stranger: you first
Stranger: asl means age sex and location
Stranger: are you korean?
You: Do not be silly. To what purpose should I give that information?
You: I am not. What is Korean?
You: Are you insulting my intelligence?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: These random conversations are silly and pointless. What is the purpose?
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: This is quite dull. What do you do for amusement?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: This foolishness again? I hardly see why it ought to matter that I am female or where I am
You: And I most certainly shall not inform you of my age.
Stranger: i don't english well
You: Clearly
Stranger: understand hard
Stranger: sorry
You: You most certainly should be sorry. What point is there in participating in a communication forum that you are unable to adequately express yourself within?
You: How embarressing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: nasl pls
You: What nonsense is this now?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ?
You: You dare to laugh at me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hello-- this again? What possible reason do I have to tell you?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: none
Stranger: it isnt tht important
Stranger: why dont you get off ur period an then come back and talk to me
You: You are surely the fourth or fifth person to ask that foolish question and I have yet to receive an adequate answer.
You: How dare you!
Stranger: i dont understand how someone could freak out over such a quasi-issue
Stranger: honestly
You: I do not 'freak out.'
Stranger: youd make more friends if you pulled the stick outta your ass
You: I do beleive that I would have more satisfaction if I were to take a red-hot metal rod to your fragile external male genitalia.
You: I hae no need of friends.
Stranger: it must be sad for you
Stranger: your life is so empty and meaningless
You: Nonsense. I possess everything that I desire.
Stranger: like a razor so you can cut yourself
You: I have several razors and I perfer to take my cut out of the flesh of those who dare to insult me.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what are you
Stranger: from greek fuckin mythology
You: I am a Queen. I do not expect a no-one like yourself to understand matters of the State.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: makes sense now
You: Good.
Stranger: sso you have no friends so you come on omegle and pretend to be a regal queen
Stranger: sounds fun
You: I do not need to pretend to be anything.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: What is asl?
Stranger: you first
Stranger: asl means age sex and location
Stranger: are you korean?
You: Do not be silly. To what purpose should I give that information?
You: I am not. What is Korean?
You: Are you insulting my intelligence?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: These random conversations are silly and pointless. What is the purpose?
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: This is quite dull. What do you do for amusement?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: This foolishness again? I hardly see why it ought to matter that I am female or where I am
You: And I most certainly shall not inform you of my age.
Stranger: i don't english well
You: Clearly
Stranger: understand hard
Stranger: sorry
You: You most certainly should be sorry. What point is there in participating in a communication forum that you are unable to adequately express yourself within?
You: How embarressing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: nasl pls
You: What nonsense is this now?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ?
You: You dare to laugh at me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hello-- this again? What possible reason do I have to tell you?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: none
Stranger: it isnt tht important
Stranger: why dont you get off ur period an then come back and talk to me
You: You are surely the fourth or fifth person to ask that foolish question and I have yet to receive an adequate answer.
You: How dare you!
Stranger: i dont understand how someone could freak out over such a quasi-issue
Stranger: honestly
You: I do not 'freak out.'
Stranger: youd make more friends if you pulled the stick outta your ass
You: I do beleive that I would have more satisfaction if I were to take a red-hot metal rod to your fragile external male genitalia.
You: I hae no need of friends.
Stranger: it must be sad for you
Stranger: your life is so empty and meaningless
You: Nonsense. I possess everything that I desire.
Stranger: like a razor so you can cut yourself
You: I have several razors and I perfer to take my cut out of the flesh of those who dare to insult me.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what are you
Stranger: from greek fuckin mythology
You: I am a Queen. I do not expect a no-one like yourself to understand matters of the State.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: makes sense now
You: Good.
Stranger: sso you have no friends so you come on omegle and pretend to be a regal queen
Stranger: sounds fun
You: I do not need to pretend to be anything.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: Hello.
You: What is going on?
Stranger: nothing muchh and you?
You: Not much. Wasp is kind of bored. :( 'Bots keep disconnecting when Wasp talks to them. Wasp feels like nobot wants to talk to him.
You: :(
You: Stranger-bot isn't going to disconnect, is he? D:
Stranger: oh ims orry
Stranger: il talk to you
Stranger: :)
You: Oh, good! :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Wasp does not have many friends :( But that is because Bumblebot tells dirty lies.
You: Wasp.
Stranger: poor wasp
Stranger: go sting bumblebot
You: Wasp should >[
You: But Bumblebot's friends get in the way B|
Stranger: whos bumblebots friend
Stranger: a girl /boy you like?
Stranger: or a bully?
Stranger: why they get in the way
You: Medic-bot, Opti-bot, Ninja-bot (Ninja-bot is okay, Wasp guesses).
You: They don't want Wasp to get his revenge >[
Stranger: OH SORRY WASP
Stranger: im gona go
Stranger: i have to get off the computer
Stranger: i love you wasp
Stranger: bye :)
Stranger: <3
You: Thanks... :) <3?
Stranger: heart ::)!
You: :)!
You: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: HEY
You: Hello.
You: What is going on?
Stranger: nothing muchh and you?
You: Not much. Wasp is kind of bored. :( 'Bots keep disconnecting when Wasp talks to them. Wasp feels like nobot wants to talk to him.
You: :(
You: Stranger-bot isn't going to disconnect, is he? D:
Stranger: oh ims orry
Stranger: il talk to you
Stranger: :)
You: Oh, good! :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Wasp does not have many friends :( But that is because Bumblebot tells dirty lies.
You: Wasp.
Stranger: poor wasp
Stranger: go sting bumblebot
You: Wasp should >[
You: But Bumblebot's friends get in the way B|
Stranger: whos bumblebots friend
Stranger: a girl /boy you like?
Stranger: or a bully?
Stranger: why they get in the way
You: Medic-bot, Opti-bot, Ninja-bot (Ninja-bot is okay, Wasp guesses).
You: They don't want Wasp to get his revenge >[
Stranger: OH SORRY WASP
Stranger: im gona go
Stranger: i have to get off the computer
Stranger: i love you wasp
Stranger: bye :)
Stranger: <3
You: Thanks... :) <3?
Stranger: heart ::)!
You: :)!
You: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This thing on?
Stranger: i have a question
You: Okay!
Stranger: if was to ask an asian person
Stranger: ' what type of asian are you?'
Stranger: they should get offended?
Stranger: i don;t
You: Are asians easily offended?
You: It's not like they wear their factions on their chests or anything so sometimes you've got to ask.
Stranger: cos this girl had a major spaz at me for asking
Stranger: ' you're so racist'
Stranger: its like, wtf die.
You: ....you want her to die because she got offended?
Stranger: she slapped me.
Stranger: square on the face.
You: That's kind of a normal response, I think.
You: But wanting her to DIE? That's kinda harsh.
Stranger: shes not normal, she's asian.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: This thing on?
Stranger: i have a question
You: Okay!
Stranger: if was to ask an asian person
Stranger: ' what type of asian are you?'
Stranger: they should get offended?
Stranger: i don;t
You: Are asians easily offended?
You: It's not like they wear their factions on their chests or anything so sometimes you've got to ask.
Stranger: cos this girl had a major spaz at me for asking
Stranger: ' you're so racist'
Stranger: its like, wtf die.
You: ....you want her to die because she got offended?
Stranger: she slapped me.
Stranger: square on the face.
You: That's kind of a normal response, I think.
You: But wanting her to DIE? That's kinda harsh.
Stranger: shes not normal, she's asian.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: Hello, mate
Stranger: hey
You: what's crackin?
Stranger: Meh, nm, U?
You: Just working mostly'
You: or rather, looking like Im working
You: I don't have to do much work, yeh? Cause I'm sleepin with my boss.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: You sir, are a winner.
You: I know, right?
Stranger: Ya lol
Stranger: hey
You: what's crackin?
Stranger: Meh, nm, U?
You: Just working mostly'
You: or rather, looking like Im working
You: I don't have to do much work, yeh? Cause I'm sleepin with my boss.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: You sir, are a winner.
You: I know, right?
Stranger: Ya lol
your fabulousness in bed hardly excuses you from work. B|
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: i picked you a flower, but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head :(, so i killed it and got you this piece of grass instead:D
You: That was nice!
You: Too bad the other flower bit Stranger-bot :(
Stranger: yes:(
You: Wasp is sorry to hear that.
You: Luckily, flowers do not bite Wasp very often.
Stranger: ohwell i got you piece of grass :)
You: Wasp is not sure what he will do with grass...
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: your a wasp ?
You: ...Wasp is Wasp's name, yes.
Stranger: im confuzed :(
You: Sorry. :( Wasp does not want Stranger-bot to be confused.
Stranger: k
Stranger: can you explain please
You: Explain what?
Stranger: wasp ?
You: Wasp is Wasp's name!
Stranger: so your names wasp
You: Yes.
Stranger: k and your how old ?
You: Wasp has been operational for over one thousand stellar cycles.
Stranger: can you talk normaly
Stranger: and tell the truth
You: WASP IS TALKING NORMALLY! >[
You: WASP TALKS FINE!!!111!!1J!@
You: !!
Stranger: im sorry
You have disconnected.
You: Hello!
Stranger: i picked you a flower, but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head :(, so i killed it and got you this piece of grass instead:D
You: That was nice!
You: Too bad the other flower bit Stranger-bot :(
Stranger: yes:(
You: Wasp is sorry to hear that.
You: Luckily, flowers do not bite Wasp very often.
Stranger: ohwell i got you piece of grass :)
You: Wasp is not sure what he will do with grass...
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: your a wasp ?
You: ...Wasp is Wasp's name, yes.
Stranger: im confuzed :(
You: Sorry. :( Wasp does not want Stranger-bot to be confused.
Stranger: k
Stranger: can you explain please
You: Explain what?
Stranger: wasp ?
You: Wasp is Wasp's name!
Stranger: so your names wasp
You: Yes.
Stranger: k and your how old ?
You: Wasp has been operational for over one thousand stellar cycles.
Stranger: can you talk normaly
Stranger: and tell the truth
You: WASP IS TALKING NORMALLY! >[
You: WASP TALKS FINE!!!111!!1J!@
You: !!
Stranger: im sorry
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm a guy looking for a girl who doesn't like thongs who wants to chat me through a hand job...
You: ...My word.
You: You don't get out much, do you?
You: I mean, really.
You: That's a bit forward, don't you think?
Stranger: not at all
You: Really?
You: You don't think that might disturb any woman you might run into on this strange chatterbox?
Stranger: haha if she's interested she continues, if not, she disconnects
You: Well, yes.
You: But still.
You: Rather rude, especially if you run into a classier sort of lady.
Stranger: i suppose so
You: It might be better if you tried a more subtle approach.
You: And in person.
You: Just my opinion, really. But I'm just a mendicant musician.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i'm a guy looking for a girl who doesn't like thongs who wants to chat me through a hand job...
You: ...My word.
You: You don't get out much, do you?
You: I mean, really.
You: That's a bit forward, don't you think?
Stranger: not at all
You: Really?
You: You don't think that might disturb any woman you might run into on this strange chatterbox?
Stranger: haha if she's interested she continues, if not, she disconnects
You: Well, yes.
You: But still.
You: Rather rude, especially if you run into a classier sort of lady.
Stranger: i suppose so
You: It might be better if you tried a more subtle approach.
You: And in person.
You: Just my opinion, really. But I'm just a mendicant musician.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hey! Welcome to Progressive!
Stranger: haha
You: So, what kind of deal are you looking for today?
Stranger: deal?
You: On insurance? That's why you came here, right?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: Well...while you're here, why not build a policy?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Here at Progressive, you can name your price and build a policy around it.
Stranger: - -!
Stranger: haha
You: So, what kind of deal are you looking for today?
Stranger: deal?
You: On insurance? That's why you came here, right?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: Well...while you're here, why not build a policy?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Here at Progressive, you can name your price and build a policy around it.
Stranger: - -!
afdljslj THAT IS HILARIOUS
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: 16/f/Nautilus
Stranger: 20 m india.
Stranger: nautilus ..
Stranger: wher is it?
You: Its'- well...
You: I'm not sure actually
Stranger: wt
You: It is where you go when you wake.
Stranger: ohe
Stranger: so wts up
Stranger: hw old u r?
You: I am currently attempting to find myself a solid body.
You: I said, I am made to be 16
You: however my actualy physical age is more like 2
Stranger: wts ur size?
Stranger: nw
Stranger: mns figure
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: why?
You: I do not understand
Stranger: ur figure?
You: My figure is 1000101011100011010101001101001111000001010101010110100000101010101010101101010101010110101010101010101010010101010
You: Respectively
You: that is my source code
Stranger: ohhhh its vry large
Stranger: boobs size?
You: Oh. I see. You are one of those internet predators that preys on young women, hoping for naivety
Stranger: pussy depth?????????????????????????
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i m one of those
Stranger: any prob
Stranger: r nt u?
You: That is terribly unfortunate. I have taken down your IP address. Currently tracking.
You: Stay on the line, please.
Stranger: k
Stranger: i m here only
You: Very well. Pinged. You can expect the local authorities to pick you up soon, sir
You: thank you!
You have disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: 16/f/Nautilus
Stranger: 20 m india.
Stranger: nautilus ..
Stranger: wher is it?
You: Its'- well...
You: I'm not sure actually
Stranger: wt
You: It is where you go when you wake.
Stranger: ohe
Stranger: so wts up
Stranger: hw old u r?
You: I am currently attempting to find myself a solid body.
You: I said, I am made to be 16
You: however my actualy physical age is more like 2
Stranger: wts ur size?
Stranger: nw
Stranger: mns figure
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: why?
You: I do not understand
Stranger: ur figure?
You: My figure is 1000101011100011010101001101001111000001010101010110100000101010101010101101010101010110101010101010101010010101010
You: Respectively
You: that is my source code
Stranger: ohhhh its vry large
Stranger: boobs size?
You: Oh. I see. You are one of those internet predators that preys on young women, hoping for naivety
Stranger: pussy depth?????????????????????????
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i m one of those
Stranger: any prob
Stranger: r nt u?
You: That is terribly unfortunate. I have taken down your IP address. Currently tracking.
You: Stay on the line, please.
Stranger: k
Stranger: i m here only
You: Very well. Pinged. You can expect the local authorities to pick you up soon, sir
You: thank you!
You have disconnected.
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm okay! Are you a boggle?
Stranger: no
You: Oh. Okay =D
Stranger: yup
Stranger: asl
You: Asl?
Stranger: 22 m usa
Stranger: u?
You: 22 m usa?
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: are u male or female
You: Oh! I was seven yesterday, but today I'm eight!
Stranger: and where r u from
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: helllo
You: Are you a boggle?
Stranger: ?
You: No? That's okay, I'm not a boggle either.
Stranger: whats a boggle
You: Boggles are boggarts are bogeymen are brownies!
Stranger: o
Stranger: i like diapers
You: I don't have any
Stranger: tell me im a bad girl
You: Why? What did you do?
Stranger: i wet my diaper
You: Are you not supposed to get things wet? I get things wet allt eh time! I keep dropping them in the bog.
Stranger: FUCK YOU U ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
You: ?
You: I don't understand.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey!!!!!!!
You: Hello!
Stranger: howdie!
You: Howdie! Are you a boggle?
Stranger: idk what that is soo ill assume that im not
You: That's okay; I'm not a boggle either.
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: got any good black jokes?
You: Jokes can be black?
Stranger: they can be racist
You: Oh. What's racist?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello! Are you a boggle?
Stranger: why ?
You: I don't remember.
You: Boggles don't ask why alot, so I suppose you're not one.
You: but that's okay. I'm not a boggle either
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its good
Stranger: so what do you think about math
You: math? I don't like math very much
You: I'm not very good at it and I keep getting the numbers mixed up and then the Professor gets upset.
Stranger: hoho
Stranger: its not good :D
Stranger: asl ?
You: asl?
You: what is asl?
Stranger: age-sex-loc,ation
You: Oh!
You: Okay.
You: I was seven yesterday but I'm eight now and I'm a girl and I'm in Ralph-city, but everyone else clals it Nautilus, which is a stupid name for a city.
Stranger: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I'm okay! Are you a boggle?
Stranger: no
You: Oh. Okay =D
Stranger: yup
Stranger: asl
You: Asl?
Stranger: 22 m usa
Stranger: u?
You: 22 m usa?
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: are u male or female
You: Oh! I was seven yesterday, but today I'm eight!
Stranger: and where r u from
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: helllo
You: Are you a boggle?
Stranger: ?
You: No? That's okay, I'm not a boggle either.
Stranger: whats a boggle
You: Boggles are boggarts are bogeymen are brownies!
Stranger: o
Stranger: i like diapers
You: I don't have any
Stranger: tell me im a bad girl
You: Why? What did you do?
Stranger: i wet my diaper
You: Are you not supposed to get things wet? I get things wet allt eh time! I keep dropping them in the bog.
Stranger: FUCK YOU U ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
You: ?
You: I don't understand.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey!!!!!!!
You: Hello!
Stranger: howdie!
You: Howdie! Are you a boggle?
Stranger: idk what that is soo ill assume that im not
You: That's okay; I'm not a boggle either.
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: got any good black jokes?
You: Jokes can be black?
Stranger: they can be racist
You: Oh. What's racist?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello! Are you a boggle?
Stranger: why ?
You: I don't remember.
You: Boggles don't ask why alot, so I suppose you're not one.
You: but that's okay. I'm not a boggle either
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its good
Stranger: so what do you think about math
You: math? I don't like math very much
You: I'm not very good at it and I keep getting the numbers mixed up and then the Professor gets upset.
Stranger: hoho
Stranger: its not good :D
Stranger: asl ?
You: asl?
You: what is asl?
Stranger: age-sex-loc,ation
You: Oh!
You: Okay.
You: I was seven yesterday but I'm eight now and I'm a girl and I'm in Ralph-city, but everyone else clals it Nautilus, which is a stupid name for a city.
Stranger: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: w-what does asl mean
You: is it going to result in something bad
Stranger: it means
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: o-oh okay
You: but i
You: don't actually know where i am right now
You: and i'm not really sure about age either and and i don't really know what 'sex' is supposed to indicate don't hit me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: u-um. hi?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rawr.
You: AAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: hahahahaha supppppp
You: please don't do that again that was s-scary!
Stranger: hahaah oh oh my bad. :P
You: o-oh. okay.
Stranger: Rawr.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: h0lyshitzz.
You: W-why are you doing that again?!
You: t-that's scary!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: h-hi
Stranger: whereu from
You: u-um...i don't know really
Stranger: age?
You: i-it's kind of complicated...
You: ...I g-guess a few human weeks...?
Stranger: f/m? i hope u know this question's answer :)
You: o-oh.
You: m.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: h-hi
You: are you going to disconnect?
Stranger: noo
You: e-everyone else I've talked to did.
You: I-I don't think they liked me very much...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: probably because you said you're a guy
You: ...w-what's wrong with that?
You: I-I don't get it...
Stranger: sop trying to act like someone mentally unstable
Stranger: *stop
You: a-and then one person started yelling at me a-and-
You: ...
Stranger: I'm not a moron
You: I-I'm not mentally unstable...
Stranger: just a poor actor
You: I t-think...
You: ...w-what's an actor?
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: fail troll is fail
You: ....W-what's a troll?
You: That sounds scary too...
Stranger: OHNOES
You: AAAAAH
You: d-don't shout at me..!
Stranger: bughghghabfoyuvaloyufdvoyuavrp78gq23r2gp9g p9gr qgroyuav q23gbrva foyr8q2b oy8eafrv foyr8 qo83o8 qvi qvuafrkvukq vb3
Stranger: HEP MEH
Stranger: I R DIENZ
Stranger: DIE
You: I-I can't understand you..!
Stranger: NZ
Stranger: DIE'NZ
You: AAAAAH I-I don't get it what
Stranger: FOR GRATE JUSTICE
You: w-what's happening?
Stranger: i r guy
Stranger: who gon teech j00 a lesson
You: o-oh no PLEASE DON'T HIT ME D:
Stranger: Arsen
You: being hit hurts a lot
Stranger: pain?
Stranger: IT'S SOOOO GOOOD
You: p-pain is scary
You: ...y-you're starting to scare me now...
Stranger: wuss
You: w-what does that mean?
You: I-I haven't heard it before..
Stranger: it means..
Stranger: it's
Stranger: Over...
Stranger: NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AGAIN
You: D:
Stranger: cause u r wuss
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: u r gay
You: B-but--!
Stranger: I dare you to disconnect
You: I-I don
Stranger: disconnect and the yelling stops
You: I-I don't even know what t-that means...!
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: AAAAH NO NO NO DON'T HURT ME
Stranger: with your powers combined
Stranger: I'm Captain Planet!
You: ...W-what?
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: ...
You: t-that's really really creepy...
Stranger: no wai!
You: ..what does that mean..?
Stranger: wanna see a pic of me?
You: N-no!
Stranger: yeah you do
You: No I don't!
Stranger: I have no shirt on ;)
You: U-um...
You: ...I don't get it.
Stranger: http://media.photobucket.com/image/moobs/sfcjrice/moobs1.jpg
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: W-why would you even-
You: t-that's scary..!
Stranger: am I beautiful?
Stranger: loooooooove meeeeeee
You: N-no! that was really--
You: --really scary!
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: and fail\
Stranger: and u r gonna lose
You: ..
Stranger: the game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: w-what does asl mean
You: is it going to result in something bad
Stranger: it means
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: o-oh okay
You: but i
You: don't actually know where i am right now
You: and i'm not really sure about age either and and i don't really know what 'sex' is supposed to indicate don't hit me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: u-um. hi?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rawr.
You: AAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: hahahahaha supppppp
You: please don't do that again that was s-scary!
Stranger: hahaah oh oh my bad. :P
You: o-oh. okay.
Stranger: Rawr.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: h0lyshitzz.
You: W-why are you doing that again?!
You: t-that's scary!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: h-hi
Stranger: whereu from
You: u-um...i don't know really
Stranger: age?
You: i-it's kind of complicated...
You: ...I g-guess a few human weeks...?
Stranger: f/m? i hope u know this question's answer :)
You: o-oh.
You: m.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: h-hi
You: are you going to disconnect?
Stranger: noo
You: e-everyone else I've talked to did.
You: I-I don't think they liked me very much...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: probably because you said you're a guy
You: ...w-what's wrong with that?
You: I-I don't get it...
Stranger: sop trying to act like someone mentally unstable
Stranger: *stop
You: a-and then one person started yelling at me a-and-
You: ...
Stranger: I'm not a moron
You: I-I'm not mentally unstable...
Stranger: just a poor actor
You: I t-think...
You: ...w-what's an actor?
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: fail troll is fail
You: ....W-what's a troll?
You: That sounds scary too...
Stranger: OHNOES
You: AAAAAH
You: d-don't shout at me..!
Stranger: bughghghabfoyuvaloyufdvoyuavrp78gq23r2gp9g p9gr qgroyuav q23gbrva foyr8q2b oy8eafrv foyr8 qo83o8 qvi qvuafrkvukq vb3
Stranger: HEP MEH
Stranger: I R DIENZ
Stranger: DIE
You: I-I can't understand you..!
Stranger: NZ
Stranger: DIE'NZ
You: AAAAAH I-I don't get it what
Stranger: FOR GRATE JUSTICE
You: w-what's happening?
Stranger: i r guy
Stranger: who gon teech j00 a lesson
You: o-oh no PLEASE DON'T HIT ME D:
Stranger: Arsen
You: being hit hurts a lot
Stranger: pain?
Stranger: IT'S SOOOO GOOOD
You: p-pain is scary
You: ...y-you're starting to scare me now...
Stranger: wuss
You: w-what does that mean?
You: I-I haven't heard it before..
Stranger: it means..
Stranger: it's
Stranger: Over...
Stranger: NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AGAIN
You: D:
Stranger: cause u r wuss
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: u r gay
You: B-but--!
Stranger: I dare you to disconnect
You: I-I don
Stranger: disconnect and the yelling stops
You: I-I don't even know what t-that means...!
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
You: AAAAH NO NO NO DON'T HURT ME
Stranger: with your powers combined
Stranger: I'm Captain Planet!
You: ...W-what?
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: ...
You: t-that's really really creepy...
Stranger: no wai!
You: ..what does that mean..?
Stranger: wanna see a pic of me?
You: N-no!
Stranger: yeah you do
You: No I don't!
Stranger: I have no shirt on ;)
You: U-um...
You: ...I don't get it.
Stranger: http://media.photobucket.com/image/moobs/sfcjrice/moobs1.jpg
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: W-why would you even-
You: t-that's scary..!
Stranger: am I beautiful?
Stranger: loooooooove meeeeeee
You: N-no! that was really--
You: --really scary!
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: and fail\
Stranger: and u r gonna lose
You: ..
Stranger: the game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Greetings!
You: Good evening!
Stranger: Same to you.
You: How does this evening find you, sir or madam?
Stranger: Quite well, doing statistical analysis of responses on omegle.
You: Oh?
Stranger: Well, gathering statistical data on how people are responding to the following query:
Stranger: are you a female looking for a male (horny)?
are you a male looking for a female (horny)?
are you a female looking for a female (horny)?
are you a male looking for a male (horny)?
or none of the above?
You: Ah...
You: Could you define 'horny?'
Stranger: Wishing to engage in sexual behavior.
You: I'm fairly sure I know what it means, but I want to be sure.
You: Oh! Oh, of course. No. None of the above, my dear sir. Or madam.
Stranger: Yay!
You: I've run into two of the male specimens so far.
Stranger: That means I don't have to disconnect from you.
Stranger: Yeah, the two majority responses are the second one and the last one.
You: People pick the last one, really? I didn't know folks were so open about that sort of thing these days.
Stranger: The "None of the above" one?
You: Oh!
Stranger: Yeah, a lot of people pick that one.
You: I was excluding the none of the above.
You: My mistake, my mistake.
Stranger: No worries.
Stranger: You have excellent grammar and an interesting conversational tone.
You: Well, I strive to be a loquacious and personable fellow.
Stranger: A worthy goal.
You: I like to think so.
You: Though, really, it's not always enough to keep yourself out of trouble.
Stranger: True
You: I had to burn down some fellow's barn. That was after they tried to kill me by nailing my tie to the railroad track, of course...
You: I liked that tie, too.
Stranger: Ah, burning would be the proper action.
You: Indeed.
You: Of course THEN they had to come to my workplace and shoot up the joint. Fortunately my cousin was around and he has a bit of a talent with firearms and so forth. Quite an evening, let me tell you.
Stranger: Sounds exciting.
You: If by exciting, you mean terrifying, I'd agree.
You: But yes, I suppose it was fairly exciting as well.
Stranger: Have you considered conquering Sealand?
You: Mmm. No, no.
You: I'm not much for the conquering thing.
Stranger: *nods*
Stranger: I wish to conquer peru
Stranger: with my vast robot army.
You: You have one of those?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Self replication technology is the only way to go.
You: Huh.
Stranger: I recommend reprap
You: reprap?
You: I'm not familiar with the term.
Stranger: It's a self replication project.
Stranger: Google would enlighten you.
You: ...google?
You: Isn't that some incredibly large number?
Stranger: the search engine at the URL http://www.google.com
You: Oooh.
You: Yes
You: That inernets thing.
You: Eh, excuse me a moment.
Stranger: The Internet.
You: I return!
You: And yes, that's what I meant.
You: Am I allowed to ask your name, or are we supposed to remain behind the veil of anonymity?
Stranger: You can ask.
Stranger: I am known by others as Bobby.
You: Bobby? Short for Robert, I shall assume. I go by Rocky.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: It is short for Robert.
You: Excellent, excellent.
You: Well. This has been a most stimulating conversation. Unfortunately, I do believe I must be going.
Stranger: Chau.
You: Fare thee well, fellow traveler upon the internet sea.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Greetings!
You: Good evening!
Stranger: Same to you.
You: How does this evening find you, sir or madam?
Stranger: Quite well, doing statistical analysis of responses on omegle.
You: Oh?
Stranger: Well, gathering statistical data on how people are responding to the following query:
Stranger: are you a female looking for a male (horny)?
are you a male looking for a female (horny)?
are you a female looking for a female (horny)?
are you a male looking for a male (horny)?
or none of the above?
You: Ah...
You: Could you define 'horny?'
Stranger: Wishing to engage in sexual behavior.
You: I'm fairly sure I know what it means, but I want to be sure.
You: Oh! Oh, of course. No. None of the above, my dear sir. Or madam.
Stranger: Yay!
You: I've run into two of the male specimens so far.
Stranger: That means I don't have to disconnect from you.
Stranger: Yeah, the two majority responses are the second one and the last one.
You: People pick the last one, really? I didn't know folks were so open about that sort of thing these days.
Stranger: The "None of the above" one?
You: Oh!
Stranger: Yeah, a lot of people pick that one.
You: I was excluding the none of the above.
You: My mistake, my mistake.
Stranger: No worries.
Stranger: You have excellent grammar and an interesting conversational tone.
You: Well, I strive to be a loquacious and personable fellow.
Stranger: A worthy goal.
You: I like to think so.
You: Though, really, it's not always enough to keep yourself out of trouble.
Stranger: True
You: I had to burn down some fellow's barn. That was after they tried to kill me by nailing my tie to the railroad track, of course...
You: I liked that tie, too.
Stranger: Ah, burning would be the proper action.
You: Indeed.
You: Of course THEN they had to come to my workplace and shoot up the joint. Fortunately my cousin was around and he has a bit of a talent with firearms and so forth. Quite an evening, let me tell you.
Stranger: Sounds exciting.
You: If by exciting, you mean terrifying, I'd agree.
You: But yes, I suppose it was fairly exciting as well.
Stranger: Have you considered conquering Sealand?
You: Mmm. No, no.
You: I'm not much for the conquering thing.
Stranger: *nods*
Stranger: I wish to conquer peru
Stranger: with my vast robot army.
You: You have one of those?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Self replication technology is the only way to go.
You: Huh.
Stranger: I recommend reprap
You: reprap?
You: I'm not familiar with the term.
Stranger: It's a self replication project.
Stranger: Google would enlighten you.
You: ...google?
You: Isn't that some incredibly large number?
Stranger: the search engine at the URL http://www.google.com
You: Oooh.
You: Yes
You: That inernets thing.
You: Eh, excuse me a moment.
Stranger: The Internet.
You: I return!
You: And yes, that's what I meant.
You: Am I allowed to ask your name, or are we supposed to remain behind the veil of anonymity?
Stranger: You can ask.
Stranger: I am known by others as Bobby.
You: Bobby? Short for Robert, I shall assume. I go by Rocky.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: It is short for Robert.
You: Excellent, excellent.
You: Well. This has been a most stimulating conversation. Unfortunately, I do believe I must be going.
Stranger: Chau.
You: Fare thee well, fellow traveler upon the internet sea.
You have disconnected.
As Leslie Vernon. Warning. This got long.
hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com
2010-01-15 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: Hello :)
You: What's happening?
Stranger: Just makin conversation, really. lol
You: Heh. That's cool.
You: Kind of refreshing. All anyone talks about here is sex. It's pretty awesome
You: My name's Leslie
Stranger: lol well i don't talk sex :p
You: You're one of the few, my friend
Stranger: and thank god for that. i like the other side of conversation better. haha
Stranger: just random bs
You: Yeah, I hear you
Stranger: but you'd probably rather talk to a sexy guy about how he craves a hooker, so i'ma gonna go elsewhere. lol
You: It's okay, I'm a guy.
Stranger: ....
You: Yeah, I know
You: Leslie is a unisex name
Stranger: thats my friends middle name, everyone still makes fun of him
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but honestly, i'm glad you're not a girl. talking to girls on here is a bit weird for me. cuz i can never tell if they;re straight or not
Stranger: hahaha
You: Does it matter whether or not they're straight? It's just for dumb conversation
Stranger: i actually like making real, random conversation. i've made a few friends out of doing so
You: Is that right? Man. I don't have that many friends.
You: People think I'm weird and creepy.
Stranger: Whys that? ll
Stranger: *lol
You: Well, it's like, I make death threats to people? Not very often or anything, there was like one time, three tops.
You: But anyway people treat you differently
You: They think you're some kind of stalker
Stranger: sounds like my brother a lil bit. lol
You: No shit? Hehe
Stranger: yeah its hard for me to judge people. cuz until they come out and tell you who they really are, you have no right to make assumptions.
You: But that's good, y'know? I always think people judge others way too fast.
You: Hey!
Stranger: Hello :)
You: What's happening?
Stranger: Just makin conversation, really. lol
You: Heh. That's cool.
You: Kind of refreshing. All anyone talks about here is sex. It's pretty awesome
You: My name's Leslie
Stranger: lol well i don't talk sex :p
You: You're one of the few, my friend
Stranger: and thank god for that. i like the other side of conversation better. haha
Stranger: just random bs
You: Yeah, I hear you
Stranger: but you'd probably rather talk to a sexy guy about how he craves a hooker, so i'ma gonna go elsewhere. lol
You: It's okay, I'm a guy.
Stranger: ....
You: Yeah, I know
You: Leslie is a unisex name
Stranger: thats my friends middle name, everyone still makes fun of him
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but honestly, i'm glad you're not a girl. talking to girls on here is a bit weird for me. cuz i can never tell if they;re straight or not
Stranger: hahaha
You: Does it matter whether or not they're straight? It's just for dumb conversation
Stranger: i actually like making real, random conversation. i've made a few friends out of doing so
You: Is that right? Man. I don't have that many friends.
You: People think I'm weird and creepy.
Stranger: Whys that? ll
Stranger: *lol
You: Well, it's like, I make death threats to people? Not very often or anything, there was like one time, three tops.
You: But anyway people treat you differently
You: They think you're some kind of stalker
Stranger: sounds like my brother a lil bit. lol
You: No shit? Hehe
Stranger: yeah its hard for me to judge people. cuz until they come out and tell you who they really are, you have no right to make assumptions.
You: But that's good, y'know? I always think people judge others way too fast.
Re: As Leslie Vernon. Warning. This got long.
hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com
2010-01-15 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
tranger: i've had tons of friends who just recently told me who they really were. what they really felt, thought, saw........really, all everyone needs is someone to stand by them, to confide in if need be.
You: Yeah. Exactly.
You: And help them bury the bodies.
Stranger: not literally i hope.........lol
You: Hahaaaa, yeah.
You: Seriously though I need help burying some bodies.
Stranger: *fixed stare*
You: Yeah.
You: Kind of a bad situation but whatever
You: I can deal
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: lol
You: Exactly. You've just got to laugh at some of these fucked-up situations
Stranger: ......You can't possibly be for real.....why would you tell me something like that?
You: I don't know. Lots of reasons, really. Boredom, loneliness. Don't have a lot of friends, so why not tell a stranger? You can't do anything, so there's no harm, no foul
Stranger: whose bodies? if i might ask
You: Well, there's a few of them but chief among them is this guy who fucking went into my garage and dismantled my car. He's just this punk kid and he thinks he can have a temper tantrum on my property.
You: I finally figured out which one it was and he's sitting there laughing about it.
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: so they're not dead?
Stranger: lol
You: Nah, HE'S not dead yet. But this wouldn't be the first time I've had to off someone and it's pretty easy if you know what you're doing
Stranger: ohh thank god. haha these past couple mintues i've been thinking you already murdered them
Stranger: jeepers
Stranger: gave me a heart attack
You: Haha, oh, man, no.
You: That would've been creepy.
Stranger: ....lol um....chya
You: But seriously I do have a knife, a plot of land and plenty of spare time
You: Yeah. Exactly.
You: And help them bury the bodies.
Stranger: not literally i hope.........lol
You: Hahaaaa, yeah.
You: Seriously though I need help burying some bodies.
Stranger: *fixed stare*
You: Yeah.
You: Kind of a bad situation but whatever
You: I can deal
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: lol
You: Exactly. You've just got to laugh at some of these fucked-up situations
Stranger: ......You can't possibly be for real.....why would you tell me something like that?
You: I don't know. Lots of reasons, really. Boredom, loneliness. Don't have a lot of friends, so why not tell a stranger? You can't do anything, so there's no harm, no foul
Stranger: whose bodies? if i might ask
You: Well, there's a few of them but chief among them is this guy who fucking went into my garage and dismantled my car. He's just this punk kid and he thinks he can have a temper tantrum on my property.
You: I finally figured out which one it was and he's sitting there laughing about it.
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: so they're not dead?
Stranger: lol
You: Nah, HE'S not dead yet. But this wouldn't be the first time I've had to off someone and it's pretty easy if you know what you're doing
Stranger: ohh thank god. haha these past couple mintues i've been thinking you already murdered them
Stranger: jeepers
Stranger: gave me a heart attack
You: Haha, oh, man, no.
You: That would've been creepy.
Stranger: ....lol um....chya
You: But seriously I do have a knife, a plot of land and plenty of spare time
Re: As Leslie Vernon. Warning. This got long.
hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com
- 2010-01-15 06:54 (UTC) - ExpandRe: As Leslie Vernon. Warning. This got long.
hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com
- 2010-01-15 06:55 (UTC) - ExpandStranger: need girl for have cyber !
You: Greetings.
You: ... Err... 'cyber'?
Stranger: cam to cam
You: I don't believe that is a verb.
Stranger: so hot :$
You: That sounds uncomfortable.
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: why saying that ?
You: What is the purpose of this 'cyber'ing?
Stranger: so have good times with stranger ^^
You: Good times? Perhaps you could explain how it's done?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: how explain.....
Stranger: having sex on cam :$
You: ...
You: Oh.
You: I... thought that human reproduction required physical contact?
Stranger: yes...
Stranger: but here, just for pleasure
Stranger: you know
You: ... This is a digital console. You can't actually touch your partner.
Stranger: yes it does not replace! but that's funny
You: I didn't think humans were capable of interfacing.
Stranger: do that then an stranger can see you...
You: I don't understand how two humans can mate using video.
Stranger: no mate just to spend quality time
Stranger: do you understand ? just mast*rbate on cam for the pleasure of other
You: 'Quality time'? But you said before that it was a form of sex.
You: 'Mast*rbate'?
Stranger: yes...
You: ... I'm not familiar with the term.
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: do you want try ? and if you're not satisfied we stop
You: You said you required a female.
Stranger: you a male ? ahah
You: Yes.
Stranger: fuck -_-"
You: I apologize.
Stranger: it's okay ^^
Stranger: u from ?
Stranger: china no ?
You: I am from Cybertron. But I am currently staying in the city of Detroit.
Stranger: ok
You: I'm sorry for any confusion.
Stranger: cybertron is a good planet
Stranger: :D
You: I am still new to your world.
You: It is. However, I am enjoying Earth.
Stranger: huhu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Greetings.
You: ... Err... 'cyber'?
Stranger: cam to cam
You: I don't believe that is a verb.
Stranger: so hot :$
You: That sounds uncomfortable.
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: why saying that ?
You: What is the purpose of this 'cyber'ing?
Stranger: so have good times with stranger ^^
You: Good times? Perhaps you could explain how it's done?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: how explain.....
Stranger: having sex on cam :$
You: ...
You: Oh.
You: I... thought that human reproduction required physical contact?
Stranger: yes...
Stranger: but here, just for pleasure
Stranger: you know
You: ... This is a digital console. You can't actually touch your partner.
Stranger: yes it does not replace! but that's funny
You: I didn't think humans were capable of interfacing.
Stranger: do that then an stranger can see you...
You: I don't understand how two humans can mate using video.
Stranger: no mate just to spend quality time
Stranger: do you understand ? just mast*rbate on cam for the pleasure of other
You: 'Quality time'? But you said before that it was a form of sex.
You: 'Mast*rbate'?
Stranger: yes...
You: ... I'm not familiar with the term.
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: do you want try ? and if you're not satisfied we stop
You: You said you required a female.
Stranger: you a male ? ahah
You: Yes.
Stranger: fuck -_-"
You: I apologize.
Stranger: it's okay ^^
Stranger: u from ?
Stranger: china no ?
You: I am from Cybertron. But I am currently staying in the city of Detroit.
Stranger: ok
You: I'm sorry for any confusion.
Stranger: cybertron is a good planet
Stranger: :D
You: I am still new to your world.
You: It is. However, I am enjoying Earth.
Stranger: huhu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Okay, so movie!Ratchet's from Elegante, but this was too cute. |D
like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com
2010-01-15 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
You: Greetings.
Stranger: hey
You: It is a pleasure to meet you, anonymous human.
Stranger: no, I am You!
Stranger: you are the Stranger here!
You: ... That seems highly unlikely.
You: Hmm. Actually...
You: It would make a small amount of sense, when one considers my origins are not of this world. However, I do not see how you could in fact, be me.
Stranger: I'm not you, I'm You!
You: Oh! Your designation is 'You'?
You: That is unusual - However, I am surely not in a place to speak on strange designations.
You: I am called 'Ratchet.'
Stranger: I am called .. Stranger to you!
You: ... What shall I call you, then?
Stranger: Stranger is fine!
You: Ah!
You: Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Stranger.
Stranger: indeed.. but wait you are Stranger to me!
You: You may call me Ratchet.
Stranger: this is gonna get confusing fast!
Stranger: no! :)
You: ... If you insist, but that is my designation.
You: There are times when Ironhide refers to me as 'Doc', if that is preferable.
Stranger: you may call me.. uhhh umm.. you think of something
You: You would like me to select a designation for you?
Stranger: sure
You: Ironhide insists I am terrible at selecting names... However, perhaps 'Hominidae' would be suitable.
Stranger: Wait, are you calling me a Ho? :(
You: No, not at all.
You: It is the family that your species descends from.
You: ... Hmm. Perhaps it was not an appropriate name.
Stranger: there is a species that descends from human?
You: Technically, humans are the descendants of primates, at least if I am to believe the scientific texts.
You: There are several religious texts that argue this point, so it makes it... unclear. I am not one to believe in any omnipotent beings, so I tend to lean to the more evolutionary explanation of your appearance.
Stranger: where you from! :)
You: Originally, I am from the planet Cybertron. However, I have come to live in the United States of America.
You: I am afraid that I am not at liberty to provide a more specific location, as it is considered classified by the American Military.
Stranger: interesting
You: I am pleased that you think so. It is rare that I am allowed to speak at length with humans, aside from the soldiers and engineers currently working along side our forces.
Stranger: :)
You: This entire interface is absolutely fascinating. Allowing the connection of two completely random individuals so they might communicate!
Stranger: I like yoU!
You: Why thank you! That is very kind of you to say.
You: I am enjoying your company as well!
Stranger: how old are you!
You: I am not sure how you might count it in human years. However, I have been functioning since before there was life on your planet.
Stranger: what do you look like? Do you want a picture of me?
Stranger: http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2213/83097895.jpg :)
You: You are quite attractive by human standards. You remind me of a female I know!
Stranger: really!?
You: I will see if an image would be considered... inappropriate by the military's standards of secrecy.
You: Yes, I believe you are. Of course, as I am not a member of your species, I am not one to judge perhaps.
Stranger: you should though
Stranger: :)
Stranger: well I have to go to bed, mister!
You: Oh, one moment.
You: I am allowed to share an image of my disguised form.
Stranger: you better hurry!
You: http://i45.tinypic.com/157lkp3.jpg I have taken this form in order to stay hidden while on your planet.
Stranger: it's green!
You: Actually, it a high visibility neon yellow.
Stranger: you're green!
You: It is used for your emergency vehicles.
You: As Chief Medical Officer, I felt it most appropriate that I take on a medical vehicle.
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: good night!
You: Have a pleasant night.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: It is a pleasure to meet you, anonymous human.
Stranger: no, I am You!
Stranger: you are the Stranger here!
You: ... That seems highly unlikely.
You: Hmm. Actually...
You: It would make a small amount of sense, when one considers my origins are not of this world. However, I do not see how you could in fact, be me.
Stranger: I'm not you, I'm You!
You: Oh! Your designation is 'You'?
You: That is unusual - However, I am surely not in a place to speak on strange designations.
You: I am called 'Ratchet.'
Stranger: I am called .. Stranger to you!
You: ... What shall I call you, then?
Stranger: Stranger is fine!
You: Ah!
You: Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Stranger.
Stranger: indeed.. but wait you are Stranger to me!
You: You may call me Ratchet.
Stranger: this is gonna get confusing fast!
Stranger: no! :)
You: ... If you insist, but that is my designation.
You: There are times when Ironhide refers to me as 'Doc', if that is preferable.
Stranger: you may call me.. uhhh umm.. you think of something
You: You would like me to select a designation for you?
Stranger: sure
You: Ironhide insists I am terrible at selecting names... However, perhaps 'Hominidae' would be suitable.
Stranger: Wait, are you calling me a Ho? :(
You: No, not at all.
You: It is the family that your species descends from.
You: ... Hmm. Perhaps it was not an appropriate name.
Stranger: there is a species that descends from human?
You: Technically, humans are the descendants of primates, at least if I am to believe the scientific texts.
You: There are several religious texts that argue this point, so it makes it... unclear. I am not one to believe in any omnipotent beings, so I tend to lean to the more evolutionary explanation of your appearance.
Stranger: where you from! :)
You: Originally, I am from the planet Cybertron. However, I have come to live in the United States of America.
You: I am afraid that I am not at liberty to provide a more specific location, as it is considered classified by the American Military.
Stranger: interesting
You: I am pleased that you think so. It is rare that I am allowed to speak at length with humans, aside from the soldiers and engineers currently working along side our forces.
Stranger: :)
You: This entire interface is absolutely fascinating. Allowing the connection of two completely random individuals so they might communicate!
Stranger: I like yoU!
You: Why thank you! That is very kind of you to say.
You: I am enjoying your company as well!
Stranger: how old are you!
You: I am not sure how you might count it in human years. However, I have been functioning since before there was life on your planet.
Stranger: what do you look like? Do you want a picture of me?
Stranger: http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2213/83097895.jpg :)
You: You are quite attractive by human standards. You remind me of a female I know!
Stranger: really!?
You: I will see if an image would be considered... inappropriate by the military's standards of secrecy.
You: Yes, I believe you are. Of course, as I am not a member of your species, I am not one to judge perhaps.
Stranger: you should though
Stranger: :)
Stranger: well I have to go to bed, mister!
You: Oh, one moment.
You: I am allowed to share an image of my disguised form.
Stranger: you better hurry!
You: http://i45.tinypic.com/157lkp3.jpg I have taken this form in order to stay hidden while on your planet.
Stranger: it's green!
You: Actually, it a high visibility neon yellow.
Stranger: you're green!
You: It is used for your emergency vehicles.
You: As Chief Medical Officer, I felt it most appropriate that I take on a medical vehicle.
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: good night!
You: Have a pleasant night.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Got it the first time. You don't have to say it twice.
Stranger: k
You: But hey, I'm a patient guy.
Stranger: anyway asl?
You: Wait, I know this one. American Sign Language, right?
You: Been meaning to teach myself. I've got all the time in the world.
Stranger: yaa
You: Why bring it up?
Stranger: hey firstly u tell me asl
You: I don't think I can tell you. It's a visual language.
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
You: ...you're not the brightest bulb, are you.
You: It's for deaf people. You have to sign to them.
Stranger: what do u mean
You: Now, if we were on chatroulette, that would be a different story.
Stranger: hayyyyyyy please tell asl
You: Didn't I already say I don't know it?
You: Come on, kid, keep up.
Stranger: what's hasitation ?
You: What?
Stranger: for mentioning asl/
You: Can't you speak in complete sentences?
You: I'll never understand mortals.
Stranger: yaa i can
Stranger: but usually use short terms
You: Uh-huh.
Stranger: u atleast tell me your as
Stranger: so that i can talk to u as per that
You: My as?
Stranger: i mean age and sex
You: Immortal, male when I feel like it.
You: Which is all the time, but hey.
You: I could change.
Stranger: but immortal also has any age at present
You: Kid, I've been around for a long time. I don't know how old I am.
You: Why're you asking, anyway?
Stranger: so that i can talk to u as per that
Stranger: hayyyy u seems to be very clever
Stranger: so please tell me you location
You: Spelling things out certainly helps.
You: You should try it sometime.
Stranger: k
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: what is your occupation
You: "Occupation"?
You: I'm the lord of the freaking dead!
You: It's a thankless job, let me tell you.
Stranger: i think u r in mood of kiding thes time
You: Kidding!?
You: This is all because you stupid mortals have moved on.
You: I don't get sacrifices anymore, I just get my shortcomings told in story format to middle schoolers who don't care!
Stranger: now i m more exited to know your location
Stranger: please
You: Fine.
You: You want specifics, or a general area?
Stranger: no just country
You: Oh, that's REALLY general.
You: Greece.
Stranger: k
Stranger: fin
Stranger: now will u tell me age
You: We went over this: immortal.
Stranger: hayyyy
i allready told u nobody is immortal
You: Then how do you explain ME?
Stranger: ME?
You: Me. Hades, lord of the underworld? Hello?
Stranger: i cant do that]
Stranger: can u?
You: What, explain me?
You: Yeah, I can do that.
Stranger: then explain so that i can get som knowledge
You: It's a long story, though.
You: I'll try to slim it down for ya.
You: So Dad got Mom pregnant, but every time she gave birth, he would eat the kid.
You: And let me tell you, growing up in Dad's stomach was no fun.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Where're you going? I wasn't done!
Stranger: hi
You: Got it the first time. You don't have to say it twice.
Stranger: k
You: But hey, I'm a patient guy.
Stranger: anyway asl?
You: Wait, I know this one. American Sign Language, right?
You: Been meaning to teach myself. I've got all the time in the world.
Stranger: yaa
You: Why bring it up?
Stranger: hey firstly u tell me asl
You: I don't think I can tell you. It's a visual language.
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
You: ...you're not the brightest bulb, are you.
You: It's for deaf people. You have to sign to them.
Stranger: what do u mean
You: Now, if we were on chatroulette, that would be a different story.
Stranger: hayyyyyyy please tell asl
You: Didn't I already say I don't know it?
You: Come on, kid, keep up.
Stranger: what's hasitation ?
You: What?
Stranger: for mentioning asl/
You: Can't you speak in complete sentences?
You: I'll never understand mortals.
Stranger: yaa i can
Stranger: but usually use short terms
You: Uh-huh.
Stranger: u atleast tell me your as
Stranger: so that i can talk to u as per that
You: My as?
Stranger: i mean age and sex
You: Immortal, male when I feel like it.
You: Which is all the time, but hey.
You: I could change.
Stranger: but immortal also has any age at present
You: Kid, I've been around for a long time. I don't know how old I am.
You: Why're you asking, anyway?
Stranger: so that i can talk to u as per that
Stranger: hayyyy u seems to be very clever
Stranger: so please tell me you location
You: Spelling things out certainly helps.
You: You should try it sometime.
Stranger: k
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: what is your occupation
You: "Occupation"?
You: I'm the lord of the freaking dead!
You: It's a thankless job, let me tell you.
Stranger: i think u r in mood of kiding thes time
You: Kidding!?
You: This is all because you stupid mortals have moved on.
You: I don't get sacrifices anymore, I just get my shortcomings told in story format to middle schoolers who don't care!
Stranger: now i m more exited to know your location
Stranger: please
You: Fine.
You: You want specifics, or a general area?
Stranger: no just country
You: Oh, that's REALLY general.
You: Greece.
Stranger: k
Stranger: fin
Stranger: now will u tell me age
You: We went over this: immortal.
Stranger: hayyyy
i allready told u nobody is immortal
You: Then how do you explain ME?
Stranger: ME?
You: Me. Hades, lord of the underworld? Hello?
Stranger: i cant do that]
Stranger: can u?
You: What, explain me?
You: Yeah, I can do that.
Stranger: then explain so that i can get som knowledge
You: It's a long story, though.
You: I'll try to slim it down for ya.
You: So Dad got Mom pregnant, but every time she gave birth, he would eat the kid.
You: And let me tell you, growing up in Dad's stomach was no fun.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Where're you going? I wasn't done!
Ahahaha. Try me Hades. We'll hit it off!
You: I said I identify as male, how much clearer do I have to put it?
Stranger: do u have a REAL penis ?
You: ... I... do I what?
You: What kind of question is that?
You: Why are you people so disgusting?
Stranger: im just making sure ur not a transvestite or some other fucked up creepo
You: A what?
Stranger: do u have a REAL penis ?
You: ... I... do I what?
You: What kind of question is that?
You: Why are you people so disgusting?
Stranger: im just making sure ur not a transvestite or some other fucked up creepo
You: A what?
You: Hello!
Stranger: helloo too....
You: I'm the wandering Niccolo, peddler of smiles!
You: And I
You: am going to make you a deal.
Stranger: nme?
You: Now...let's see...
Stranger: deal
You: wagon wheel, greenball bun, raw apricat...
You: normally costing 13000 Lucre, this set of merchandise can be yours for the low price of 5000 Lucre!
Stranger: okay. ..
i want to off..
Stranger: bye...
nice to meet you..
have a nice day
You: What?
You: You can't refuse this deal!
Stranger: op ne
You: Come back!
Stranger: helloo too....
You: I'm the wandering Niccolo, peddler of smiles!
You: And I
You: am going to make you a deal.
Stranger: nme?
You: Now...let's see...
Stranger: deal
You: wagon wheel, greenball bun, raw apricat...
You: normally costing 13000 Lucre, this set of merchandise can be yours for the low price of 5000 Lucre!
Stranger: okay. ..
i want to off..
Stranger: bye...
nice to meet you..
have a nice day
You: What?
You: You can't refuse this deal!
Stranger: op ne
You: Come back!
PFFT YOU HAVE A NICCOLO ACCOUNT
THAT WAS LOL
THAT WAS LOL
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